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Morgan Balavage

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
78 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

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The Moth
The Moth Radio Hour: Beef

And if a bank teller was running low on cash in their drawer, they would have to give me some paperwork so that I could go get the cash to replenish their drawer. And so when Blair would give me her paperwork, I would just grab it from her and just like throw the cash at her. And it was so petty when I was 18 years old. This went on for months.

The Moth
The Moth Radio Hour: Beef

And if a bank teller was running low on cash in their drawer, they would have to give me some paperwork so that I could go get the cash to replenish their drawer. And so when Blair would give me her paperwork, I would just grab it from her and just like throw the cash at her. And it was so petty when I was 18 years old. This went on for months.

The Moth
The Moth Radio Hour: Beef

And because of my promotion, I sometimes had to put my next teller sign up and close my window so I could do some additional paperwork. And this was the case one day when there was a line of customers and I had my head down working on a project, and someone walked up to my window and just threw a piece of paper at me.

The Moth
The Moth Radio Hour: Beef

And because of my promotion, I sometimes had to put my next teller sign up and close my window so I could do some additional paperwork. And this was the case one day when there was a line of customers and I had my head down working on a project, and someone walked up to my window and just threw a piece of paper at me.

The Moth
The Moth Radio Hour: Beef

And because of my promotion, I sometimes had to put my next teller sign up and close my window so I could do some additional paperwork. And this was the case one day when there was a line of customers and I had my head down working on a project, and someone walked up to my window and just threw a piece of paper at me.

The Moth
The Moth Radio Hour: Beef

And I looked up to tell him he had to go to the back of the line, but I froze when I saw him. He looked strange. He had sunglasses on, like these knockoff Oakleys. He was wearing a hat, and he had a handkerchief over his face. But like way before it was normal to wear a mask inside. He had long sleeves on, and when I noticed that he had gloves on, I saw the gun, and I realized I was being robbed.

The Moth
The Moth Radio Hour: Beef

And I looked up to tell him he had to go to the back of the line, but I froze when I saw him. He looked strange. He had sunglasses on, like these knockoff Oakleys. He was wearing a hat, and he had a handkerchief over his face. But like way before it was normal to wear a mask inside. He had long sleeves on, and when I noticed that he had gloves on, I saw the gun, and I realized I was being robbed.

The Moth
The Moth Radio Hour: Beef

And I looked up to tell him he had to go to the back of the line, but I froze when I saw him. He looked strange. He had sunglasses on, like these knockoff Oakleys. He was wearing a hat, and he had a handkerchief over his face. But like way before it was normal to wear a mask inside. He had long sleeves on, and when I noticed that he had gloves on, I saw the gun, and I realized I was being robbed.

The Moth
The Moth Radio Hour: Beef

And I froze, and he saw me freeze, and he said, you know what to do. And I did know what to do. We had been trained extensively for bank robberies. They happen all the time. We'd been told, you don't negotiate with a bank robber. We'd been told to do whatever they say.

The Moth
The Moth Radio Hour: Beef

And I froze, and he saw me freeze, and he said, you know what to do. And I did know what to do. We had been trained extensively for bank robberies. They happen all the time. We'd been told, you don't negotiate with a bank robber. We'd been told to do whatever they say.

The Moth
The Moth Radio Hour: Beef

And I froze, and he saw me freeze, and he said, you know what to do. And I did know what to do. We had been trained extensively for bank robberies. They happen all the time. We'd been told, you don't negotiate with a bank robber. We'd been told to do whatever they say.

The Moth
The Moth Radio Hour: Beef

And we'd been told horror stories about bank robbers who had forced the employees and the customers to take off all their clothes and they'd locked them in the vault. So this is what is flashing through my head. I'm going to have to take off my clothes and stand naked next to Blair and my coworkers. When the guy says, you know what to do.

The Moth
The Moth Radio Hour: Beef

And we'd been told horror stories about bank robbers who had forced the employees and the customers to take off all their clothes and they'd locked them in the vault. So this is what is flashing through my head. I'm going to have to take off my clothes and stand naked next to Blair and my coworkers. When the guy says, you know what to do.

The Moth
The Moth Radio Hour: Beef

And we'd been told horror stories about bank robbers who had forced the employees and the customers to take off all their clothes and they'd locked them in the vault. So this is what is flashing through my head. I'm going to have to take off my clothes and stand naked next to Blair and my coworkers. When the guy says, you know what to do.

The Moth
The Moth Radio Hour: Beef

And instead I snapped into action and I opened the note and it said, put the cash in the bag. And he threw a bag at me, this like plastic thank you for shopping bag. And I put my cash in the bag and I handed it to him. And he handed it back to me and he said, it's not enough. Hers too. And he pointed to Blair. And I had a moment. I wanted to explain the situation to him. Sir. We have a situation.

The Moth
The Moth Radio Hour: Beef

And instead I snapped into action and I opened the note and it said, put the cash in the bag. And he threw a bag at me, this like plastic thank you for shopping bag. And I put my cash in the bag and I handed it to him. And he handed it back to me and he said, it's not enough. Hers too. And he pointed to Blair. And I had a moment. I wanted to explain the situation to him. Sir. We have a situation.

The Moth
The Moth Radio Hour: Beef

And instead I snapped into action and I opened the note and it said, put the cash in the bag. And he threw a bag at me, this like plastic thank you for shopping bag. And I put my cash in the bag and I handed it to him. And he handed it back to me and he said, it's not enough. Hers too. And he pointed to Blair. And I had a moment. I wanted to explain the situation to him. Sir. We have a situation.

The Moth
The Moth Radio Hour: Beef

This woman has slept with my boyfriend. This is going to be very awkward. You are compounding my trauma. I'll steal anyone else's cash. Just don't make me steal her cash. you can't negotiate with a bank robber. So I walked over to Blair's window. She was helping a customer, but no one knew what was going on.

The Moth
The Moth Radio Hour: Beef

This woman has slept with my boyfriend. This is going to be very awkward. You are compounding my trauma. I'll steal anyone else's cash. Just don't make me steal her cash. you can't negotiate with a bank robber. So I walked over to Blair's window. She was helping a customer, but no one knew what was going on.

The Moth
The Moth Radio Hour: Beef

This woman has slept with my boyfriend. This is going to be very awkward. You are compounding my trauma. I'll steal anyone else's cash. Just don't make me steal her cash. you can't negotiate with a bank robber. So I walked over to Blair's window. She was helping a customer, but no one knew what was going on.