Mike

The little fry carcasses.

I took a ride with him.

There was an entire cheesy gordita crunch.

The usual?

I reached back to get the seatbelt, and it was just a Mountain Dew Baja blast.

Do you want the national perspective or the homerific Miami one?

It's local hour, baby.

You know what I want.

So the...

I'm actually fine with where Miami is ranked, although in the top 25 you have a handful of teams that have the same record as another team that they played head-to-head, and in every case but one, the team that won the head-to-head matchup was ranked over the team that lost.

What was the one?

Miami-Notre Dame.

Now, I actually think that there's...

There was encouraging messaging from the committee.

They said that they need to see a more consistent Miami.

The good news for Miami is there's a month left in the season and they can't lose another game.

It's pointless right now to have these conversations about comparing resumes.

Not pointless.

I mean, it's good water cooler talk.

But if Miami doesn't go 4-0, they don't belong in the discussion.