Mike Maxwell

I'm obsessed with too many things, and I have to manage my craziness.

I'm still waiting for you to start golfing.

No, no, no, no, no.

Putting his pool on an undulated warped table.

Oh, I understand.

You'd be great at it.

Listen, I know everybody that I know that I love who's into it is obsessed.

And that's part of the problem.

Yeah.

It's like, I know what's coming.

And I know it's like a fucking multiple hour thing.

You got to dress like an asshole, wear stupid shoes.

You do have to dress like an asshole.

And then I see all these fucking fights where people are fighting on the golf courses.

Do you see that drunken guy with a hockey enforcer?

Yeah, through the dude in the fucking lake.

First of all, the size of that guy.

The fact that you're squaring up and you're just bluffing and you're squaring up with this fucking... That's one of those spots where people think they're way fucking tougher because they've got a bag full of clubs than they actually are.

People get out of fucking control on it.

Well, it's just dudes.