Mick Dolman

Rare, well done.

I said, I don't know, I've never had a steak, mate.

He said, well, let's start with a rare and then we'll work our way up.

So I ate the steak and nearly all the bone.

Then I went out to see him again and said, I wouldn't be too greedy if I asked for another steak, would I?

He said, no, of course, go for well done on this occasion.

Anyway, I had three steaks and I couldn't move.

I was so bloated.

So I went and thanked the cooks and one of the folks said, I'll give you one bit of advice, son.

if you don't treat the cooks well, if you don't thank them for the food, you'll be eating Weet-Bix for a month.

So I went out and thanked them, went down to my cabin and just collapsed on my butt and I thought, this is where I want to be for the rest of my life.

Let's see.

We went to Pizza Hut.

I had a bit of a debate with her.

It was at Pizza Hut.

No doubt.

But it had another attraction, which I didn't admit at the time.

Me and my mates knew that at Pizza Hut, the girls wore really short skirts and, you know, all glammed up.

And so when I invited Janie out to Pizza Hut, there was an ulterior motive as well, but not mentioned at the time.

I don't think I've ever told her.