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Mike Owens

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
588 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

Nothing matches. Guys, if you need any advice on styling an outfit, just hit me up, obviously. Dress like a crazy person. I got to snorkel. Sitting on a washing machine.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

You guys want to open up a credit card?

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

You guys want to open up a credit card?

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

You guys want to open up a credit card?

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

Holding a spatula or something like that. Yeah, I remember that was big. I also remember just like the malls. Because my brother and sister were going to the mall socially. When I was young, that was probably like 91, 92 they would go. Yeah, whatever, maybe 93. They'd get dropped off at the mall or whatever. Man, just like the circling of all the kids from all the different schools.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

Holding a spatula or something like that. Yeah, I remember that was big. I also remember just like the malls. Because my brother and sister were going to the mall socially. When I was young, that was probably like 91, 92 they would go. Yeah, whatever, maybe 93. They'd get dropped off at the mall or whatever. Man, just like the circling of all the kids from all the different schools.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

Holding a spatula or something like that. Yeah, I remember that was big. I also remember just like the malls. Because my brother and sister were going to the mall socially. When I was young, that was probably like 91, 92 they would go. Yeah, whatever, maybe 93. They'd get dropped off at the mall or whatever. Man, just like the circling of all the kids from all the different schools.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

I remember one kid, he had these spikes, huge spiked hairs. Jesus. What?

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

I remember one kid, he had these spikes, huge spiked hairs. Jesus. What?

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

I remember one kid, he had these spikes, huge spiked hairs. Jesus. What?

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

No, he would just be at the mall. You would see him at the mall. We'd go to the mall once a week just to like, I don't know. One person out of a family of three between my mom, my dad, my stepmom, my stepdad. Somebody needed something. Somebody needed fucking something. Or just, oh, we'll go to the mall just to get out of the house or whatever. For sure. Kahuna-ville.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

No, he would just be at the mall. You would see him at the mall. We'd go to the mall once a week just to like, I don't know. One person out of a family of three between my mom, my dad, my stepmom, my stepdad. Somebody needed something. Somebody needed fucking something. Or just, oh, we'll go to the mall just to get out of the house or whatever. For sure. Kahuna-ville.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

No, he would just be at the mall. You would see him at the mall. We'd go to the mall once a week just to like, I don't know. One person out of a family of three between my mom, my dad, my stepmom, my stepdad. Somebody needed something. Somebody needed fucking something. Or just, oh, we'll go to the mall just to get out of the house or whatever. For sure. Kahuna-ville.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

We went to Kahuna-ville in the auction rally mall. Oh, my God. Kahuna-ville. Shout out Kahuna-ville. See if you can get any eyes on that. That was great. Not like the Rainforest Cafe, but I think there was only a couple of them. It was like an independent shop. Permanently closed. Fuck! I had a birthday at KahunaVille. Couldn't tell me shit.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

We went to Kahuna-ville in the auction rally mall. Oh, my God. Kahuna-ville. Shout out Kahuna-ville. See if you can get any eyes on that. That was great. Not like the Rainforest Cafe, but I think there was only a couple of them. It was like an independent shop. Permanently closed. Fuck! I had a birthday at KahunaVille. Couldn't tell me shit.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

We went to Kahuna-ville in the auction rally mall. Oh, my God. Kahuna-ville. Shout out Kahuna-ville. See if you can get any eyes on that. That was great. Not like the Rainforest Cafe, but I think there was only a couple of them. It was like an independent shop. Permanently closed. Fuck! I had a birthday at KahunaVille. Couldn't tell me shit.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

All right, this is about all just kinds of shopping. This is from Harvey. Never have one read. Hoagie here. Is it garbage to deny help from an employee even though you definitely need help? I do that. To deny? Oh, like you go in, hey, can I help you with anything? Now I'm just looking and really a question of, hey, do you carry fucking scuba tanks? No.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

All right, this is about all just kinds of shopping. This is from Harvey. Never have one read. Hoagie here. Is it garbage to deny help from an employee even though you definitely need help? I do that. To deny? Oh, like you go in, hey, can I help you with anything? Now I'm just looking and really a question of, hey, do you carry fucking scuba tanks? No.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

All right, this is about all just kinds of shopping. This is from Harvey. Never have one read. Hoagie here. Is it garbage to deny help from an employee even though you definitely need help? I do that. To deny? Oh, like you go in, hey, can I help you with anything? Now I'm just looking and really a question of, hey, do you carry fucking scuba tanks? No.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

Yeah, I think certain, I think maybe like full-time employees at some point got commissioned. But, like, the part-time guy. My buddy did it when he worked at Foot Locker. Did not. Did not. But, like, you needed to sell. You needed to help. So, you know, they can tell how hard you're working by how many. That was the way it was explained to me. I could be wrong. Your name gets put in there.