Molly Conger

We don't really have a lot of...

Oh, like a dick dick?

That's a cool guy.

Oh, so then now you have like a problem.

The buffalo are stuck, but so is the antelope.

And they don't live in the same environment.

Yeah, I knew that one.

Oh, I guess because they could like bend over in a way the buffalo can't.

Is it a buffalo disease?

I don't know any of what you're saying.

He has a song about buffalo disease?

That's the service I provide as the podcast idiot because I know nothing.

No listener left behind.

Like there's no one sitting here listening, wishing that something had been explained more because I'm making you explain what antelope are.

But I feel like once you're touching a buffalo, you have worse problems than whatever this is.

Oh, like it would be contagious to people's cattle.

So, okay, when you say people don't like buffalo because they're worried about brucellosis, they're not worried that they will get brucellosis.

They're worried that it will affect their cattle.

Apparently, I'm looking here.

Apparently, if you do get it, there's a 20% chance that your testicles are going to swell up real bad.