Mike Tollin

By the way, this is a school where Byron Scott went, Eldon Campbell went, so two ex-Lakers, and they both came back.

And Jim Brown showed up to do a whole speech about fathers and responsibility.

And the hat, the multicolored hat, right?

Digger Phelps showed up from Notre Dame to talk about having a backup.

So they get to the finals now, and it's our guys from Englewood against a school from Palo Alto.

It's Hoosiers, an all-white team from the suburb against the bad boys from Englewood, by which point one kid had a full ride to USC.

Yeah, Palo Alto.

gentrified neighborhood.

It's like Gene Hackman's the coach.

There's no shot.

We're 32-point favorites.

One guy's already got a full ride to USC.

One guy's got a full ride to Oklahoma.

One guy's going to Washington State.

So the week of... It's just like your thing.

The week of...

The practice week before the championship game, two guys, one of whom is the starting point guard, get caught on campus with two loaded guns, one of which was an Uzi, just cruising through campus with an Uzi.

Yeah.

So they're not suspended but expelled.

By the way, the kid, Sean Harris, who was the point guard, was also the valedictorian, the smartest kid in the class, could have written his ticket to any college in America.