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We got a death by plane crash, which was dope. She was trying to fly to get help.

Yeah. Yeah. We don't, you know? Yeah. Yeah. It's better than that. Um, but yeah, that was my LV hangover rookie. I was going to give it to yellow jackets. I was also going to give it to, um, that par three golf course.

And they got a range there. I probably will become a member there.

But it was fun. It was a fun time. Yeah. But yeah, MV, do you want to kick?

And you had to send him back in.

yeah thanks it's our year we won the world series it's good for us and you just can't turn around yeah my confesh got a pedicure Okay. That's fine.

But the place I went to, it's called Toolbox.

I'm sure after a while you just get, you just aren't sure about it.

Yeah, but the point being, like, we will do it.

All right.

Trust me. We're doing one.

Jim Harden is in the two of the active guys. He's got four 60-point games.

That's going to cost you your .25. LeBron James is not on there.

I think he's got one.

Or zero.

So Luka Doncic has two. He was on there. Cat was on there.

He's gotten two. Stephen Curry was on there with two. And then D-Book with two.

Yeah, Murab Sugar rematch.

So I want Sean.

Do you have any other news, or should we go into D.C.?

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I think Abhi's too quick. I think he's too quick for the gator. I think if it goes later rounds, gator might be in better shape. So I think later rounds, Gator wins it, but I think Obby KOs early. I think Obby is going to beat that Gator.

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He said, Dear Danny and Zach, do you boys have an update on Blue Jay? We haven't heard from him in a while. It's worrying me a lot. Please update me ASAP. Jason out. So we actually have not heard from him. Um, we've reached out to him, obviously family, friends, they don't know what's going on.

I think so. I think so.

You know, that's the story of, that's the story of, and he's done this before, but it's still, it doesn't make it any less like scary. Like where is this bird?

Just for our sake.

For our peace of mind. We got King Breadword III. He said, dear.

Yeah, he is. Dear Zachalicious and Dane.

Now that's personal. Right now that's getting into like family.

Thanks for jogging our memory. Your brims are safe, and Zach, you are not a forward hat wearing chump. There's just been a lot going on at the Bread Palace. I don't know if you guys have heard, but Roll and Hot Dog are no longer a duo after a 72-year run. Did you hear that?

Sure, yeah, actually it's either 118 or 119 though.

And they build a lot around hot dogs. That's one of their biggest clients.

He said, now I just had a whole bunch of loose glicks running around my kingdom.

Happiness, joy, bliss. But that doesn't even... He's using this shit as a noun.

Yeah, maybe. I don't know. But he said, I had a whole bunch of loose glicks running around my kingdom.

Trying to find a new bread.

Now I just have a whole bunch of loose glicks running around my kingdom.

We got Calzone here. He said, hey, shoulders and pecs. Okay. He said, just found out, okay, he said, just found out that before was, was, was, was, was, is. I'm upset, confused, and afraid. Does that make sense? Let's see. Just found out that before was, was, was, was, was, is.

I know, but don't... If you say that to him, he'll be like, I'm better than that.

No, that's him. That's his headshot.

And I think golf for that, for that type of place, you should have to wear a helmet for sure. You definitely have to wear a helmet.

You weren't trying to. I was not trying to at all.

Bull's ear.

I'm eating, I'm eating like a hundred. I'm like spending like a week there, right?

Within 24 hours. I mean, I would probably eat. I mean, six pies.

We got Sean.

That's definitely Sean.

Mid-range king from the Warriors. He said, hey, fellas, got a complaint about how mice are shady. Last week I was hanging with my chipmunk buddies, Alvin, Theodore, and Simon.

You said the Mickey one was saying we weren't welcome in his clubhouse. Not sure what that means.

How's this happen to you? How should I handle this? Sayonara. Yeah, we actually at our place right now, we have blind mice that break into the mail room all the time.

We got Jack here with a complaint. He said,

You can, by the way, just ask. They'll do it.

They will 100% do it. If you say, could I get the SunChips and the cookies? They'll just give it to you.

You've done it? Yeah, I've done it. I've done it. Wow. I think I might have seen like Sarah do it or something, but they always do it. 100% of the time.

Yeah. And they're like happy to do it.

That they maybe shut you down there. But probably not. You'd be surprised, man. They're fucking, they're generous. They're generous out there.

You can't.

You probably could tip them.

It would be really awkward.

Try it, though.

Get multiple. Yeah, but sorry you went through that, man. I hope you're doing okay.

with the coke like that right in the bathroom is well i would do the same thing he had a flat coke yeah that's true i don't know how i'll overcome that yeah it's tough it's really really tough our flight on the way back from colorado they just didn't run their services and by the way the turbulence wasn't even wasn't even all that wasn't even turbulent

I got the worm.

Do they even talk?

And they keep it private. We know nothing about that situation.

No, that was insane.

And Zach hit a cow's eye after us playing for an hour. And then my genuine first throw. That was crazy.

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Schultz just gets hated on for no reason. I'm a big Schultz fan.

I just needed to check that it's 119. Also, I would like to make an announcement. This will be the last episode without a soundboard. Yeah, because I just ordered one. I wanted to kind of just go and get one in person, but it's far away. So we are having a soundboard coming in. The sounds are pretty much built out. We're going to have it right here. We're just going to... It's going to be awesome.

I will.

So it's nothing crazy. It's no, I like it.

I think I told you, I go, I chug a bottle. Yeah. I chug a bottle of water, eat a lot, chug another one, take three ibuprofens.

three two no and at night i do it preemptively and it works like i like i haven't even had a headache like any of the times and then i i kind of think i did that last night but you don't even remember dude i was hammered wow really i was also out when did you guys leave like midnight i was out to like two i met yellow jacket dude yeah that's that's cool i'm watching yellow jackets and then uh i was like yeah you're yellow jackets

Yeah, for the sticks. Yeah. So Yellow Jackets.

But then she eventually told me later when we were talking about the show that she dies. So I knew she was going to die.

That's crazy, yeah.

And then you would get it.

They get in a plane crash, and they have to survive. And it's just really good. It's thriller. It's thriller stuff.