Monét X Change

Okay. A little one. I've had it with people who show up on time for a party. You would hate both of us. If I'm starting at 7, you have to come at 7.05 because I'm still doing last minute touches at 7. Yeah. And I'm still in my muumuu. So I need the last five minutes to run upstairs, do it all, and to do the big reveal and come out looking fresh.

Okay. A little one. I've had it with people who show up on time for a party. You would hate both of us. If I'm starting at 7, you have to come at 7.05 because I'm still doing last minute touches at 7. Yeah. And I'm still in my muumuu. So I need the last five minutes to run upstairs, do it all, and to do the big reveal and come out looking fresh.

Okay. A little one. I've had it with people who show up on time for a party. You would hate both of us. If I'm starting at 7, you have to come at 7.05 because I'm still doing last minute touches at 7. Yeah. And I'm still in my muumuu. So I need the last five minutes to run upstairs, do it all, and to do the big reveal and come out looking fresh.

What? Tell me.

What? Tell me.

What? Tell me.

What? Is that diabolical? You'll come at 6.55. Yeah.

What? Is that diabolical? You'll come at 6.55. Yeah.

What? Is that diabolical? You'll come at 6.55. Yeah.

That is very straight people stuff. The gays would never. The gays, they want to be fashionably laid. They last minute, they're stopping to get a bottle of Voo before they get to the party. They're coming at like 7.15, 7.20 for sure. Especially in LA. Oh my God. Everyone complains about the traffic. Baby, you knew the traffic was bad. You chose to be 20 minutes late and I appreciate you for it.

That is very straight people stuff. The gays would never. The gays, they want to be fashionably laid. They last minute, they're stopping to get a bottle of Voo before they get to the party. They're coming at like 7.15, 7.20 for sure. Especially in LA. Oh my God. Everyone complains about the traffic. Baby, you knew the traffic was bad. You chose to be 20 minutes late and I appreciate you for it.

That is very straight people stuff. The gays would never. The gays, they want to be fashionably laid. They last minute, they're stopping to get a bottle of Voo before they get to the party. They're coming at like 7.15, 7.20 for sure. Especially in LA. Oh my God. Everyone complains about the traffic. Baby, you knew the traffic was bad. You chose to be 20 minutes late and I appreciate you for it.

I agree. And then also at the gym, they'll be like, hey, Monet. Oh my God, I'm a big fan. I'm like, hi, nice to meet you. And they're like, can we take a picture? I'm like, no, no, I'm like sweaty. I don't want to take a picture. And then they go, no, I don't mind taking a picture.

I agree. And then also at the gym, they'll be like, hey, Monet. Oh my God, I'm a big fan. I'm like, hi, nice to meet you. And they're like, can we take a picture? I'm like, no, no, I'm like sweaty. I don't want to take a picture. And then they go, no, I don't mind taking a picture.

I agree. And then also at the gym, they'll be like, hey, Monet. Oh my God, I'm a big fan. I'm like, hi, nice to meet you. And they're like, can we take a picture? I'm like, no, no, I'm like sweaty. I don't want to take a picture. And then they go, no, I don't mind taking a picture.

it's not about you i'm mine i don't want to be sweaty hugging someone at the gym taking a selfie together like no like just say hi and next time when i'm dry we can take a picture not when i'm sopping wet like like i'm flushed like no the gym is not a good time to chat or to take a selfie never

it's not about you i'm mine i don't want to be sweaty hugging someone at the gym taking a selfie together like no like just say hi and next time when i'm dry we can take a picture not when i'm sopping wet like like i'm flushed like no the gym is not a good time to chat or to take a selfie never

it's not about you i'm mine i don't want to be sweaty hugging someone at the gym taking a selfie together like no like just say hi and next time when i'm dry we can take a picture not when i'm sopping wet like like i'm flushed like no the gym is not a good time to chat or to take a selfie never

It's not about you. It's about me. I don't want to.

It's not about you. It's about me. I don't want to.