Mike Goncalves
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Podcast Appearances
They're going to take you some points.
I mean, deer need to be smarter.
I'm actually intrigued that YouTube hasn't kicked us off yet.
It goes, ooh, googly eyes.
To prevent tiger attacks.
And this is also a thing that tigers have on themselves.
Which means there are larger tigers?
That's what I never really understood.
Tigers do have the faux eyes on the back of their heads to discourage predator attacks, but what preys on tigers?
Other tigers?
Humans.
And wouldn't other tigers be like, oh, I know that sneaky fake eye thing.
You're not looking at me.
They don't know they have eyes back there.
But they hang out with other tigers.
Yeah, and they're like, shit, he's always looking at me, man.
Like, you don't think they check each other's eyes out?
Like, dang, he has some nice fake eyes.
How do we get down these tangents?
You got to remember, Utah's run by much cooler people than Colorado is.