Monét X Change

Yeah, business is fun. Like, I love talking to people about their lives. But also, like, finding out, are you an Instacart type of girl? Or, like, are you not? Because Instacart is a shady business. Right.

Yeah, business is fun. Like, I love talking to people about their lives. But also, like, finding out, are you an Instacart type of girl? Or, like, are you not? Because Instacart is a shady business. Right.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, they're shady. They do not respect your food. They will get you the shittiest bananas they can find. I'm like, did you run over these bananas with your car before you brought them to my door?

Yeah, they're shady. They do not respect your food. They will get you the shittiest bananas they can find. I'm like, did you run over these bananas with your car before you brought them to my door?

Girl.

Girl.

The worst. Fuck out of here. The worst. They don't even try. They don't care.

The worst. Fuck out of here. The worst. They don't even try. They don't care.

Hey, queen. Let's try reading. Gary, get it together.

Hey, queen. Let's try reading. Gary, get it together.

Yeah. Yeah, they're shopping for you with reckless abandon. They're barely here.

Yeah. Yeah, they're shopping for you with reckless abandon. They're barely here.

Okay, so we need to dox him because that is an eligible bachelor. Okay? Yes, that's great.

Okay, so we need to dox him because that is an eligible bachelor. Okay? Yes, that's great.

I love that.

I love that.

You ruined it. You ruined all of it. Recently, like last year, I was walking, I was in Target. This is not sponsored by Target, by the way, but you should sponsor the show. Right. Okay. And I walk to the Target and I'm in the aisle getting something, but in next to it was the female hygiene stuff. Okay. Pads and tampons and stuff. Yeah.

You ruined it. You ruined all of it. Recently, like last year, I was walking, I was in Target. This is not sponsored by Target, by the way, but you should sponsor the show. Right. Okay. And I walk to the Target and I'm in the aisle getting something, but in next to it was the female hygiene stuff. Okay. Pads and tampons and stuff. Yeah.