Mike Goncalves

Damn, dude.

Phones are getting good these days.

I remember when you take a picture with your flip phone and the graphics were about as good as 1997 internet porn.

Well, they didn't have flip phones in 1997.

They came out later.

I was there.

I was, I was five.

I was there.

Gandalf.

So I remember, um, and anyway, yeah, that irrelevant.

Yeah.

Well, that's 100% why we have 10 mil carbines so that we can kill stuff and tell them about it.

Yeah, we may have conned.

So he can kill freaking coyotes at 600 yards with a 10 mil.

we don't know corner that that one I mean that's fine but I've never in 10 over 10,000 rounds on that Glock I never had malfunctions until I took out the 40 barrel and started putting nine mil stuff in it Mike mister I'm not gonna buy a Glock 17 so I bought a Glock 17 like one day later

You got a bunch of Glock shit, didn't you, Mike?

I could.

I need to go get those.

I was supposed to do that Sunday if I didn't go hunting.

And because I slept like shit and felt like shit, I forgot I was supposed to do that.