Miles Johnson
Appearances
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
Hello. This is an impression of a guy who's trying to be threatening, but he forgot his gun. All right, here it is. Are we gonna have a fucking problem here, pal? You wanna take it here, dipshit? Shit like that. I've been jerking my dick crazy. I've been watching these JOI videos. Have you guys seen these? JOI. A lot of guys playing Ray Charles right now. That's all right. That's all good.
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
It's cool. It's always white ladies, though. I notice it's always white ladies in the JOI videos. Short for jerk-off instruction, by the way. For cowards and women, it's short for jerk off instruction. Can I finish it? Okay. I think it's always white ladies in the JOI videos. I think it'd be cool if it was an old black lady. Go ahead, beat your dick off now, baby. Come on now. Come on, baby.
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
Yeah, I can play the one and the five basketball joke.
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
You're like, you guys never heard of that before? Yeah.
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
Well, I mean, I've been watching them. I never learned how.
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
I didn't have a fucking dad. I never thought I learned how to jerk off.
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
Chess club, bro, the fuck? I like swole as fuck. No, I mean, I like, I meditate and shit. It's not funny. It's badass. I like meditate. Meditate? Did you get into that in prison or something like that? Yeah, I used to be a black disciple. I tried to riff. I don't know how to do it. You're good.