Mike Dawson

No, I'm kidding.

And I woke up and my roommate was on the bunk above me and I said, Scott, why does my face hurt?

Right.

And he just started laughing.

He apparently needs hearing aids, but he didn't have them in because the noise of his truck would just be miserable to hear.

He says he smelled of alcohol and his speech was slurred.

At which point the driver said he stabbed Mark Sanchez in self-defense.

Sanchez is in the hospital in stable condition.

He's been charged with battery resulting in bodily injury, unauthorized entry of a motor vehicle.

Yeah, big windfall.

Yeah.

Congratulations.

Speaking of football, Bad Bunny.

was the host and musical guest, both host and musical guest, I believe, for Saturday Night Live, his third time on Saturday Night Live.

Okay.

You know three Bad Bunny songs and you like them?

There you go.

There you go.

So Bad Bunny said a bunch of stuff in Spanish, and then he closed it with, if you didn't understand what I just said, you have four months to learn.

So apparently he's... Do we have that clip?