Miss Shelby

My name is Miss Shelby.

You didn't really kiss me. That's what fucking sucks.

He keeps going to my side cheek.

They will keep coming.

Give me a second. Sorry. I'm dyslexic. Yeah. I can burp on command. It's pretty cool. I actually have an OnlyFans for it. Only burps. That's five dollars. I'm sorry. You're cool. You're hot. I was supposed to do a joke. Thank you. Yeah, my dad... Hey, this is what bombing looks like. Someone was like, that's not... All right, that is all the time.

No. No. Really? No.

You know, it is a job, but, I mean.

No.

No, but I heard some fucking weak-ass burps up here, and so I had to compete.

I don't know who it was.

Too hyphy?

Yeah, a couple times.

No, I got distracted. It's my ADHD. Do a joke. Thank you.

I don't want to kill time. I mean, I already did.

I'm on

I started in Portland about two and a half, three years ago.

Solid 20. Okay.

As of now.

And they're going to fucking... You know? No, but... Yeah, I don't know. Dicks.

What about dicks? I talk about dating. I talk about how I have bipolar 2. So I'm not the crazy one. And the ADHD. I'm just fucked up.

A zinger?

Okay, okay, I like it.

This is great. Keep it coming.

You ever seen a dick? Okay, wait.

You ever put a dick in your mouth?

As soon as you put it in, it kind of like latches in place, you know? No? They're a headache, you know? I don't even drink water.