Michelle Buteau

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's very exciting.

So I'm actually writing season three, third and final season of Survival of the Thickest based off of my book.

Go get it.

Had I known, I would have brought like 1100 of my books.

We could have had so much.

I love a little book club.

And so when we wrap that a week later, I'll be going on tour, surviving and thriving tour, because I mean, my book is called Survival of the Thickest.

And I did see this quote after I brought my kids home.

on Instagram I'm so sorry and it the quote was the tools that you need to survive won't be the ones you need to thrive because I had so many losses and it was so hard to have just a viable whatever that I was like oh my god I don't want these kids to die because it was like the dead of winter and they were like four and five pounds I'm like aye aye aye and so I'm just like this is such a shit show all of it's a fucking shit show so let's like put on like a v-neck and some lip gloss and go thrive I'll be hitting like a lot of like

cities in the us some cities i wouldn't normally go to but i feel like i'm gonna show you guys some love because you know we all deserve we all deserve a good fucking night i want to make people laugh so hard they pee themselves a little bit which won't be hard because my demo is over 45 yes um

anyways sorry just funny to be so I'm very excited and I think I'm also going to be taking my kids on tour a little bit yeah like I just love Joan Rivers and like

her relationship with melissa and i'm just like i want to show them what i do i don't want to live this double life so yeah i'm doing like friday and saturday shows because i feel like everyone's adult you know they learn about the world that way you know they do i think it's the best kind of education to see what your parents do and then also to travel yeah love so i'm excited

Go to my website, michellebuto.org.

It's an organization, LOL.

But also .com.

It was like expired and 24 hours later, some fucking Italian virgin living in his mom's basement in Sicily bought it and is trying to sell it back to me and I couldn't get it.

Anyways, you just asked me where to get tickets.

This is what happens when I'm not outside.