Mike Della Rocha

Do you mean like single?

Yeah.

No boyfriends, girlfriends, fiancés, or married couples allowed.

So you have another like fun girlfriend who might be down to clown.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

No, I don't.

I don't think it said anything about that.

It definitely did because the entire contest was based around the reality show we produce here.

I'm sure you've seen it.

No, I definitely have not seen that.

It's a spinoff from the Lazy River of Lust.

I mean, you've heard of that.

That's super popular.

No, I don't.

Oh, and the best episode was the five people, one in her tube.

I mean, they weren't even near a river and they definitely weren't being lazy.

Between you and me.

I was jealous of that inner tube.

I mean most people know the resort is all about paradise and random hookups and you know of course you don't listen listen listen I hear you and you don't have to do stuff but I want to bring my boyfriend that was the whole thing like I signed up for this thinking this would be a great trip for my boyfriend and I if you do that you are gonna have to wear a t-shirt that says prude alert what just so everybody knows and you're not going to be able to take it off even when you swim that that's insane that's completely insane I

I'm just saying bringing a significant other here would like kill the mood.