Mike Lane

We've regularly wondered if he's ever going to get it right at the Dogs, and we've regularly highlighted him as being a weak link in that back line, but I thought he had his best game of football, arguably, in that performance yesterday.

Speaking of which, I saw James O'Donnell with a coach's vote.

He got a vote.

And I love that because he's a much better looking man than his father.

He did.

And that's all we need to say about that.

And if Scoob's listening, you know he is.

So don't argue with anything we're saying.

I think the last time you said that, you got a text message.

Normally he jumps straight on you.

Well, he sells farms up there in the Western District.

He'd be driving up your way.

Kidding himself.

He's got his bloody RMs on.

White pants that are too tight.

He's selling rural properties now.

Carlton, by the way.

I just think they deserve more airspace than what you're going to allow them to go with.

It's Josh Fraser, the interim coach of the Carlton Footy Club, who was unbeaten after five matches of interim coaching capacity.

He's doing everything right.