Michaela

Just use the shampoo.

Can't afford lice shampoo.

Lice shampoo, $15, $17, $26.

The shower caps, all of the conditioner you're using.

No, it's kind of one of those things where it's almost that plausible deniability where it's like, oh, oops, I just didn't get them all.

Oops, I couldn't afford the shampoo.

Yeah.

And the dad, he's not off the hook either.

Right.

also abused.

I mean, 15, you're like,

insecure about everything sophomore in high school like yeah boys are starting to look at you you might be interested in getting a boyfriend you might have your first kiss and you're being forced to go out with a mask also the mom conditioner said not only is it too expensive but it doesn't work as the excuse

You got... No!

For what?

That's like such psychological torture.

Scratch your head.

And then when they fall out, circle them.

Damn.

If you are out there, if you are out there listening, I'm like, I know we have an audience under 18, which, hi, you're kind of crazy for listening.

But, like, this is not okay.