Mikie Sherrill

Yeah, yeah, totally.

She was probably like, ugh, I forgot to wear perfume.

I know, I'll have crazy Jeff spray me mid-speech.

Now, you might be wondering how the president could react to an act of political violence this way, but it's pretty simple.

Here, let me just explain.

Here we go.

Okay, see, dumb thing, Trump's brain, Trump's mouth.

I take it back, these things are great.

So Trump didn't spend much time thinking about Congresswoman Omar because he had something much bigger going on today.

He held an event to promote his new Trump accounts, featuring a lineup of guests that includes Mr. Wonderful from Shark Tank, Cheryl Hines from Curb Your Enthusiasm, Michael Dell from the computer you buy when you can't afford a Mac, and Ted Cruz from your nightmares.

And then there was one truly special guest.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Mr. President, don't let those nails get near your delicate hand.

Seriously, look at this.

Ugh.

One slip and Trump's hand is gonna start leaking like a busted waterbed.

It's like a chainsaw holding hands with a Ziploc bag of chili.

Things could get real messy real quick.

Now, honestly, these accounts aren't the worst idea that either Trump or Nikki has endorsed.

Basically, it's like an IRA for babies.