Mike Maxwell

He's ready to lie on his back and get pet, you know?

Yeah.

It's like he's the best.

Yeah, dogs are fucking amazing.

We almost don't deserve them.

Well, it's just such a weird thing that we've done.

It's so bizarre.

They used to be wolves, and you can't train wolves.

There's a reason why wolves aren't in the circus.

Think about that.

Think about that.

You've got monkeys, bears, and tigers that you can train to do circus shows in front of everybody.

You can't train a wolf.

they won't listen but yet somehow we turned a wolf into a dog that like literally listens to everything i say yeah that guy'll say sit down buddy relax and he'll just sit yeah you know okay all right you ready to go he's like i'm ready and he just gets up and goes like he's like

How did that happen?

And the fact that they have that like fucking super gene that they could transform into so many different variations of the same thing.

Through selection.

Yeah, that's what's weird.

Like selective breeding where you could turn a dog into Carl.

Like you have enough time.