MTV Parent

My family-owned construction company.

My family-owned construction company.

I kill people for a living.

I kill people for a living.

Enjoy looking at her on the screen because it's over, pal.

Enjoy looking at her on the screen because it's over, pal.

Angry when Jeremy criticizes or insults Lauren.

Angry when Jeremy criticizes or insults Lauren.

He's the one that's going to be feeling bad, if you know what I mean. Jeremy.

He's the one that's going to be feeling bad, if you know what I mean. Jeremy.

What does he think? He's some kind of movie star? He's afraid to get recognized?

What does he think? He's some kind of movie star? He's afraid to get recognized?

What's the matter, Jeremy? You need someone to come in and change your diaper?

What's the matter, Jeremy? You need someone to come in and change your diaper?

Because you're out of here.

Because you're out of here.

What's something you like about a woman? Starts with the letter B. Boobs. Boobs. Boobs.

What's something you like about a woman? Starts with the letter B. Boobs. Boobs. Boobs.

Junk in the trunk. So you like big butts? I cannot lie.

Junk in the trunk. So you like big butts? I cannot lie.

Okay, well, hey, he's a man. What do you expect?

Okay, well, hey, he's a man. What do you expect?

Tell me one thing you like to do before you die. A menage a trois. A five some. Intercourse.

Tell me one thing you like to do before you die. A menage a trois. A five some. Intercourse.

That's big goals. You dream big, baby.

That's big goals. You dream big, baby.

Why should we pick you to date our daughter? Why shouldn't you pick me? That is the real question.

Why should we pick you to date our daughter? Why shouldn't you pick me? That is the real question.

Well, that's your pick, and that's my pick.

Well, that's your pick, and that's my pick.

Jeremy, why don't you take off those sunglasses and show some respect?

Jeremy, why don't you take off those sunglasses and show some respect?

That's what you call having fun.

That's what you call having fun.

Dude, you're out of here.

Dude, you're out of here.

Lauren, are you ready to go out with an adult instead of a moron that throws hissy fits? Shut up. I'm not the one who throws hissy fits. Yeah, you are. You're a little whiner, a little freaking baby. I hate you guys. All right.

Lauren, are you ready to go out with an adult instead of a moron that throws hissy fits? Shut up. I'm not the one who throws hissy fits. Yeah, you are. You're a little whiner, a little freaking baby. I hate you guys. All right.

Me and you are buds. Good kid. That kid is awesome. I just hope Lauren likes him at least half as much as I do. And my beautiful daughter. Wow, that's weird.

Me and you are buds. Good kid. That kid is awesome. I just hope Lauren likes him at least half as much as I do. And my beautiful daughter. Wow, that's weird.

That's easy. Douchebags with sunglasses.

That's easy. Douchebags with sunglasses.

Why don't you cover up those caterpillar eyebrows?

Why don't you cover up those caterpillar eyebrows?

You're a legend in your own mind.

You're a legend in your own mind.

Your teeth won't be damn straight if you keep talking about our daughter again.

Your teeth won't be damn straight if you keep talking about our daughter again.

I'm going to kick your freaking ass.

I'm going to kick your freaking ass.

Brian's escape. No, we should call this Lauren's escape.

Brian's escape. No, we should call this Lauren's escape.

Never mind, never mind.

Never mind, never mind.

He's a lot better looking than you are.

He's a lot better looking than you are.

Great I don't know the date or the blowers Wow Hey, did I do good, hun, or what? That sucked.

Great I don't know the date or the blowers Wow Hey, did I do good, hun, or what? That sucked.

We get our job and Jeremy's gone.

We get our job and Jeremy's gone.

My family-owned construction company.

I kill people for a living.

Enjoy looking at her on the screen because it's over, pal.

Angry when Jeremy criticizes or insults Lauren.

He's the one that's going to be feeling bad, if you know what I mean. Jeremy.

What does he think? He's some kind of movie star? He's afraid to get recognized?

What's the matter, Jeremy? You need someone to come in and change your diaper?

Because you're out of here.

What's something you like about a woman? Starts with the letter B. Boobs. Boobs. Boobs.

Junk in the trunk. So you like big butts? I cannot lie.

Okay, well, hey, he's a man. What do you expect?

Tell me one thing you like to do before you die. A menage a trois. A five some. Intercourse.

That's big goals. You dream big, baby.

Why should we pick you to date our daughter? Why shouldn't you pick me? That is the real question.

Well, that's your pick, and that's my pick.

Jeremy, why don't you take off those sunglasses and show some respect?

That's what you call having fun.

Dude, you're out of here.

Lauren, are you ready to go out with an adult instead of a moron that throws hissy fits? Shut up. I'm not the one who throws hissy fits. Yeah, you are. You're a little whiner, a little freaking baby. I hate you guys. All right.

Me and you are buds. Good kid. That kid is awesome. I just hope Lauren likes him at least half as much as I do. And my beautiful daughter. Wow, that's weird.

That's easy. Douchebags with sunglasses.

Why don't you cover up those caterpillar eyebrows?

You're a legend in your own mind.

Your teeth won't be damn straight if you keep talking about our daughter again.

I'm going to kick your freaking ass.

Brian's escape. No, we should call this Lauren's escape.

Never mind, never mind.

He's a lot better looking than you are.

Great I don't know the date or the blowers Wow Hey, did I do good, hun, or what? That sucked.

We get our job and Jeremy's gone.