Michelle Wolf

This newborn phase is like, I think I took it for granted the last time because I was like, oh, it's just like eating and sleeping and changing.

You know, like I watch.

Like the last time I watched every TV show that I had never watched before, because there's really nothing else to do.

You know, you're at home, you don't have another child to take care of when it's your first one.

And then the second one comes along and you're like, I would, you know, it's just, it's,

It's joy.

The newborn for me, the newborn part is the easiest.

I don't know why they sell us this complete lie that they're like, oh, you first have a baby, you're never going to sleep.

And I'm like, I sleep more with the newborn.

Okay.

I think I've ever slept in my entire life.

It's always, it's post that, like you don't have a toddler pulling you out of bed at four o'clock in the morning, you know?

And they're like, this way, this way.

And I'm like, why?

Why they make like a toddler Nespresso machine so they can use it, not for them to drink, but for them to use.

So that when they do wake me up at four in the morning, they can come in with a little.

You know, I haven't, to be honest.

I mean, like, I'm not doing stand-up at the moment, but I'm, like, you know, there's some things I'm writing and trying to make.

So, you know, that's kind of what I've been doing.

And then promoing a special, which, like... Yeah.