Miranda Sawyer

You know, in comic book films, they just change outfits every five seconds because it's a comic book.

It's meant to be this kind of like almost surreal.

It is a bit like that.

It's kind of surreal how the film moves and works and doesn't seem to make any sense.

And then she leaves and it's just OK.

There was a third time where I think once she got Stardust and they were doing it again, I was like, we have seen this now a bunch of times through the rehearsals and then we get the dancing.

I hear you, I hear you.

I think that is.

I think that's Verhoeven making it kind of deliberately bland to kind of show how bland it actually is, yeah.

And then Roger Ebert, he says it's two out of four, which isn't bad.

He says, like, Ebert knew something.

Well done, Roger.

There's one that I read.

I don't know who wrote this, but someone wrote this down.

I thought it was so good.

Someone described her character as hyperactive eyeliner junkie.

Which, by the way, how Courtney Love did it make that album title for Hole is a mystery.

But hyperactive eyeliner junkie is just, that's perfect.

They knew.

Well done.