Miranda Sawyer

Look, can we just have a moment?

moment for lockers lockers were so exotic to us weren't they absolutely imagine having a locker we never had anything like that you were lucky if you had like a drawer in your desk yeah absolutely with all the sort of bubble gum stuck to the bottom nobody had a locker it was just dragging around a bag yeah

So exciting.

Yeah.

I mean, and also I am not a particularly genre person, right?

But what I understand is that if you're dealing with something like vampires, in each show, there are kind of rules around how vampires work.

And there are some classic things, which obviously like they can't see the sun, you know, that kind of thing.

They're killed with a stake.

And even I, a vampire amateur, no offense.

But there are other things which I was reminded of, which is they can't go into your house unless you invite them in.

Just funny little rules like that, aren't there?

Just gothy, isn't it?

Yeah.

They get a bit burned, don't they?

But it's not like...

The other thing that I thought was interesting is that they decided... Because obviously when you die...

you die, if you're a vampire, you die.

And they decided that when the vampires were going to die, they would just turn to dust.

And the reason why they decided was because basically they couldn't be bothered to work out what they were going to do with all the bodies.

Yeah, dust is great.