Mina Kimes

We are literally just talking about the Avatar film franchise, not The Last... Isn't there one that's also called... Shockingly, it's not the Asian Avatar.

And I wasn't asking because of that!

We all went to see Avatar 2 together in the theater.

I even got the themed Navi drink.

Oh, I thought you were going to say it must have come with one of those popcorn buckets that looks like something you can have sex with.

The movie is so insane.

There's a part in the movie, I mean multiple parts, where the whales talk and they put the whales in her... Subtitle.

I'm not spoiling.

I also, I hate 3D movies.

I had to take off my glasses numerous times because it makes me dizzy.

Wow.

The movie is so silly.

There's a white guy with dreads.

Spider.

Who's a main character.

No, is this still Pocahontas-based?

Isn't that what we always said that Avatar was?

The original... Yeah, Spider is a bit of an inversion of Pocahontas.

The global politics of Avatar are complicated.

It has a lot to say about the environment.