Mike Johnson

Their goaltender apparently gets mad when you score them in practice.

You read this, Noodles?

Tristan Jari's arguing with Euler guys about how...

They shoot on him in practice.

You're shooting too high.

You're shooting by my shoulders.

And you're thinking, listen, Tristan, Jars, whatever you call this guy, your save center is 850.

Like, we're treating you like the backup.

We're shooting wherever we want.

We're not going pillows on you just to make you feel good.

Like, come on here.

Are we kidding?

Like, it's one thing if you have Terry Price in there or whatever or somebody like that, but to do that, I think you have to, they got issues.

Oh, and I'm not sure, I'm not sure they write them before the end of the shit.

Hang on a second.

Only Moscow Dynamo.

I can't imagine him playing anywhere else.

And quite frankly, as great a goalscorer as he is, and he'd lead the team in points, do you think there's another team that could absorb that kind of player in the way that he plays?

Can you imagine going into a market and watching him sort of stand around, shooting pucks, getting 28, 30, 35 goals, but you're like, we're playing with four guys out here.

We give the puck to him and then he's still, it's very different to watch him play now.