Mickey Duzyj

Well, it is really important to know what you're doing because the clock is ticking. The move is to hoist your group up onto the crossbar. where you want to lift the whole group onto the crossbar. Maybe the most agile and strong members of your... You can hold a draft combine for this. You want to group your members into one of the far corners where the crossbar meets the upright.

Well, it is really important to know what you're doing because the clock is ticking. The move is to hoist your group up onto the crossbar. where you want to lift the whole group onto the crossbar. Maybe the most agile and strong members of your... You can hold a draft combine for this. You want to group your members into one of the far corners where the crossbar meets the upright.

So you're not trying to evenly disperse your weight across the entire length of the crossbar.

So you're not trying to evenly disperse your weight across the entire length of the crossbar.

You're trying to choose one of the corners and put maximal weight on that corner. So you want people hanging on it. You want people jumping up and down on that corner. You are trying to give that corner, Pablo, the absolute business. That is going to win you just a few inches of downward tilt. At that point, move your attack to the entirely opposite corner. This is a gradual process.

You're trying to choose one of the corners and put maximal weight on that corner. So you want people hanging on it. You want people jumping up and down on that corner. You are trying to give that corner, Pablo, the absolute business. That is going to win you just a few inches of downward tilt. At that point, move your attack to the entirely opposite corner. This is a gradual process.

And after you do that, you're going to want to rock back and forth. Oh yeah, you're seesawing this thing. Absolutely, that's the word, seesawing. So you're going from one side to another. It's really helpful for you to deputize a field general who's on the field, who actually calls out the changes. who says, you've done enough on that corner, shift your attack.

And after you do that, you're going to want to rock back and forth. Oh yeah, you're seesawing this thing. Absolutely, that's the word, seesawing. So you're going from one side to another. It's really helpful for you to deputize a field general who's on the field, who actually calls out the changes. who says, you've done enough on that corner, shift your attack.

And once you get one of the corners very close to, if not down on the turf itself, that's when you shift to the next phase of this process. Which is? Getting your entire crew behind the goalpost facing midfield. And what you want to do then is get as many hands on the goalpost.

And once you get one of the corners very close to, if not down on the turf itself, that's when you shift to the next phase of this process. Which is? Getting your entire crew behind the goalpost facing midfield. And what you want to do then is get as many hands on the goalpost.

And if you have sufficiently weakened the goalpost's structural integrity and you give it an epic heave, that thing will come down and glory will be yours.

And if you have sufficiently weakened the goalpost's structural integrity and you give it an epic heave, that thing will come down and glory will be yours.

That's right. And not just any tool.

That's right. And not just any tool.

So Pablo, this is the infamous and beloved folk hero known as Saw Man.

So Pablo, this is the infamous and beloved folk hero known as Saw Man.

So by day, Saw Man is known as Ned Vickers, who is the president of the Sugarlands Distilling Company in Tennessee. But this man's passion, his true passion, and I would say his calling, is really to saw through a variety of goalposts with his beloved hacksaw. But he has also considered a variety of other tools.

So by day, Saw Man is known as Ned Vickers, who is the president of the Sugarlands Distilling Company in Tennessee. But this man's passion, his true passion, and I would say his calling, is really to saw through a variety of goalposts with his beloved hacksaw. But he has also considered a variety of other tools.

Wow.

Wow.