Mike Danforth

But I know that they have strict rules against fraternization between the players. So I'm thinking it's the he broke his toes.

Well, it sounds like a very gore answer. So having the rubber dummy of the opposing quarterback is...

Well, it sounds like a very gore answer. So having the rubber dummy of the opposing quarterback is...

Well, it sounds like a very gore answer. So having the rubber dummy of the opposing quarterback is...

I bet it's Kenny G, man.

I bet it's Kenny G, man.

I bet it's Kenny G, man.

I don't know. Cats don't have a super sensitive smell like dogs.

I don't know. Cats don't have a super sensitive smell like dogs.

I don't know. Cats don't have a super sensitive smell like dogs.

Well, they've got that thing where they go... All right, all right.

Well, they've got that thing where they go... All right, all right.

Well, they've got that thing where they go... All right, all right.

We're trusting these people are obviously more intelligent than us.

We're trusting these people are obviously more intelligent than us.

We're trusting these people are obviously more intelligent than us.

Boring.

Boring.

Boring.

Hello. Hello, Pat. Hey. Hey, it's Mike and Ian from NPR's How to Do Everything calling. Hey, how you doing, man? We got a couple emails from you, our listeners, and we weren't exactly sure how to respond. So we're calling up comedian Pat Noswalt.