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Rude ring.

Oh, that's awful.

But not all bears are overweight.

Like Boo Boo Bear was nice and petite.

Right.

The last few years have been brutal for movie theater owners, with attendance way down.

Poor Nicole Kidman did the best that she could, but she has only so many hours in a day to sit alone in your theater.

And now Chinese technology is about to make things even worse for owners.

Chinese electric vehicles are now capable of projecting full-color movies from their headlights.

Huawei, sorry, I mean Huawei is the company behind this adaptive headlight technology that allows you to park your car and use the nearest wall to watch your favorite movie.

Think your own personal drive-in.

I know what you're wondering.

If Thelma and Louise had been driving a Chinese EV, might they instead have turned away from the clip and flipped on the headlights to watch a proto-feminist classic like Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore?

If Stephen King's Christine were a Chinese EV, would she take in Fast and the Furious, Ford versus Ferrari, or might she surprise and delight us by watching Herbie the Love Bug before committing her next killing?

Bravo!

with a Michelin Man costume.

That's great.

Pneumatic, cushioned.

Yeah, you would never hurt yourself falling.

Grandpa's getting some tail.