Mo Rocca

These gay antics could ruin the St. Patrick's Day parade. Describe for me the St. Patrick's Day parade.

These gay antics could ruin the St. Patrick's Day parade. Describe for me the St. Patrick's Day parade.

How can you be trusted not to turn the St. Patrick's Day parade gay? I mean, look what you did to the gay pride parade. Well, it is a gay parade. Yeah, after you people got hold of it. When it comes to the parade controversy, Reverend Sheldon has science on his side.

How can you be trusted not to turn the St. Patrick's Day parade gay? I mean, look what you did to the gay pride parade. Well, it is a gay parade. Yeah, after you people got hold of it. When it comes to the parade controversy, Reverend Sheldon has science on his side.

So your research has shown that leprechauns are heterosexual.

So your research has shown that leprechauns are heterosexual.

A leprechaun is defined as a tiny prancing cobbler with a penchant for gold. Where's the gay in that? I don't see any. The prancing part. Is that a little bit gay?

A leprechaun is defined as a tiny prancing cobbler with a penchant for gold. Where's the gay in that? I don't see any. The prancing part. Is that a little bit gay?

But what does mean something is protecting his heritage. As an Irish Catholic, you feel offended. I'm a Presbyterian. So, as an Irish Presbyterian, you feel offended.

But what does mean something is protecting his heritage. As an Irish Catholic, you feel offended. I'm a Presbyterian. So, as an Irish Presbyterian, you feel offended.

So as an English Presbyterian Orthodox Jew, you feel very protective of the St. Patrick's Day parade. That's right. The point is, a fake conspiracy is afoot. Today, the Irish parade. Tomorrow, the Irish.

So as an English Presbyterian Orthodox Jew, you feel very protective of the St. Patrick's Day parade. That's right. The point is, a fake conspiracy is afoot. Today, the Irish parade. Tomorrow, the Irish.

Rosie O'Donnell has a huge crush on Tom Cruise. Those gays are unstoppable. If they got Rosie, no one is safe. They might even get the Lord of the Dance.

Rosie O'Donnell has a huge crush on Tom Cruise. Those gays are unstoppable. If they got Rosie, no one is safe. They might even get the Lord of the Dance.

Not really, John. Let's face it. A parade is inherently gay. I mean, think about it. A crowd of singers and a gaggle of dancers perched atop floats, brightly painted paper mache.

Not really, John. Let's face it. A parade is inherently gay. I mean, think about it. A crowd of singers and a gaggle of dancers perched atop floats, brightly painted paper mache.

Oh, John, come on. Uniforms, boots, chaps. It's even gayer. Chaps? What branch of the military wears chaps? Well, the cavalry, John. Mounted privates. I mean, how gay do you want it?

Oh, John, come on. Uniforms, boots, chaps. It's even gayer. Chaps? What branch of the military wears chaps? Well, the cavalry, John. Mounted privates. I mean, how gay do you want it?

Hi, Mo.

Hi, Mo.