Mikhail Gonsalves
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Oh, the 101.
All right.
The taco pouches all get deported.
We'll make a new pouch called the Big Mac.
We get sued into oblivion by McDonald's.
But it'll be okay because we make a lot of money and it'll all upset.
Or a whole Makarov.
I'll actually probably take the crank.
Just because we're already busted around the woods, for fun, I'll just take something lightweight.
Also, your belt buckle.
If it's not, if it's, if it's a metal, if it's steel and not brass.
Yes.
I've done that one before.
Yeah.
Like, fuck, why are my readings all off?
Oh, cause it's too close.
Oh, can you imagine if you had like a, what do they call those?
A Prince William or whatever.
If you've got a dick piercing, every time you go try to use your compass, it just points straight at you.
My brother graduated from the Air Force Academy with a guy who was prior enlisted who had one of those.