Mike Golic Jr

And then at one point, my mom, I made some joke about it, and she goes... And it was like this far away look in her eyes where she's like, me and your father really just want you to find someone. And it was so like, oh, they just want you to have company. So you're not lonely in a way that was like, oh, God. All right. I might actually need to do this so they don't feel like they failed.

And then at one point, my mom, I made some joke about it, and she goes... And it was like this far away look in her eyes where she's like, me and your father really just want you to find someone. And it was so like, oh, they just want you to have company. So you're not lonely in a way that was like, oh, God. All right. I might actually need to do this so they don't feel like they failed.

Not for me for them.

Not for me for them.

Well, the jokes assume that eventually it's going to happen and it's going to be okay so we can joke. That was like, oh, they're really considering the possibility that I might just wind up alone.

Well, the jokes assume that eventually it's going to happen and it's going to be okay so we can joke. That was like, oh, they're really considering the possibility that I might just wind up alone.

Yeah, I wrote one part of a book. God bless Stanzik and the work that he did putting all this together, and everyone else who helped piece this together. So this is my only Billie holiday decoration here. I've got a couple of tchotchkes I bought at Target.

Yeah, I wrote one part of a book. God bless Stanzik and the work that he did putting all this together, and everyone else who helped piece this together. So this is my only Billie holiday decoration here. I've got a couple of tchotchkes I bought at Target.

I have on my front door, so into my apartment, and this was true in my house in Connecticut, I have one door in my house where I have a plush Santa face that that hangs off the door handle, but I keep that up year-round. I never take it down. Why? Because he's always watching. He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake.

I have on my front door, so into my apartment, and this was true in my house in Connecticut, I have one door in my house where I have a plush Santa face that that hangs off the door handle, but I keep that up year-round. I never take it down. Why? Because he's always watching. He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake.

He knows when you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake. Santa's always watching. I have the small Christmas tree from the Charlie Brown Christmas special in physical form up year-round, and then a normal-sized tree with a couple of wreaths.

He knows when you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake. Santa's always watching. I have the small Christmas tree from the Charlie Brown Christmas special in physical form up year-round, and then a normal-sized tree with a couple of wreaths.

The small one. So it's, it's about yay high. And it's the, you know, it's the Charlie Brown one, the one before they decorate it and up there where it's real thin and sparse. So you can't always tell it's Christmasy, but it is.

The small one. So it's, it's about yay high. And it's the, you know, it's the Charlie Brown one, the one before they decorate it and up there where it's real thin and sparse. So you can't always tell it's Christmasy, but it is.

You mean to tell me, Billy, that if you were a young lady and you come back and we've just had a great date and maybe we're sitting on the couch watching TV and all of a sudden things start to escalate and there's a little bit of kissing, that if you looked over and all of a sudden locked eyes with a plush Santa Claus on the door handle, that wouldn't do it for you?

You mean to tell me, Billy, that if you were a young lady and you come back and we've just had a great date and maybe we're sitting on the couch watching TV and all of a sudden things start to escalate and there's a little bit of kissing, that if you looked over and all of a sudden locked eyes with a plush Santa Claus on the door handle, that wouldn't do it for you?

There's also an elf riding a pug underneath the small Christmas tree there as like a lawn ornament that I just put inside.

There's also an elf riding a pug underneath the small Christmas tree there as like a lawn ornament that I just put inside.

So I think inflatables are great for other people will never be my thing, like never has been my thing, never will be. But I appreciate a good inflatable, especially when it because, you know, the cookie cutter ones, you get some people that will just do like the reindeer or Santa's sleigh or something like that. But when people go above and beyond or have a lot of them, I do appreciate that.

So I think inflatables are great for other people will never be my thing, like never has been my thing, never will be. But I appreciate a good inflatable, especially when it because, you know, the cookie cutter ones, you get some people that will just do like the reindeer or Santa's sleigh or something like that. But when people go above and beyond or have a lot of them, I do appreciate that.