Mike Goncalves

You said, Dave said, regardless, I'm not a big YouTuber, so don't take offense, but running 500 miles upriver, that sounds really cool.

In your part of the country, it's way different than in my part of the country, because I pictured you running 500 miles up the Colorado River, through the Grand Canyon with gas cans strapped to the damn thing.

Yeah.

Dragon kayaks full of food and supplies and whatnot.

Overlanding watercraft.

The more I think about it, the doper a trip this seems like it could be.

Running from the canyon patrol because you don't have no permits.

I could be burned.

I could be burned.

You ain't got a fast enough boat, Lieutenant.

Shut up.

Yeah.

Well, that's where everything's registered.

That's where you have a crew to get you out of the Hoover Dam somehow.

Quick, go the other way.

This time you're with the current.

Wow, it feels so much faster.

Half of it's staged, half of it is hilariously not staged.

Like...

Hammond running off track in an over million dollar car and rolling it upside down and catching it on fire.