Mikhail Gonsalves

Duh.

That was supposed to be like a James Bond reference, but it didn't come off very well.

Tonight, as always, we have Head of Space Division, Mikhail Gonsalves.

Boris the Commissar, who is apparently invincible but not here tonight.

And I am probably one of the computer technicians that gets killed by the chick in the GoldenEye facility.

Sam Alexander.

Duh.

By your girlfriend.

Wait, no.

Sorry, I watched GoldenEye recently, and so now everything in my life has to do with GoldenEye.

It was probably, I don't think it was the first, I don't remember.

Uh, first James Bond movie I ever saw was probably either golden eye or gold finger.

Well, the two golds.

I have strong memories of both of them as a child.

And then like, go ahead.

I think I've seen all of them because growing up in a rural area, the bookmobile would come by.

Do you know what a bookmobile is?

I do, in fact.

Well, if people don't know what a bookmobile is, just imagine an RV that's like a little library on wheels.

And it goes to all those poor kids in the boonies who can't get to a library.