Miss Shelby
Appearances
KILL TONY
#702 - MARK NORMAND + ARI SHAFFIR + SHANE GILLIS
You didn't really kiss me. That's what fucking sucks.
KILL TONY
#702 - MARK NORMAND + ARI SHAFFIR + SHANE GILLIS
Give me a second. Sorry. I'm dyslexic. Yeah. I can burp on command. It's pretty cool. I actually have an OnlyFans for it. Only burps. That's five dollars. I'm sorry. You're cool. You're hot. I was supposed to do a joke. Thank you. Yeah, my dad... Hey, this is what bombing looks like. Someone was like, that's not... All right, that is all the time.
KILL TONY
#702 - MARK NORMAND + ARI SHAFFIR + SHANE GILLIS
No, but I heard some fucking weak-ass burps up here, and so I had to compete.
KILL TONY
#702 - MARK NORMAND + ARI SHAFFIR + SHANE GILLIS
No, I got distracted. It's my ADHD. Do a joke. Thank you.
KILL TONY
#702 - MARK NORMAND + ARI SHAFFIR + SHANE GILLIS
I don't want to kill time. I mean, I already did.
KILL TONY
#702 - MARK NORMAND + ARI SHAFFIR + SHANE GILLIS
I started in Portland about two and a half, three years ago.
KILL TONY
#702 - MARK NORMAND + ARI SHAFFIR + SHANE GILLIS
And they're going to fucking... You know? No, but... Yeah, I don't know. Dicks.
KILL TONY
#702 - MARK NORMAND + ARI SHAFFIR + SHANE GILLIS
What about dicks? I talk about dating. I talk about how I have bipolar 2. So I'm not the crazy one. And the ADHD. I'm just fucked up.
KILL TONY
#702 - MARK NORMAND + ARI SHAFFIR + SHANE GILLIS
As soon as you put it in, it kind of like latches in place, you know? No? They're a headache, you know? I don't even drink water.