Mike Ryan

You think I need a Hamas jersey in my closet?

Even though I am indeed behaving like a king with an extraordinarily weird dietary habit, please get me a Marlin here.

Go to Canada and get me a Marlin so I can talk about what it's like to face Jacob Mizorowski.

Because I've never seen anything like this.

He's got 311 pitches this year that have been 100 miles an hour.

The next closest in the big leagues is that freaking Oakland.

Mason Miller, the closer, at 147.

But a starter can't throw that hard for that many innings.

And...

He throws 57 pitches yesterday.

I'm looking at what he's doing and he's got nine strikeouts with 52 pitches thrown because he's just throwing everything in the strike zone and saying, go ahead here.

You think you can hit it?

You can't hit it because I throw the ball too hard.

Like I said, back pocket.

Mike Ryan is shaking his head at your back pocket right now, and there's just so much judgment in what it is that he's doing.

He doesn't think that your back pocket is worth talking about.

Back pocket?

He thinks that you should take it out of your back pocket, see if you can find the nearby bin over there, and just dump it in the trash can over there.

Catch me up.

I did, but Chris Cody needs a refresher.