Mindy Kaling

That should happen in most cases. And California law is a reason to protect families. And I get it. But I was like, damn, I don't want that. Exactly. Not that it's all about the money. And so this romantic part of me that was like, you're going to find your Darcy was like, well, what if Darcy takes all my money and then takes half my money? And then I have these fantasies because I'm insane.

That should happen in most cases. And California law is a reason to protect families. And I get it. But I was like, damn, I don't want that. Exactly. Not that it's all about the money. And so this romantic part of me that was like, you're going to find your Darcy was like, well, what if Darcy takes all my money and then takes half my money? And then I have these fantasies because I'm insane.

Or I'm like, he's going to take half my money and his bitch wife. They'll get a fucking Fifth Avenue apartment.

Or I'm like, he's going to take half my money and his bitch wife. They'll get a fucking Fifth Avenue apartment.

Or I'm like, he's going to take half my money and his bitch wife. They'll get a fucking Fifth Avenue apartment.

Yeah, and then with my office residuals from playing Kelly, they're going to be sending their kids to Dalton in the Upper West Side or whatever while I'm childless because I have revenge fantasies not healthy at all. I was like, I don't want my money to go to this hypothetical ex and his new family.

Yeah, and then with my office residuals from playing Kelly, they're going to be sending their kids to Dalton in the Upper West Side or whatever while I'm childless because I have revenge fantasies not healthy at all. I was like, I don't want my money to go to this hypothetical ex and his new family.

Yeah, and then with my office residuals from playing Kelly, they're going to be sending their kids to Dalton in the Upper West Side or whatever while I'm childless because I have revenge fantasies not healthy at all. I was like, I don't want my money to go to this hypothetical ex and his new family.

I also was like, I want to have Christmas and Thanksgiving with my children every year because I'm a writer and also in scene. These fantasies where I'm like, so I would be then alone where my children were going to this other person's house.

I also was like, I want to have Christmas and Thanksgiving with my children every year because I'm a writer and also in scene. These fantasies where I'm like, so I would be then alone where my children were going to this other person's house.

I also was like, I want to have Christmas and Thanksgiving with my children every year because I'm a writer and also in scene. These fantasies where I'm like, so I would be then alone where my children were going to this other person's house.

Yes. Having a guy that is very funny, independently wealthy, busy, 6'2". Oh, my God. These are all mine. Do you know what I mean? Jewish. Jewish. No, it's just good body, but not too good. Yeah.

Yes. Having a guy that is very funny, independently wealthy, busy, 6'2". Oh, my God. These are all mine. Do you know what I mean? Jewish. Jewish. No, it's just good body, but not too good. Yeah.

Yes. Having a guy that is very funny, independently wealthy, busy, 6'2". Oh, my God. These are all mine. Do you know what I mean? Jewish. Jewish. No, it's just good body, but not too good. Yeah.

Your standards are high, as they should be. Yeah. Smart and funny with a job in health insurance, which, by the way, in L.A. is actually pretty hard. You know what's weird? I know the version of that that's a single woman in excess. I agree. And like a hot woman. I know so many writers on all my shows that are like a 29-year-old, educated, funny.

Your standards are high, as they should be. Yeah. Smart and funny with a job in health insurance, which, by the way, in L.A. is actually pretty hard. You know what's weird? I know the version of that that's a single woman in excess. I agree. And like a hot woman. I know so many writers on all my shows that are like a 29-year-old, educated, funny.

Your standards are high, as they should be. Yeah. Smart and funny with a job in health insurance, which, by the way, in L.A. is actually pretty hard. You know what's weird? I know the version of that that's a single woman in excess. I agree. And like a hot woman. I know so many writers on all my shows that are like a 29-year-old, educated, funny.

They were the first to, when the fires happened, they're like, let's go make sandwiches.

They were the first to, when the fires happened, they're like, let's go make sandwiches.

They were the first to, when the fires happened, they're like, let's go make sandwiches.