Mike Ryan

I'm calling bullshit.

And a big salary.

A helpful note, though.

It seemed as though from Jimmy Haslam's most recent quotes that are public record, it seemed like they wanted to have this in place well before the draft.

I mean, Bill does have another award named after him.

It'd be weird to have multiple awards named after you.

It'd get confusing, you'd think.

Shaq makes the sidekick so much better as Dan is choking on a peanut right now.

I mean, who among us, right?

Yeah.

That was 20 years ago.

We've all been through so much.

The Panthers won more games in Vegas this year.

I'm hate-watching the Carolina Hurricanes, obviously, but I was talking myself off the ledge this morning with Carolina winning last night 2-1, and with Colorado seemingly not going to be there to beat Carolina in the Stanley Cup final.

If Carolina wins the Stanley Cup...

It is going to be a fun storyline to hang over them.

Yeah, you never beat the Panthers.

You couldn't do it when the Panthers were in the playoffs.

You won when the Panthers weren't.

No, but I'm glad that the Panthers missed the playoffs now.