Mike Della Rocha

Oh, like behind healthy or something?

They don't want to open the bag of peas.

Usually they're hidden in a cupboard that doesn't normally have food in it.

But the second place where no one would ever check, kids, close your ears, don't listen.

They're listening, Jeff.

It's kind of weird to keep.

I mean, I know that I enjoy a quick bite on the toilet every once in a while, but to store it in there feels a little dirty.

It's got like a rotisserie thing in there.

This next laser story is out of Booze News.

Did you know Kahlua-scented perfume is now a thing that actually exists?

You mean the smell of my mom's best friend in the 90s?

It's supposed to smell like an espresso martini.

So vodka, Kahlua, and coffee.

Well, they're doing it as part of the Espresso Martini's birthday this year, and it's selling for $105 a bottle.

Whoa!

I'd rather just spill one on me.

It smells like it for me.

You do that already.

Next up, a brand new unique flavored liquor arrives this month.

It's from a place in New Hampshire, and their new brandy tastes exactly like smoked trout.