Mike Goncalves

Anyway, this lady went out hiking in Larimer County and was killed by a mountain lion.

It's the first mountain lion death in Colorado since 1999.

That's kind of impressive, to be honest, considering how much we're encroaching into the mountains at the rate we are.

But...

yeah, they, a group of hikers was reported to be throwing rocks at a lion on the trail after spotting it near the body of the victim.

Uh, the animal ran off.

CPW has already run around and killed two lions.

And now they're looking for a third that they, this, it was weird the way that I, I saw it worded.

Um,

They already killed two animals because they absolutely cannot have wildlife that has gotten a taste for human flesh and let them continue.

So they euthanize as many animals as are involved, and it seems like they're just raining hate down on every lion in this area they can see.

The article says they don't even know how many cats were involved in the attack.

I was like, yeah, I fucking bet you do.

And I bet this lady, but she wishes she had a pistol too, because I bet she wishes she had a pulse.

What about a pulse pistol?

I find nerd stuff.

Actually, I'd still rather have both, but... Sorry, I don't know if you've got more stories.

That's what Spawn's literally...

dozens of my show topics was the bear defense and nine mil and is an appropriate caliber.

It's still a caliber.