Mikhail Gonzalez
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
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Yeah, you did, you fucking wiener head.
AR-15 podcast.
15 minutes prior to 15 minutes prior, son, is how you end up at PT at 0130.
Because your squad had to be there 15 minutes prior to when the platoon had to be.
I'm not going to go down that road, but you know.
You know, when I go to work and they're like, how are you doing, man?
I'm like, I'm alive.
And I ask how they're doing.
And they're like, living the dream.
And I'm like, I was in the military.
That's code for I want to kill myself.
Yep.
Yeah, they feed the cosmonauts because they want the cosmonauts to go to space.
They don't necessarily want the cosmonauts to come home from space, but they need to be fed well enough to get in there in the first place.
As a matter of fact, I survived another week despite my best efforts.