Miles
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Porky's, I feel like, just to open up about myself here, is when I was younger, I didn't grow up, I didn't really have a cell phone until I graduated high school.
I won an iPad at a speech comp.
That was sort of my first gateway into internet porn.
Yeah, exactly.
But before that, I was always watching scenes from movies.
So I just had to go through my DVD collection.
Or I'd stay up late at night and sort of, yeah, yeah, for tugging the tiger.
I remember movies like Porky's would be on late at night.
And I would literally like search...
You know, I'd hit the information button on Sky to see if it had the S next to it.
So it would say R16.
V was for violence.
L was for language.
And if it had an S, that would mean it had sexual scenes.
I'd be like, fuck you, I'm going to wank to that tonight.
Yeah.
Oh, bugger.
Mr. Skin.
He hasn't got his PhD yet.
That's almost cooler, I reckon, because it's like pirates.