Mike Della Rocha

I'm not, I'm not a freak.

I'm just trying to help.

this is really happening you're gonna lose your job and i'm gonna sue your company how do you like that let's just take a breath okay let's not go there um you know what there's nowhere else to go my friend you know what take care of it this could be a good thing that makes absolutely no sense that it's a good thing if you think about it it could be like a work bonding experience okay everybody's in the bathroom you're all going at once it's like one of those trust fall exercises but you're on the toilet shut up please just shut up i don't talk anymore you could spin it as like a business slogan thing like hey we're poop pals now

What is wrong with you, man?

You can set up like a reward system or something.

You're sounding like an idiot right now.

Do you have a manager?

I get it.

You don't like the idea.

The only reason I came up with it, though, is because I just finished this life positivity book by Kanye.

I don't care.

By the way, did you know that when he interrupted Taylor Swift at that award show, he just wanted to tell a knock-knock joke?

Sorry, is any of this helping?

I'm trying to be optimistic, like Kanye.

There is no optimism in this.

I have to tell everybody what's going on so they can be prepared.

You know, some people can get really sick.

What if I run to the grocery store and buy three pounds of shrimp?

Wait, what?

And I bring it back, you feed it to everybody, and then they're going to blame everything on the shrimp.