Mike Della Rocha

But the hardest part about the call is like we couldn't say anything to blow his cover.

Oh, about the one, like, that he just came up with that one line on the spot?

Because in part one, he said that those are the cheesy lines about the cucumber.

Those used to be his go-to before he tried.

Well, I mean, why would we call him out on that?

Well, yeah, there was just no way to bring it up.

And it was, like, harmless.

Like, we weren't going to blow up his spot, but it's just crazy that the old stuff worked on this new girl.

Before the next date, I can tell you right now, he is ferociously Googling new pickup lines to come up with.

Yeah, as cheesy as they can go.

Maybe the key is he was doing them over text and DMs, and those types of things only work in person.

Okay, maybe.

Again, I think I'm going to go back to just be yourself.

But sure.

I'm a comedian.

I'm like, don't steal other people's jokes.

Try and be as original as you can.

I think that's the lesson that we learned.

And another lesson that you learned is you can always email us for help with your dating life.

I know many of us aspire to one day be the LHCOTC.