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Miles Johnson

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KILL TONY

#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER

1718.882

Hello. This is an impression of a guy who's trying to be threatening, but he forgot his gun. All right, here it is. Are we gonna have a fucking problem here, pal? You wanna take it here, dipshit? Shit like that. I've been jerking my dick crazy. I've been watching these JOI videos. Have you guys seen these? JOI. A lot of guys playing Ray Charles right now. That's all right. That's all good.

KILL TONY

#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER

1768.04

It's cool. It's always white ladies, though. I notice it's always white ladies in the JOI videos. Short for jerk-off instruction, by the way. For cowards and women, it's short for jerk off instruction. Can I finish it? Okay. I think it's always white ladies in the JOI videos. I think it'd be cool if it was an old black lady. Go ahead, beat your dick off now, baby. Come on now. Come on, baby.

KILL TONY

#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER

1941.347

Yeah. Probably my skin, and then...

KILL TONY

#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER

1958.987

Yeah, I can play the one and the five basketball joke.

KILL TONY

#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER

1990.195

You're like, you guys never heard of that before? Yeah.

KILL TONY

#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER

1996.54

Well, I mean, I've been watching them. I never learned how.

KILL TONY

#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER

2013.123

I didn't have a fucking dad. I never thought I learned how to jerk off.

KILL TONY

#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER

2020.707

It's tough, dude. I was trying that shit. Hell yeah.

KILL TONY

#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER

2030.111

Mom, this shit doesn't fucking work, mom.

KILL TONY

#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER

2054.828

Chess club, bro, the fuck? I like swole as fuck. No, I mean, I like, I meditate and shit. It's not funny. It's badass. I like meditate. Meditate? Did you get into that in prison or something like that? Yeah, I used to be a black disciple. I tried to riff. I don't know how to do it. You're good.

KILL TONY

#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER

2108.931

Would you fuck Wendy Williams?