Mike Wozniak

He's good, but he's not like him.

He's good, but he's not like him.

What's a guy got to do? LAUGHTER

What's a guy got to do? LAUGHTER

The Trojan dude. Yeah.

The Trojan dude. Yeah.

All I know about him is that he left Troy, had a few adventures, and then came here and, in a classic sort of conqueror style, killed some indigenous giants or something. And then said, this is mine, by the way.

All I know about him is that he left Troy, had a few adventures, and then came here and, in a classic sort of conqueror style, killed some indigenous giants or something. And then said, this is mine, by the way.

Those poor sweet giants.

Those poor sweet giants.

I think the giants even lived near me. I think they're from Totnes. Yes. I live in Exeter and I think they're Totnes-based. So if they were Totnes, they're probably quite nice. They're probably quite... Into sort of building their own guitars. Provincial giants.

I think the giants even lived near me. I think they're from Totnes. Yes. I live in Exeter and I think they're Totnes-based. So if they were Totnes, they're probably quite nice. They're probably quite... Into sort of building their own guitars. Provincial giants.

Exactly.

Exactly.

Cultured giants. Yeah. Cultured in general.

Cultured giants. Yeah. Cultured in general.

So he's a classic columnist, sort of broken Britain. Yeah, he is.

So he's a classic columnist, sort of broken Britain. Yeah, he is.

Is he a Roman? He's a Roman, we think.

Is he a Roman? He's a Roman, we think.