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OpTic Podcast
Getting Honest About Major 2, CDL Rule Changes and Saving Halo | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 270

What do you do?

OpTic Podcast
Getting Honest About Major 2, CDL Rule Changes and Saving Halo | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 270

Do you end up having to spend even more money at the tailor so that they fit better?

OpTic Podcast
Getting Honest About Major 2, CDL Rule Changes and Saving Halo | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 270

You've been shopping for jeans the same way for years.

OpTic Podcast
Getting Honest About Major 2, CDL Rule Changes and Saving Halo | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 270

You go to the store, try on 10 pairs, none of them fit right.

OpTic Podcast
Getting Honest About Major 2, CDL Rule Changes and Saving Halo | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 270

You wear them because you have to, not because you want to.

OpTic Podcast
Getting Honest About Major 2, CDL Rule Changes and Saving Halo | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 270

And you've just accepted that this is just the way the jeans work.

OpTic Podcast
Getting Honest About Major 2, CDL Rule Changes and Saving Halo | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 270

Well, the aha moment comes when you try on the perfect jean.

OpTic Podcast
Getting Honest About Major 2, CDL Rule Changes and Saving Halo | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 270

Within seconds, you realize something is different.

OpTic Podcast
Getting Honest About Major 2, CDL Rule Changes and Saving Halo | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 270

They actually fit.

OpTic Podcast
Getting Honest About Major 2, CDL Rule Changes and Saving Halo | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 270

Not kind of fit, but they fit.

OpTic Podcast
Getting Honest About Major 2, CDL Rule Changes and Saving Halo | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 270

Your waist, your thighs, your length, everything is just right.

OpTic Podcast
Getting Honest About Major 2, CDL Rule Changes and Saving Halo | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 270

And they're as comfortable as sweatpants and stylish like the iconic jeans.

OpTic Podcast
Getting Honest About Major 2, CDL Rule Changes and Saving Halo | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 270

You can move, you can breathe, you can dance.

OpTic Podcast
Getting Honest About Major 2, CDL Rule Changes and Saving Halo | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 270

You can check yourself in the mirror and think, gosh darn it, I am him and he is I. Wait, these actually do look good as you look back at the rumpus and see the pockets just flaring up looking so great.

OpTic Podcast
Getting Honest About Major 2, CDL Rule Changes and Saving Halo | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 270

Now you're wearing jeans that fit perfectly, feel incredible and make you look great.

OpTic Podcast
Getting Honest About Major 2, CDL Rule Changes and Saving Halo | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 270

Not...

OpTic Podcast
Getting Honest About Major 2, CDL Rule Changes and Saving Halo | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 270

thinking about your pants anymore you're not just adjusting them anymore you're just not uncomfortable anymore you're just living your best life in these jeans the perfect gene exists because someone finally asked why do jeans have to suck why can they just fit right feel amazing and look good it turns out

OpTic Podcast
Getting Honest About Major 2, CDL Rule Changes and Saving Halo | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 270

that they can no more crushed nuts or I guess these will just have to do just soft confidence boosting stretchy perfection that makes you look so god damn good your girl won't even be able to keep your hands off of you six fits from skinny to thick thick

OpTic Podcast
Getting Honest About Major 2, CDL Rule Changes and Saving Halo | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 270

Waists 26 to 52 and links 26 to 38.

OpTic Podcast
Getting Honest About Major 2, CDL Rule Changes and Saving Halo | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 270

That's over 5,000 ways to find your perfect fit.