Mike Della Rocha

Did you add extra granola to it?

You may be crazier than me, and I like that.

I was finally called in, and when my session was over, you had left the waiting room.

What?

But now that I think about it, it's possible you were hiding in the children's book nook.

Hopefully that's not because of me.

If you see this, stop being such a baby and ask Dr. Lazard for my number.

I left him a message that HIPAA compliance rules don't apply to you.

Okay.

Yeah, it sounds like Fran wants his whole chart.

Sounds like that therapist needs a raise.

His next Miss Connection is titled Bones, Butterflies, and You.

Man for Woman, 29, Cemetery.

To the woman in the cemetery that I bumped into while playing Pokemon Go, sorry for disturbing your uncle's wake.

I was trying to be respectful and tiptoe around the minster, but a few people said something, and that made me feel crunchy.

He says, I legit thought everyone was praying and didn't see me.

So I guess it's my bad.

Anyway, I need to come clean and say, yes, I was there for Pokemon.

Got to catch them all.

Yeah.