Mike Owens

And then here we go. All right. This one's from Kip Van Winkle. I got a whole seer shut down, like rolled down gates and all as a kid hiding from my mother inside the clothing rack. Nice. I mean, that's obviously the real move. That is the best childhood move. Hiding in those clothes.

I remember getting, I forget what the fuck it was.

I remember getting, I forget what the fuck it was.

I remember getting, I forget what the fuck it was.

I can't recall. I remember it might have been a Kmart. I remember it vividly. And somebody took our cart in the store. Jesus. I think, like, a guy shot, like, a guy working there was like, oh, this got left or something, and he moved it. Somebody left their bald fat kid here. And my mom came back and was like, they took my cart. I'm like, yell, and we left. We left the store. Sure.

I can't recall. I remember it might have been a Kmart. I remember it vividly. And somebody took our cart in the store. Jesus. I think, like, a guy shot, like, a guy working there was like, oh, this got left or something, and he moved it. Somebody left their bald fat kid here. And my mom came back and was like, they took my cart. I'm like, yell, and we left. We left the store. Sure.

I can't recall. I remember it might have been a Kmart. I remember it vividly. And somebody took our cart in the store. Jesus. I think, like, a guy shot, like, a guy working there was like, oh, this got left or something, and he moved it. Somebody left their bald fat kid here. And my mom came back and was like, they took my cart. I'm like, yell, and we left. We left the store. Sure.

And I'm like, I thought we had paid for it. You know what I mean? And then I'm like, oh, that wasn't your shit. You know what I mean? You could have just put it back. You could have just got a new cart and grabbed everything and everything. Of course. Nah, she had to fucking rub it in my face.

And I'm like, I thought we had paid for it. You know what I mean? And then I'm like, oh, that wasn't your shit. You know what I mean? You could have just put it back. You could have just got a new cart and grabbed everything and everything. Of course. Nah, she had to fucking rub it in my face.

And I'm like, I thought we had paid for it. You know what I mean? And then I'm like, oh, that wasn't your shit. You know what I mean? You could have just put it back. You could have just got a new cart and grabbed everything and everything. Of course. Nah, she had to fucking rub it in my face.

Yeah, that's what... But not like when it went blue. Yeah, it was like hippie-ish. Yes. Yes, thank you. I'm explaining it before you cut me off. I apologize. Yeah, no, it was still like under... It was like those two hippies that started it. The owners were like... Fucking wacky, you know, fucking smoking the devil's lettuce kind of guys.

Yeah, that's what... But not like when it went blue. Yeah, it was like hippie-ish. Yes. Yes, thank you. I'm explaining it before you cut me off. I apologize. Yeah, no, it was still like under... It was like those two hippies that started it. The owners were like... Fucking wacky, you know, fucking smoking the devil's lettuce kind of guys.

Yeah, that's what... But not like when it went blue. Yeah, it was like hippie-ish. Yes. Yes, thank you. I'm explaining it before you cut me off. I apologize. Yeah, no, it was still like under... It was like those two hippies that started it. The owners were like... Fucking wacky, you know, fucking smoking the devil's lettuce kind of guys.

Yeah, they were hippie dippies. I remember doing a project on them. Let me find out. Gotta be. More than Patty. Sure. I'd love her.

Yeah, they were hippie dippies. I remember doing a project on them. Let me find out. Gotta be. More than Patty. Sure. I'd love her.

Yeah, they were hippie dippies. I remember doing a project on them. Let me find out. Gotta be. More than Patty. Sure. I'd love her.

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