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Mike Owens

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
588 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

Maybe it wasn't like the Matrix, but it was a little like there was a bit of a screen to it. It was like a computer slash register.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

So it wasn't like, you know, it was like I wasn't running fucking Windows 2000 on it.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

So it wasn't like, you know, it was like I wasn't running fucking Windows 2000 on it.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

So it wasn't like, you know, it was like I wasn't running fucking Windows 2000 on it.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

But you could look up and you would see. Yeah. It would just go like you would scan something and you like tab over and go like other doors or other store, you know, inventory or whatever. Other locations. I would say we have none left or whatever. Right. Or you scan to go other locations, and they give you, like, Herald Square or Neshaminy Mall or Oxford Valley Mall. And then I remember one time.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

But you could look up and you would see. Yeah. It would just go like you would scan something and you like tab over and go like other doors or other store, you know, inventory or whatever. Other locations. I would say we have none left or whatever. Right. Or you scan to go other locations, and they give you, like, Herald Square or Neshaminy Mall or Oxford Valley Mall. And then I remember one time.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

But you could look up and you would see. Yeah. It would just go like you would scan something and you like tab over and go like other doors or other store, you know, inventory or whatever. Other locations. I would say we have none left or whatever. Right. Or you scan to go other locations, and they give you, like, Herald Square or Neshaminy Mall or Oxford Valley Mall. And then I remember one time.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

I had a call up to Herald Square, and I don't know why they just didn't fucking hang up on me. I'm like, it says there's one of these, and whenever it says one, it don't exist. They got it. You know, anything under five, you're like, you're rolling the fucking, hey, if it's around a corner, I'd go, hey, you can go look. I don't know.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

I had a call up to Herald Square, and I don't know why they just didn't fucking hang up on me. I'm like, it says there's one of these, and whenever it says one, it don't exist. They got it. You know, anything under five, you're like, you're rolling the fucking, hey, if it's around a corner, I'd go, hey, you can go look. I don't know.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

I had a call up to Herald Square, and I don't know why they just didn't fucking hang up on me. I'm like, it says there's one of these, and whenever it says one, it don't exist. They got it. You know, anything under five, you're like, you're rolling the fucking, hey, if it's around a corner, I'd go, hey, you can go look. I don't know.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

Maybe you can call and see if they can find them, but you can't trust these numbers. Sure. I called Herald Square, and I didn't know. I'm like, there's one. I remember being like, whoa, I am on the phone with New York City right now. Are there any movie stars in there right now?

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

Maybe you can call and see if they can find them, but you can't trust these numbers. Sure. I called Herald Square, and I didn't know. I'm like, there's one. I remember being like, whoa, I am on the phone with New York City right now. Are there any movie stars in there right now?

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

Maybe you can call and see if they can find them, but you can't trust these numbers. Sure. I called Herald Square, and I didn't know. I'm like, there's one. I remember being like, whoa, I am on the phone with New York City right now. Are there any movie stars in there right now?

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

We don't have a back here. Do you know how to gift wrap? Damn, they told you how to gift wrap? Shit, how much did they pay you? What time is it there? I think they're all millionaires. It's Tuesday here. What day is it there? Do you guys wear clothes? Are you in the future? Do you guys even wear clothes?

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

We don't have a back here. Do you know how to gift wrap? Damn, they told you how to gift wrap? Shit, how much did they pay you? What time is it there? I think they're all millionaires. It's Tuesday here. What day is it there? Do you guys wear clothes? Are you in the future? Do you guys even wear clothes?

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

We don't have a back here. Do you know how to gift wrap? Damn, they told you how to gift wrap? Shit, how much did they pay you? What time is it there? I think they're all millionaires. It's Tuesday here. What day is it there? Do you guys wear clothes? Are you in the future? Do you guys even wear clothes?

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

I remember being like, whoa, I'm in business. I'm calling New York City. Don't bother. We're just down here in Philadelphia, a little podunk town. Some kid would shave the eyebrows and an ankle monitor on. I remember the one girl went, how do I get to โ€“ I got the information. I go, they tracked it down. There's one or something. They're going to hold it. I'm like, hey, hold it. What's your name?

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

I remember being like, whoa, I'm in business. I'm calling New York City. Don't bother. We're just down here in Philadelphia, a little podunk town. Some kid would shave the eyebrows and an ankle monitor on. I remember the one girl went, how do I get to โ€“ I got the information. I go, they tracked it down. There's one or something. They're going to hold it. I'm like, hey, hold it. What's your name?

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

I remember being like, whoa, I'm in business. I'm calling New York City. Don't bother. We're just down here in Philadelphia, a little podunk town. Some kid would shave the eyebrows and an ankle monitor on. I remember the one girl went, how do I get to โ€“ I got the information. I go, they tracked it down. There's one or something. They're going to hold it. I'm like, hey, hold it. What's your name?

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

In Herald Square? She was going to drive up from Philly? This is like sometimes you get people from Philly that had never left Philadelphia. You know what I mean? And I'm like, yeah, they got one. I was like, there's one in Harold's. I might have said Harold Square. She might have not clocked it. It was New York. And then, or whatever. Kennett Square. She knew it was New York.