Mikhail Gonsalves
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Podcast Appearances
Welcome back to another episode of AK-47 Radio.
The only radio guaranteed to shoot your enemies in the balls.
Double or nothing.
As always tonight, we have our Cosmonaut General, Mikhail Gonsalves.
He did not go to space.
He is still stuck here in Colorado.
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
But he's still considered space cadet.
We have our comrade commissar of all things PDW, William, and still back demoted being party janitor.
I'm Sam Alexander.
What a nerd.
Can I go back to being a sanitation worker?
Janitor's just way too much pressure.
How about we just sanitize you?
We're going to start off with a question tonight from the chat.
AR Drew says he has a friend who is obsessed with 40 Smith and Wesson.
How can he free this man from the sin of homosexuality?
Well, sir, I will defer to Mike for that question.
We all have answers for this, I think.