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Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
The inauguration, or as Republicans call it, Magaluth the King Day, was this week, and the event was A-list. Schindler's, to be exact. Looks like Tesla's out and Volkswagen is in. Musk got in front of a crowd, went full swatistic, and confirmed every liberal cuck conspiracy theorist's worst nightmare. Elon is a Nazi astronaut.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
Okay, so what do you guys think of Elon having his little spastic moment?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
Let's go. And I think this is closer to who they actually are.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
Okay.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
Maybe not socially. I think they'll probably believe in abortion rights and that kind of stuff. But in terms of making money?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
And they're the most conservative.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
That H-1B visa, though, is conflicting with the base. Huge. It's conflicting with the base.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
You think they give a fuck about the base? They don't give a fuck about the base.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
I'm talking about the tech guys. Yeah, but what if Donnie T is like, nah, fuck that H-1 visa shit. Do you think they're going to... I don't think he will.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
You know what I mean? You send me back, send your wife back.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
That's a good one.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
He clearly likes immigrants.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
His first wife was an immigrant.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
The only girls he fucked from here, he paid. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
Bro, I think that she has by far the best style. What?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
Yeah. The Hamburglar?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
That shit was fire. I thought that was fire.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
That shit is fire!
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
That shit is fire, Al. I don't think it's awful, but I don't think it's great. Nah, that shit is fire. Bezos bitch stole the show. You throwing around a bitch like... I just saw.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
What podcast we on, yo? What podcast we on? Are they married yet? They not married, so that's his bitch. Hey, oh, infallible logic. Infallible logic. If anyone ain't married, that's his wife. So if you're not married.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
Shut up. Wait, wait, wait. I wasn't trying to clarify.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
Yeah, they don't hate Jews at all. If it was anti-black, maybe we got a thing. He's South African, but anti-Jew, they're like a big pro.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
I wasn't trying to clarify.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
I'm trying to understand. Speaking of H1B, now we know what the B stands for. You make a good-ass point. We're just throwing the B word around? Infallible logic. Infallible logic. Our girl never gives a shit, bro. Forget about it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
And you know they can't do anchor babies. You can't even knock her up and keep her here. No. Wow. We'd be all right. We'd be all right.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
I'm going to Spain, because I'm not here. Nah, they won't be.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
Nah, they won't be.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
Fuck out of here. Nah, they won't be.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
You think Spain is like, we need more Puerto Ricans? Yeah. They left y'all there for a reason.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
That's why you like the Bad Bunny album, bro. That's why.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
That's your way in. That's your way in, bro. Y'all gotta really listen to true American music. Bad Bunny? One of the greatest American artists of all time. The best. We was listening to Led Zeppelin, Beatles, a bunch of other white people. Bad Bunny kills all of them. Stopped it. Stopped it. All of them.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
What do you think about Fetterman's fit? I love this guy, dude. God bless.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
It's a little much. Now it's performative. Yes, I agree. He should have done sweats. Initially it was authentic. Now it feels like you're just doing it for clout. Nah, Alina and I love it. What would have made sense would be khakis and an oversized white button-down shirt. It's like he's actually trying to dress up but he just can't see it. That would have been believable.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
I don't think he was actually doing it. Here's the shit that annoys me. And this is what Democrats do all the fucking time. They just like defend absurd shit. And that's what exhausts us. I think that's why the trans thing is a big issue. I don't even think anybody gives a fuck about trans. It's just the most absurd and obvious thing.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
Wearing the gray shorts, fuck out of here.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
That's the exclusive Carhartt, though. That's expensive. It's cold as fuck.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
That's crazy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
Have you heard people say that Trump admitted that Elon rigged the election? You heard this clip from his speech? This is what he said. And people are saying that, oh, this is proof that Elon rigged it. All right. This is the clip. I've been trying to say.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
and a half campaigning for me in Pennsylvania. And he's a popular guy. And he was very effective. And he knows those computers better than anybody. All those computers, those vote counting computers. And we ended up winning Pennsylvania like in a landslide. So it was pretty good. So thank you to Elon. Don't let neither of them talk. You won!
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
You won already! You won already! Maybe they're trying to make liberals conspiracy theorists. Maybe that's the goal.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
If he's saying shit like this, he's like asking you to fucking accuse him of some bullshit. That's true, but y'all lost. Y'all think Kamala didn't lose because she sucks?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
No, no, no. Kamala lost because she sucks. There's no question. Hey, you know what?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
Give her Pennsylvania. Hey, you can have it, bitch.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
You still lost. The popular vote was close, guys. She said it was kind of close. Fucking loser shit right there, dude. She lost, but it was close. Did you see Trump not kiss Melania? She couldn't because that hat was in the hair. Is that what it was?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
What happened? Other people are saying it's the makeup. Other people are saying that she didn't want him to kiss her. Basically, he walks in. This is when he first pops into the rotunda, right?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
He trying to get to me. The hat just blocked us. That's why she wore that shit. Get the fuck away from me, nigga.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
I mean, missing the kiss is so funny because he's probably walking away being like, fuck, I fucked that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
Why didn't he come under? That's why she wore the hat.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
Or popped the hat up or something. People are saying that there's trouble. That's what people are saying. I think just the hat. They've been saying that for a while. Mind your business.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
Yeah, there's trouble. You ever been married? in trouble. Like, oh my, what? What? You think that there's an argument and a couple that's been married for 40 years? What?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
That's why you just get engaged. They keep acting You got to keep that carrot there.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
Plus, you get to call him whatever you want to. That's a great point.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
And I feel people are going like, all right, well, you'll acknowledge this is weird. Like, you know, trans girls competing against normal girls. That's a little unfair. And they won't even acknowledge it. So Republicans just got to go, yo. That was some goofy shit he did. Yes. Okay, we can't let him out in front of people. He spends all day in a basement, you know, working on electricity.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
You actually have the best of both worlds. Yeah, I'm just saying.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
The carrot, bro.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
Our dumbasses made carrot cake for him.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
They ate that shit and they're like, what else you got? Oh, man. If you're president, how long are you not arguing with your girl? Be honest.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
Son, women's ability to like...
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
get comfortable in whatever setting they're in like she he's not even president to her no more yeah yeah he's this golfing ass motherfucker like she's just bitching her friends like this all this dude does is fucking golf why is he like stressed or something the white house is some old ass house we gotta rent out we gotta live in this fucking for four years you know she's over 200 years old
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
It's a haunted house, bro.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
She said it. She's like, I think I'll stay in New York with Baron. He can go down to D.C. and live in that shit box. That's fire. But didn't she say that for the first administration? Yeah, she didn't really want to come.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
He tries to drop a mean coin, she drops it the next day, like, my shit's fine.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
That's crazy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
That's disrespectful.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
Yeah. Wait, why is it disrespectful? Don't step on my shit. But you think it's actually hers, or...?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
I think she coded it, bro. Yeah, she's Eastern European. She signed off on it. Yeah, you gotta give the okay for it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
Yeah, but that's Trump's.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
Oh, you think so?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
What's mine is ours.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
You think he's letting her just have $500 million worth of coins? He lets her dress like that? That should be pricking me when you say that, bro. I feel insulted because I think she dresses amazing and you're like, she dresses like shit. So I'm like, do I not know good dressing women? Yeah, what did you want her to wear?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
Be honest. Nah, Emma gets fly.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
That is... I thought it was so chic. That was disrespectful. When you commented, that was crazy. That was crazy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
Because I said, Emma gets fly?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
I don't even recognize Amber and Leslie Andrew next to her. I just think, hey, that's a nice looking whatever.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
That's a lady. Bro, I do feel that way. Like, I'm not saying hi to none of y'all girls if y'all want that, bro. It's not even on the street I won't say hi, bro. I'm going to walk right past them. They come around, you kiss them like Trump. That is so true, man. Y'all wives are y'all wives. Yeah. Respectful. That's how you do it, respectfully.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
You let him out in front of people, he gets really excited. He does whatever the last documentary he saw was. Right? Like, he just got shit in his head and it comes out, you know?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
Bro, does Baron have unstoppable aura right now, or what? Nah, this kid got some... He got the most of his dad.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
Okay, explain.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
Watch. You got the one that's inside the rotunda when everybody's giving him the applause? Oh, I got them when they were walking in.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
Oh, no, when he was walking in, this is fine. What the fuck?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
Oh, okay.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
That's so stupid. Sorry, I wasn't tuned in to the inauguration.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
I had to be fucking watching the highlights like yada yada. You need to do that to get it 100%. If you would have saw the real one, you definitely would have known the difference. You don't think we looked and saw a 20-foot fucking guy walking into a memorial? Saw it for a second.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
He's the tall kid.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
Nah, nah, nah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
Baron, Baron. We need to get Baron on the pod. Yes. Yo, Baron, bro. We know you listen. I want you coming on the motherfucking podcast.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
But I feel like he's more his mom. Because they both always have the mean scowl.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
Wait until you see when the crowd is cooking him up. Orwise, yeah, he got it. This one right here? He got him more than any of the kids.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
Yeah, this one right here. Bro. Look at Elon looking like a fanboy. He look like he's more used to being here than Elon. That's crazy. No, this is not it. This is not the one.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
Come on, let me find it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
Yo, Elon is hype. I know.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
Now, he was going to jail if they lost.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
I didn't really believe him when he said that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
But seeing his reaction, I truly do think that he was going to jail if they lost. Or something punitive. Like, there's no way he's this hyped.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
But you gotta at least say it. It's goofy as fuck and weird as fuck. Just say it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
What is he getting out of this? Son, 250 mil? I'm fucking, I got the ear of the president?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
Did you hear about Mark's mom's reason?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So she got to come on a pod, bro. Bro.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
It was a Roman salute. bro yeah it was roman you guys don't know history you guys don't know anything about history tell me about the romans the romans killed a lot of jews okay that is like one main jew he killed the king jew all right king okay no so what do you think you think he's uh yeah you never did that for me bro
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
Bust it down. I don't know if we can handle it. I dropped in the group chat because I saw it and I was like, all right. This is from a tweet from a random account. Nazi rocket scientist Wernher von Braun wrote a book called Project Mars in which a man called the Elon headed the government of Mars and Musk Sr. named his son after this character. I believe it. Apparently it's true. I looked it up.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
That's what the character in the book is called. The Elon.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
That is kind of wild that he just fulfilled his dad's prophecy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
Is he still just serving hard? I don't know.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
There's no Jews there.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
How do you know that? I don't know if we're for sure.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
What if the aliens are Jewish?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
They got kicked out of every place.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
If there's anybody there, it's probably Jews.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
What if aliens come back? Shabbat Shalom. That would be crazy. And we have to just be like, all right, I guess they're Jewish. And they just run everything again.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
I mean, Eli's shirt does say Occupy Mars.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
Occupy Mars on his shirt everywhere he goes. Very comfortable, this Alex on day two, huh?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
I think Alex is liking MAGA, bro. Don't you feel more free? You don't got to pretend? I mean, it's nice to not care about people.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
Take your fucking nail polish off, bro.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
Can you be a real American for a second, dude? Be a real American for a second. Get your money up, okay? Take care of your family, okay? Don't let your fucking... neighbors chop their kids' cocks off in the name of God. I don't think they would do it under the name of God. I'm just saying, don't let it happen. And just, you know, embrace this moment in history, this brief moment in history.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
Want to know the conspiracy theory? Right here, Trump's kid.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
He's got the hand going, the whole triangle. This lady over here has got an earpiece. She's like, yo, yo, drop your hands, drop your hands. Oh. Please explain. Explain.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
The theory is that this is Illuminati, right? This is a ritual, okay? Tate be doing that shit all the time when he fucking does. It's a Freemason triangle, you know what I mean? And so he's just inverting it, letting everyone know what time it is. And she's like, yo, you got to stop. Other people are saying it's just a power pose. Apparently there's like a thing in yoga.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Andrew Tate does this all the time.
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Yes.
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And he's like, this is why I do it because you're connecting your chakras and your energy is all lined up and it invokes confidence.
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shit that's what tate says his reason is yeah and apparently it's like a thing in like ayurvedic yoga or some shit like you do that tate's annoying ass in the illuminati if i was actually powerful and tate was over there talking that shit like shut the fuck up he sells hoes and fucking does a bunch of other sketchy shit i think that's qualifications for illuminati oh that's good he's trying to get in allegedly allegedly my little bitch boy getting me hoes but you can't be in the illuminati
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What do you think? Is this an actual hand thing or is this just like a random moment people took out of context? The fact that she told him, yo, chill out, that I feel like- But then why would she tell him to chill out?
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People also pointed out that Trump didn't swear on the Bible. Yeah. What did he swear on?
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He just didn't put his hand on it.
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Why not? I kind of respect that because he's like, I'm going to be lying and doing fuck shit. I can at least stay. Maybe there's a chance I still go to heaven and shit like that. I respect that. He knows he's going to lie, so let me just not swear on him.
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That's true. Let's go, dude. Come on now. Trump's America.
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They said the Chief Justice started the swearing in before Melania walked up. So they start doing it, and then Melania walks up, and then he doesn't necessarily see it and doesn't put his hand on it. And then her hat was blocking it so he couldn't see it. Yeah. Great photo. But just another theory. What do you think? Explain, guys. Satanic ritual?
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Yeah, let's just get this all out of our system. You know, like, let's just make some money, man. If you don't make money in the next four years, bro, you do not deserve it. You do not deserve it. It's going to be easy to make money in the next four years. There are going to be no rules, right? You can just do anything. Sell solar. Just start selling solar. How's that fake?
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How's that fake?
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I don't know. It just seems like there should be rules for that.
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It seems like some shit, right?
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But you could just sell it. Like, you could go anywhere and be like, yo, do you want solar? Boom, there you go. You got solar. And then you get a little piece of it.
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But no, you got to put a payload. Nah, just trade equities.
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Oh, yeah. Get your money up for the next four years. Cause after this, the Democrats are going to have to mop up all this shit and nobody making money for like 20 years.
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Okay. So you got a four year run.
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There's people listening that don't know how to do it. They're like, Oh, I want to make some money. What do they do? Take advantage of people who don't have. Okay. That's fine. Yeah. Okay.
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And if you're one of those people, Take advantage of illegals before they kick them all out.
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There's a very small window where you can use them almost as flakes. 45 more minutes.
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Yeah, exactly. That's what it is. No, no, I don't know. It just feels like a lot of legislation is going to come down, and then people who got money are going to run it the fuck up. Yeah. Yeah. I'm actually surprised to see if mortgage rates come down. I don't think they will, because they got to do something to combat inflation, right?
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I take back my heart. I've done that for you.
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I mean, I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure he signed an executive order just saying all departments just need to handle the home crisis. Like the housing crisis. Like no specifics and just fix it. Fix it.
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You know how you fix a housing crisis? How? You made more houses. Right? It's just like, this is him to his real estate home. He's like, yo, run it up.
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I've done that for you. I'm just saying, if they're going to go that way, then hey, I'm just giving my heart to everybody.
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Go build. Also, we're going to get some illegals out of their houses, so that'll open up. Now we got some space.
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You know what I mean? No, they don't take up that much space. That's the thing about illegals. I will say that. They be mobbing up in one house. Yeah, I'm not really tripping on that. They're efficient. They are. Do you want to go through some of the executive orders? Yeah, yeah. Because he did how many? A lot.
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No, actually, before we do that, can we talk a little bit about this, like, Biden pardon situation? Sure. Because, you know, Biden pardoned... Yeah, yeah. He not even... Why don't we talk about old shit, though? No, no. Well, let me tell you why we're talking about old shit. I'm going to tell you why right now. OK, because Biden pardoned his family, which I get. I would have done that shit.
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I would have done it. And listen, you're a politician. You've been doing politics for like 60 years or however long he's been doing politics. Like by the nature of the game, you've done some illegal, corrupt things. Absolutely. OK, that's how your family gets rich. Maybe the money isn't sent directly to you. Maybe it's sent to your brother. Maybe it's sent to your cousin.
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Maybe it's sent to your nieces, your nephews, your kids. But there's some money being exchanged for favors. OK.
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Now, if you send the book at Trump in the last four years trying to derail his road to a next presidency, right, and you have every organization in your power attack him, you attack him financially, you attack him based on any sort of legislation that can't exist, and it doesn't work and he wins—
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Now, are people saying that that's the thing that becomes annoying? Now you become like the Republican version of a Democrat.
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Yeah, I feel like you might be concerned or at least your family might be concerned that people in charge of your state might be concerned that the same revenge, the payback would happen to you and your family. And you got way more corrupt shit that can be unearthed. So I understand part in a family fucked up. I understand it.
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And Trump alluded to coming after anybody who came for me. So, yeah, of course. So, yeah, Fauci. I didn't Trump. I could be wrong. I'm pretty sure he said, oh, I'm going to come after everybody that had to do with the covid relief. Like he like threw out a blanket statement like Trump.
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Trump said the vaccine was his. The Trump vaccine. But Fauci took the pardon. Fauci could say, I don't want the pardon. I don't think I did anything wrong. But he took the pardon. I don't blame anybody for taking the pardon. I do because now you're guilty. Because there are a lot of people that were on the January 6th committee that were offered a pardon. And they said no.
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Buzz Reich here has taken control of our country, and you know how many Jews he wants to kill? To infinity and beyond. Let's just be grateful he didn't say that disgusting N-word. Newsome. Elon wasn't the only blissful billionaire at the event. We learned that Zuckerberg can look you in the eyes if that's your bra size. To be fair, they reminded him of Silicon Valley. God bless you, Bezos.
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They're like, I did my job. I was supposed to investigate this. I did what I was supposed to do. I don't want the pardon. If you're Fauci, you're not taking the pardon? What's in my arm, yo?
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what's in your arm not in my arm that's what I'm saying what's in my arm why are you taking a part of what's in my arm yo what's in my arm I'm taking that part I don't give a fuck if I put some shit in my arm you're not allowed to get pardoned you told me I need to put some shit in my arm now you can't go get pardoned you gotta hold the weight of that decision that's your job what's in my arm yo
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He did some dumb shit because the guy is filled with autism and you put him in front of a crowd and he just spazzed out.
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What is inside my arm? But you're good. What's in my arm? I almost got a real booster. I had to get a fake booster to do this movie. Shout out. Now we can talk about this stuff. Doug, legally, can you say that right now? Now we can talk about this shit because Fauci got pardoned. So you're going to have to pardon me for getting a fake booster so I could do this movie.
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And I know for a fact on that black ass movie, nobody was fascinated by it.
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So I don't want nobody coming for me.
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I felt so comfortable telling everybody on that set, like, I ain't get that boost in there. Everybody on that movie got fake vacs. Damn, you snitching, bro. I'm snitching because he got pardoned. We all pardoned. If Fauci's pardoned, I'm pardoned for doing the shit that he told me to do that he got pardoned for.
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Yes or no? Doug, is he good? Yes or no?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I got a fake booster to do a movie with.
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What is in your arm, bro? What was the fake booster? What's in my arm, yo? What did Fauci make my wife get while she was pregnant with my daughter, yo? What the fuck did Fauci make my wife get while she was pregnant with my daughter? Because NYU, you couldn't go to school unless you had the booster. Yeah, my wife had to get a booster too. Actually, she wasn't pregnant with my daughter.
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Yeah, time-lapse. That's a good point. I was hoping it would happen.
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I was blaming that shit on the booster.
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We were struggling for a fucking year. I was like, this goddamn Fauci fucking booster is blocking me, bro. Could have been the first one.
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This could have been the first one. That's facts.
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All I'm trying to say is, why did I have to go to a Hasidic neighborhood in Williamsburg, Brooklyn to get a fake booster? Why did I have to go at 3 p.m. to a Hasidic neighborhood in Brooklyn, okay, to go into a doctor's office, tons of strollers everywhere, drunk-ass doctor giving me Shavas Regal 12-year, taking fucking shots, get a fake booster from him. You took those shots. I took all of them.
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I gave you a shot. That's a sick workaround. You want to know some fucked up shit? Huh.
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Low key, this is a real story. We get the fake booster. We send it over. All right, we're good to do the movie now. Calls us back. We're like, yeah, this shit is fake. This is not even a real booster. Free Palestine, bro.
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Once that shit happened, honestly, I was like, my heart goes out to you. Could you act surprised? I know you acted surprised. I was gonna be the CEO.
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My heart goes out to you.
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My heart goes out to you. That's a dog whistle.
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Has he said anything? Or he's just like completely ignoring the noise?
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Did you see this girl? They got the vaccine and then her boobs grew 20 sizes. Let me see this fat shit. No, that's fire.
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Yeah.
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The headline is crazy.
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I don't want to see that. She's 19.
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I don't want to see no pictures. She's 19, bro.
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Come on, show Bezos his wife. What the fuck? Nah, come on, bro. Free Fauci. Yo, pardon him. Pardon Fauci.
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Fauci, pardon him. That's what I'm saying. Totally fine. Now my fiance can get that vaccine.
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That's insanity right there. That's crazy. Apparently she's like suing Pfizer. It's like a whole thing.
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Oh, stop it. What is it called? Don't kick a gift horse in the mouth. I mean, you definitely shouldn't do that.
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Don't kick a gift horse. How dare you walk up to a gift horse and kick it right in the mouth. Yo, I got you a brand new horse. What do you think? I'm going to kick a gift horse in the mouth?
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What is a gift horse? When has Pfizer done anything wrong? Come on. Shit.
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She mad as a little lopsided, that's why. Bro, apparently she's getting a reduct. It's a little lopsided. She's getting it shaved. I need to see her jump.
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All right. I need to see her jump. I need to see them things go. No, I need to see her jump right now, Mark. Can you put that into Sora? Yeah, I'll get AI on that. Can you see if Sora can make her jump? Jump for me.
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it's just kind of funny nobody thinks you did the thing you know i mean maybe some people think i don't think i don't think any like rational person thinks he's a nazi i don't think anybody rational i think people are like he knows what he's doing he knows what that no no i said rational person i don't think any rational human being okay thinks he's a little rational i think i think it could possibly be a dog whistle
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Jump for me, babe.
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Why are you making that gift horse jump, bro? Stop. Jump for me. You can't ask a girl to jump in May of 2025. No, that's crazy. Is it 2025? We're in 2025. I don't know if it was 24 or 25. No, it's tricky.
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It changes all the time. Vaccine, dude.
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Damn, dude. This motherfucker got us.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah, eyesight started fucking up after you got the vaccine. That I remember. Did it?
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It did. Yeah, you got asthma? Remember you got asthma? I didn't get asthma. Stop it.
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I had a hard time breathing because I was going through some fertility situations. Or so you thought.
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Or so you thought.
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But you think it was actually the vaccine?
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But that knows it had to be the vaccine. Why? Because I should be able to breathe. Yes. I used to tell myself that. Isn't that funny? When I would have a hard time breathing, I'd be like, for what reason? I just go, for what?
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That's crazy. Come on, man.
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Double down bat.
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Yeah, that's fine. My heart goes down. What if my heart goes out?
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It's just a bad thing. That's going to become a bad thing. Yeah, I never should have gave us that. Oh, no.
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See, Eli can do no wrong, man. Eli's got parted.
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His family got parted. And then Trump parted all the January 6th people.
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Yeah.
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You got to do that.
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I mean, he said he was going to, so.
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Yeah, that's why he's got to do it. And you got to do it optics wise. You can't leave him in there.
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If you said that they weren't doing anything wrong.
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But they said it was case by case.
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And then he just was like, nah, all young niggas.
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Yeah, initially he was like, if you did like violent crime, if you attacked a cop, like we got to look at that, da, da, da. And then now it looks like they're all good.
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Son, officer died.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nah, but come on. Like some people actually did violent shit. Like not everybody should have been free.
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Yo, are you a patriot or not, bro?
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Nah, Trump's America, bro. What do you believe? I'm trying to save my life because I said too many crazy things earlier.
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Hey, there's a way you can get them to like you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I'm Marshall Walker, man. I'm one of the good ones.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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It is very easy for the Republicans to like you, though.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah, you just got to tap dance.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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No, you know what I mean?
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Meaning, like, they're way more accepting than Democrats. That is true. Like, all you need to do... They'll forgive you easier.
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Yeah, like, all you need to do... Democrats take fucking blue-haired, weird bitches. We are accepting as fuck.
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Elon said, like, H-1B, and they said, yo, get the fuck out and go back to Africa.
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Yeah, but that is fire. Telling him is fire. Because you want to say that very often, but you can't. Finally have that moment where you can say, yo, go back to fucking Africa. Yo. They can't just say everything either. Nah, we need to hit Elon with that. If he comes on the pod, we got to send his ass back to Africa. All right.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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But this is what I'm saying is that for so long, I think Republicans have had this kind of like... victim or outsider mentality. So they've been made to feel like their views are absurd and bigoted and racist or toxic or radioactive, right? So anybody who validates their views, they accept. And they're willing to overlook a lot of other fuck shit.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Whereas Democrats have become like the norm, right? And whatever they believed is what you should believe as a good person. So the second you veer off from what they believe, now you're not a good person. And now we're going to finger wag and tell you how fucked up you are. So you can make the argument that the Republicans are way more accepting.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Son, he did it twice.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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You could fuck up once, but fucking up twice? Fucking up twice makes me feel like he truly didn't know what he was doing.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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But now this is actually good for Democrats because they realize they don't have everybody anymore. They're not the dominant cultural force. So they got to sit down and be like, shit, we were ostracizing people. People left us. Man, we need to be a little bit more forgiving, a little bit more accepting. Now the Republicans are the dominant cultural force.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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They could be a little bit more discerning with who they accept. They might go, now you can't just believe in one thing and get to ride with us. You better believe in all these things and get to ride with us. You saw they kicked out Vivek. So what do you think happened there?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And he doesn't own X. So we can lose that guy. But this is very not Trump like. Because Trump usually rides hard for the people who've supported him. Yeah, that's true. That's true. Like, it's very rare for him to exile somebody.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Nah, he did it facing forward, and then for the people in the back who didn't see, I just wanted to make sure you saw I'm giving you my art also.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So I heard a take.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I don't know if he wants his... Vivek was like, yo, stop showing me your heart, bro.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I heard a take, and this is... If he wants to say that it was his take, he's more than welcome to, but... he thinks that Vivek was pushed out because Vivek actually wants to make change. So Vivek actually wants to make radical change. Like when he came on the pod, the exact things that he was saying, I want to slash 50% of the people working in the FBI or 50% of the people working here. And, and,
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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They believe that Elon doesn't really care that much about making change. He cares more about executing the tasks at hand that would benefit him. So Vivek is... And if you remember on the pod, Vivek is a radical. Yes, very. Now, if you really truly believe in his philosophy...
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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he's radically different than what the norm is right now, but you might think that that radical belief is the best possible thing for the country. And it's very, like, interesting, charming, and, like, exciting when you hear what he has to say. Yeah. But... If he came in with that energy, like, yeah, we're actually going to do it. We're going to drain the swamp.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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We're going to get rid of this bureaucracy. We're going to remove the managerial class. And then some other people were like, well, we need some managerial class. We need some bureaucracy. You can't totally remove it. And he was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. The only way we can do this is by removing it completely. It's a cancerous tumor. If you leave any in there, it just grows.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So we've got to leave it all out. And then they go... But that's too risky. What if it doesn't work out? And he's like, I'm willing for it to not work out. I'm willing to do that experiment. And they go, we can't risk the Republican Party failing because of your experiment. See you later. So maybe he has to prove it on a state level.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Knee in, guys. I'm fucking around. I'm fucking around. I'm fucking around. I'm fucking around. I'm fucking around.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Maybe he has to go to Ohio and do that exact thing and prove that it works.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And then he can execute that at the federal level. Isn't that the place when he was campaigning and it was like multiple people said, I won't vote for him because he's brown.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Brown or because he was a Punjab because he's a Hindu.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah. I thought it was about believing in Jesus.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Also, wouldn't that make liberalists be like, hey, maybe... I just wanted to bop. It's way more fun to make fun of him when we acknowledge that he was just being autistic.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I think he can win Ohio simply because if if he continues having support for Trump, because. Remember when 50 was on a pod and he was like, listen, Eminem and Dr. Dre don't tour. I'm the closest thing that they get to experiencing Eminem and Dr. Dre. And he said that he felt like that helps him internationally when he's touring.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Like all those people that are also Em fans and Dr. Dre fans, they get to almost experience that vicariously. If Vivek stays incredibly close to the Trump campaign, incredibly close to Trump, and Trump is shouting him out and he runs in Ohio, I believe the people of Ohio will be like, oh yeah, we're getting Trump. And I think they fuck with Trump.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I wonder if the Trump people know that and they're like, hey, we're not going to publicly kick you out. Just be quiet and go run for governor and everything's cool. See how that goes.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I think that might be it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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The annoying... It's okay, Miles. You're doing your best. You're doing your best.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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you know what i mean like you both you and an unemployed person do the same amount of work they're probably what if they listen to this pod what if they're what if they're i know government employees they don't do shit they're not even gonna do they're not even mad at this i put out a clip yesterday me saying my father-in-law don't do shit he texted me saying it's hilarious he said you're right in my case he said in my case but he knows it's every case you just can't be honest
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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You ain't doing your taxes yet this year. Chill out. I paid my taxes. You ain't doing yours.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I don't even know what to... It's okay.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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But even if I didn't, y'all wouldn't notice, lazy motherfuckers.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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All right, now. Randomly auditing. I'm going to have to move away from this guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's because he lies on his taxes.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Audit him, bro.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Audit him.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And I'm lying on his taxes. That's why he's moving away, pussy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Allegedly, allegedly. A lot of allegedlys today.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah, no, this guy's wilding out right here. Who the fuck is this guy? I don't know. Bro. We are pretending government employees are useful.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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We're doing... Everybody's doing their best.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yes, they are. Some of them.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Some, I agree. Most of y'all are useless. Some of y'all are not.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I love you, too. His anvil just dropped somehow.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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The post office, they work hard. They're Amazon employees.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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This guy's great. Yo, save your man, bro.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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He's going, wow.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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He was just saluting by... He was just saluting by... He was goose-stepping back.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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It's always Schultz. What I'm saying? Me and Vivek saying the same thing. Yes, you are. I can't be governor of Ohio. I don't want to be in no government position.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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FBI? What about FBI? They stop a lot of cases.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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No, dude. No. We don't like wasting money as Indians. Every Indian that comes in here is like, where's all this money go? The fuck is this?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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It's guys calling. Yeah, that's true. That is true. I'm afraid of you right now. Trump said he's going to release, what's it called? JFK, MLK. Let me save you real quick.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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You can hear it, right?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Who killed JFK?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I just want to know because either you're pro-black or you're not.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So you just tell me real quick where you stand. But what are you trying? I thought they did it efficiently.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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God damn, that hurt.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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They did get him, right?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Like, it was pretty good. And then they covered it up to a point where it was pretty, like, nobody really knows.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I'm sure.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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This is back when there wasn't a managerial class.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I don't think he's a Nazi.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Jesus Christ. Isn't there a conspiracy that was a juice that killed JFK? Never heard that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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You think that's going to make things better?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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You think you're getting out of trouble?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Never heard that before.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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No, but I thought you were saying that last time on Patreon. Tell us about it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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No, I actually don't know.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I actually don't know. Subscribe to Patreon. What happened today, y'all?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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But instead of going, this is just the dog whistle thing, you've got to go, hey, that looks a lot like some Nazi shit.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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You paid your congestion price today.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Motherfucker came in and blaming Israel for congestion pricing. $9 to come into the city? It's 2025. They're the most congested. Y'all said it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Trump's America should have changed. So, hey. You can say whatever you want.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Let's just shoot. You can say whatever you want.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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You can say whatever you want. You can say whatever you want, bro. That's a beautiful thing. I know. This is going to be some crazy talk. I'm waiting to see it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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As long as it's everybody saying whatever they want. If it's everybody just fucking bitching and crying, I'm just... We got to do something.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah. Then we back in 2024, that bitch shit.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah. Trump officially said there's only two genders.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Two sexes or two genders?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I think it's two genders.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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He said sexes and then uses gender within the text of it. Yo, here's my thing about that. It's like, and people are like, oh, this is transphobic. It's like, but don't the trans just want to be two genders? Yeah. So he's not saying you can't be trans. You could be a trans man or a trans woman. Yeah, once you transition, you are that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I'm not going to lie.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I should probably not do that in the future.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah. Very progressive.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah. This is the clip. You want to see it? Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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As of today, it will henceforth be the official policy of the United States government that there are only two genders, male and female.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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That's progressive, man.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Got a little too excited. And by him not saying anything, all the conspiracy theorists who want to believe something, you're giving them all the ammunition they need.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Standing up.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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That is progressive. Yeah, you gotta stand up for something that progressive.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Bro. So then a trans woman can participate in sports? Whatever.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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No, trans women are women, Al, you fucking bigot. So they can... Why would they not? They're women.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Oh, okay.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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No, no, they can't participate in sports.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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You can't participate in sports. But outside of that, they could be women. Oh, yeah. We're on board with that. But the sports should chill, right? Yeah, obviously. Okay. I just want to make sure. I'm trying to feel y'all out. Y'all getting real cocky around here. Tables is turning. No, I'm trying to think.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah, I don't know how you do the sports thing without also being like, you're not a woman.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Some people can't do things. Like some people got asthma. Some people can't. They really want to play sports, people with asthma. They really want to play, and they look at people playing basketball, and they're like, I'd be really good at that. The asthma saved you. The asthma might have saved them. But you get what I'm saying? Some people just can't do shit.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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You can't do everything you want to do. But that's the opposite, though, because the trans women are dominating, whereas the asthma people are sucking. No, but they can't. What I'm saying is there's a rule, and you're not allowed to.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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That's fair.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And there's a rule you're not allowed to play in the NBA if you've got a heart condition. Was that a rule? Yeah, remember? Didn't they have somebody that's not in the NBA? Somebody had like a... I'm with you. I think it was just AIDS. And then there was like a college kid or whatever.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Ronnie James had a heart condition. He played in the NBA. They shouldn't allow that. Well, now isn't he moving around? Is he still with the main roster? He's back in the G-League.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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His official comment on X, frankly, they need better dirty tricks. The everyone is Hitler attack is so tired.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Listen, it sucks.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yo, you know what? When there's enough trans that they have their own league, they can do that. That's the same thing as women. Women probably wanted to play professional sports for 100 years. They were never allowed, because they weren't good enough. Not even they weren't allowed. It was like, you're just not good enough. Then eventually they started their shit.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So when there's enough trans, and it's interesting, then you'll have your own league. Until then, just play it as a hobby. That's what we told women for decades. Play it as a hobby. Yo, you like football? Play it as a hobby. Then we made the lingerie league.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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No, no, no, it's not everyone's Hitler. It's the guy that in front of a crowd goes like that. You have to, you stop gaslighting him. This is what Democrats do. Now you've become the Democrats. I'm literally watching Animal Farm. You did the absurd thing. Just go, hey, obviously I'm not a Nazi. I'm not fucking Hitler. But I did the Nazi Hitler thing. So anybody that felt a little weird about it,
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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No.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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How are you putting that on me? I'm just saying, you were posing a question, so I just want to know your answer. Because y'all said that there's only two genders. Can they swim or not?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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It depends. What if they cut the rudder? If they cut the rudder, are they allowed to compete with the women?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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It is funny.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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The rudder is that thing that comes down on a sailboat to keep it from sliding around on the top of the water. It's a dick joke.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah. Learn to sail, bro. Come on. Nah, we good. It is funny to really care about the trans shit, though, because it's like, when have we ever cared about women's sports? I don't give a fuck. That's the thing. It's not about, and I was saying this earlier, this kind of dawned on me recently.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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WNBA is just getting good.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I did go to a game. I was lit. But like, it's not about the trans thing specifically. It's just the most egregious, it's the most egregious example of one party, or not even a whole party, but like a group of people in that party not being willing to acknowledge something absurd. And it starts with, it starts with things that like aren't even that absurd, but you want them to acknowledge it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Like the Elon thing. Oh no, that's super absurd. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's like a really absurd thing. I'm saying within like, let's say there's certain things that like Democrats were either defending or gaslighting by. Like I'm trying to give an example of like a more almost neutral one that you wanted them to go, ah, this is kind of weird. But then it's not really.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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We were talking about this yesterday. Like the drag queen thing? Like reading books to kids? Even less than that. Like I'm trying to think.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Like the EV quotas?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Or like voter ID laws? Yeah, here's an example. Like voter ID laws. You go like, hey, should we have people provide an ID to go vote? And they're like, how could you do that? That's racist. You're like, what do you mean it's racist? Like, you need an ID to go on a plane. Like, why don't you need an ID to go to vote? I need an ID to go to the gym. I can't go lift weights up and down without an ID.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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You need an ID to get vaccinated. You need an ID to get vaccinated, but you don't need an ID to vote for the person that's putting the fucking thing on my arm? That is a little absurd. But you say that, right? You go, hey, why can't you do it? And then they go, it's racist. These people don't really have IDs. It's racist. And the internal feeling is... I'm not racist.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Why are you calling me racist for asking like a pretty normal question? Right. And then you go, I kind of get what they're saying that like, you know, it's a disadvantage to certain people and they might not have the resources or the time to go do that. It's still bullshit, but like they kind of have a point. And then you keep on going up the ladder of more and more and more absurdity. Right.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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You do like the drag queen brunch. And you're like, why are they? No, reading to kids.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Drag queen brushes live. Yeah, drag queen brushes. Yeah, drag queen brushes. That's just sick as hell.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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The drag queens read to the kids. You're like, why are drag queens reading to the kids? And they go, well, why can't they? These are artists. They're entertainers. It's beautiful. We bring entertainers all the time into school. Like, what's the difference between that? You know, a drag queen and a ballerina. A drag queen and a gymnast. Like, they're just an entertainer.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Why are you making this a sexual thing? And you go... Yeah, but like, it's still weird, but I kind of get what they're saying. And you just keep escalating that. And then the final boss, Bowser, is dudes that have chopped off their dicks. Or haven't. Or not even. And then are competing against women in a sport and absolutely dominating them.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And you're like, can you acknowledge that this is unfair? And they go, what are you, a fucking bigot? So now it becomes about trans when it's not even trans. The issue isn't even about trans. It's about one party gaslighting, essentially, and not willing to acknowledge the absurdity. And if all the Democrats start doing is going...
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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is completely reasonable in feeling that. That's my bad. It's that, dude, whenever like a white broadcaster on the news says the N-word by accident, you know, when he's like in traffic and there's like a lot of black people in front of him or whatever. You know what I'm talking about?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I see why it might make some people uncomfortable to have a drag queen come and read to the kids, especially if they're familiar with like drag culture, which is very like raunchy. If they hired Andrew Schultz to go read to the kids, I'm sure there's some parents who'd be like, yeah, I like that comedian, but like he's kind of filthy and he says some edgy stuff. Why is he reading to the kids?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Does he have like a child act that he does? If you hire, who's a clean comedian? Nate Bargatze. Nate Bargatze or Jim Gaffigan to read to kids. Nobody's... You let your six-year-old watch their comedy anyway.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So it's not a big deal. Right? So... I think that's what it comes down to.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So it feels... And it's because the trans thing is the most egregious example of them gaslighting and not being willing to acknowledge the ridiculousness. It's just the most egregious one. We just talk about it nonstop. But in reality, they're a placeholder. Nobody... Yeah. Most people don't really care about trans. And they might disagree with the lifestyle. That's a great take.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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But they probably disagree with gay marriage and these other things that they just ignore every single day.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And by not acknowledging certain unfairnesses, it makes it harder for trans people. Yes. Because now you make this like a huge hinge issue that now trans people have to be like, bro, I'm just trying to feel good in my body, da, da, da, da. And they're like, well, what do you think about the athletes? You're like, bro, I don't have anything to do with that. Exactly.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And it's more of a cultural issue, political cultural issue between parties and just a social issue amongst Americans than it is actually about trans. They're just the most absurd version of it. And you have to go to the most absurd version to prove your point. And it still isn't working sometimes. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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That last one about the gender reassignment surgery for kids, it's like, that's even higher, right? We're going, okay, trans adults, you're like, okay, it's their body, they can do whatever they want. Like, yeah, they shouldn't compete against women, but like, you shouldn't, I'm not against you doing what you want with your body. And then they're like, all right, should kids be able to do it?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Your kids, without telling. Without telling you, and you're like, oh, they certainly won't do that. Like, they certainly won't defend a kid not telling you that he's taking hormone blockers when he needs to ask me if he can go to the museum on a school trip. Yeah. Like, he needs my signature for him to take a sex ed class in school, but not to grow tits at 14.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Those like, those people who like reporters and there's like a word that kind of is like the N-word and then they say the N-word because they get to be themselves for a moment. They just go, yo, obviously I don't hate black people. I'm sorry. This is so offensive. That was my bad, but it was a mistake. It's not that I hate black people. They just say that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Like, you go, you certainly will push back against this. And they go, no, we have to protect these kids. You're like, okay. Trump is going to be president forever.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And then after enough time, if Republicans are the dominant cultural force for a long time, the inverse will happen. Absolutely. Where the stuff is going to happen and people are like, oh, well, you've got to call this crazy. Yeah. You can't just kick everyone out. Yeah.
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It's a salute from ancient times. The pendulum is going to swing back. It's going to be very interesting to see. Oh, it will. It will.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And you're 100% right where it's like. Yeah, when it comes to, it'll be like gun stuff. You know, it already has happened with gun stuff. It's like, how many fucking school shootings do we have to have before gun owners go, okay, well, maybe we gotta do something about this. And the reality is most gun owners go, yeah, we should do something. We should have more checks.
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We shouldn't have situations where you can buy guns at like a fucking school fair or whatever it is, that thing that happens in the parking lot.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So most guns, Yeah, most gun owners agree with background checks. Background checks. Senators and, you know, lawmakers, they're against it because they're getting paid by NRA.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And then they say it, and then we feel gaslit. We're like, oh, hold on a minute. You can acknowledge we got to do something different. And they're like, more guns. The teachers have guns. The students should have guns. There should be guns. There should be drone guns in the classroom. What's going on here? Like, how many shootings are there at the airport? There's like none. Oh, yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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There's like zero shootings at the airport.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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It's my dream to get in a fight at the airport because then it's just fair. It's like you're not going to pull a knife out. A man and a woman is going at it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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But yeah, it's like.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I think those are the situations that drive us crazy and really polarize people, if I'm being honest. We talk about the polarization all the time in politics, but that's where it comes from. It's just not acknowledging the absurdity.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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If you were around a school shooting, your kid was affected by a school shooting, and you complained and someone was like, we need more guns in schools, you'd go, oh, they're evil. They'll never change. Their answer is more gun. I'm going to be the biggest progressive left wing forever.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah. And then vice versa. All the people that consider themselves moderate, they call out the left for doing crazy shit. I think in the event that that happens over the next four, eight, 12 years, also have the same responsibility to call out the crazy shit that happens when it shifts too far the other way.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Well, that's, yeah. I mean, that's why, that's why, I mean, I thought they were very kind to ask me if I wanted to go to the inauguration. Right. And I'm sure that that invitation would have been extended to all of us. And, um, But yeah, that's why I didn't want to go. I was like, I'm a comedian first.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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They don't go, oh, this is that old trick where you try to make white people to say the N word.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I don't want to be a fan of a political group and then seemingly the optics of it support everything that they do. I understand it's like a fun event and some people just went because it's a fun event. I get that. I've had friends even hit me up. They're like, listen, I don't care who, I just wanted to be there for this moment. Not oftentimes do you get invited to inauguration. I get that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Sure, sure, sure. But my feeling is like, The second people see me as one sided and there already are people that see me like I'm on one side. If I go to the inauguration, I'm definitely framed as right wing Trump guy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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It seemed like they're racist or something.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And then when I say something like I've said today about the Democrats and their philosophies and their ideology that I think is like causing a little bit of distrust, people are just going to write it off as, oh, that's another Republican. Just criticize the Democrats. And vice versa. I'm going to make fun of these motherfuckers for the next four years. You know?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So, I don't know, as a comedian, I feel like the perceived neutrality is really important. Otherwise, every joke angle is predictable. It's the same criticism they say about, like, SNL. I think the less maybe so now, but, like, you could just predict the angle every single time, especially, like, even during COVID days. Like, I know it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah, you're absolutely right.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Like, when Jimmy Kimmel goes up there, I know you're going to cry about something. Yeah. I know it, right?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Something really affected you and you're going to cry. I know it. Nah, but that was just white dudes Met Gala. So they don't want to be there. They want to get their picture and everything.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Just acknowledge it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I get it. I get it. That makes sense. It's just me personally, just as far as comedy goes, I don't want you to frame me in any way because I always want to be able to surprise you. And I don't want Trump and them to have this expectation that I'm going to dick ride for four years. Like, you didn't make fun of two. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Very gay, Elon. Very gay. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Some policies are good. Some policies are bad. Exactly. And you don't want to be beholden to have to sit on one side or the other.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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No. But if you say some crazy shit, it's just satire. And you shouldn't go after the person saying it. I agree. I agree.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah, but he's learning from Donald T. Donald T. never apologized for nothing.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Unless it's after you, which would be very funny. I would enjoy that a lot.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I think that would be very humorous.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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All right. So day one, Trump saved TikTok. He announced that he was issuing an executive order to extend the time before TikTok's law would take effect.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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God bless. This is an interesting one, the TikTok situation, because it seems like it should be so easily replaceable. Like, it seems like I should go onto Reels and it should just have a little button and it's like... whatever kind of tick tock sounding word. And then what is it? Tick tock. It tick tock. And it's just like, that's, that's it right there. We got it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Never apologized, and that's the fucking... Teflon Don.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Like how the fuck is, but how is tick tocks algorithm so much better?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Never apologized.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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It might not even be AI. I wonder if it's just a Chinese dude that just shows you shit you like. You know what I mean? I wonder if they have the manpower to have one guy over every person and they just show you, they're like, yo, Schultz loves this shit right here, bro. Show him a guy doing a funny thing. There isn't nothing. That's what I'm saying. Like it's beyond AI.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And if you don't at least acknowledge... You don't have to apologize. If you don't at least acknowledge it, we're going to have four more years of just the same exact shit just from the opposite side, and it's going to be exhausting.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah, I just, I don't know. It's funny because it's like, I was not upset that it was going away because it's the one that I still don't know how to use. I was just being a hater. But I think this was like Trump's play for a while. Like he already knew he was going to bring it back because it's like when it came back, the message was, oh, we worked with Trump to bring.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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He just wanted a nice little slam dunk for the inauguration. Oh, 100%. He gets the slam dunk. It is peculiar.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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But the liberals handed him that. But he wanted it at first. Yeah, it's just like, I don't know. Yeah, he wanted it at first. It would seem that the more patriotic position is to remove the Chinese spyware from your citizens' phones. That's the more patriotic position. But somehow, his supporters, who, in a more traditional sense, you would argue, are more patriotic than the Dems,
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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are saying, hey, this is awesome, you're keeping it. I'm just so confused by this. You go freedom speech. I actually talked to- But it's not free speech. It's free, steal all of our data and give it to the ops.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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The weirdest thing is when it was going away and then everybody was downloading the red something. Yeah, red note. They were going even crazier. Maybe that's why they brought it back.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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In fairness, the ADL defended him. The ADL, Anti-Defamation League. Yeah. The same people that said that Greta Thunberg was anti-Semite of the week because she had an octopus plush pillow. And they said the octopus was a symbol of anti-Semitism. Really? They go wild sometimes. They throw shit at people. And they said that Elon, what he did was strange and due to his autism and that it wasn't Nazi.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Now, another way to look at that. Which is a fire take. Is... You were saying that TikTok on the app, there's way more pro-Palestinian perspective.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Right? It seems, yeah. I agree with you. Yeah. Another way to look at that is if China wants to sow political unrest in America... it bolsters the opinion that is not shared that much on the mainstream media.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Or it's shared by the government at large. Like if the government is supporting Israel and they go, oh, let's just do the thing the government isn't supporting.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Exactly, because we want to convince people that the government is against their interests. And now you just have infighting in America, especially at a time where there's a complete distrust of the government, there's a distrust of mainstream media, pharmaceutical companies, prison, everything, there's distrust. So you can sow that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And that's why it's dangerous to have an app that's that powerful.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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But it's not just this one. I think Twitch, you saw it as well. Look, it could be what your guy is saying. there is also a possibility it could be something else. And the reason why they suggest it is because that's probably exactly what we do in every other country. Probably. You know what I mean? If I'm America and the opps got Facebook, you go get some pro-American shit in that Facebook.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And it might not be American flags looking crazy. It just might be cool videos where people in America are good looking, they're driving awesome cars, and they're enjoying their freedom.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Or there's a civil war in a country that we're beefing with and you can stoke one side or the other.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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it's a dangerous now the difference with u.s companies is that we can bring them in front of congress and like we can bring this up and be like yo what are you doing show us your files we're subpoenaing all your back end shit we can't do that to the ducks we did bring him in front of congress we can't take gg ping and bring him in front of congress we could put his lemming there and he's just gonna be like i don't know what you're talking about and they'll kill that motherfucker they'll kill the guy who owns it china don't give a fuck
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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They brought the billionaire dude that owns it into a basement for two weeks. Remember? He just went ghost for like two months. Like one of the most powerful human beings on the planet.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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You are amazing at delivering prime brown box. Speaking of billionaire wives, Melania was absolutely stunning. She looked like Carmen Sandiego was trying to steal Greenland. John Fetterman, on the other hand, dressed like it was two-for-one lap dance. at the Gaza Strip Club. John, the invite that said wear your hood was for the after party. Yeah.
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Jack Ma.
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That was still Alibaba, I think.
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With your theory, is it chicken or the egg? Because it's like a lot of young people were pro-Palestinian and we saw that live out. Like we saw that in colleges. We saw that on the streets and protests and all that shit. So is it... China trying to push this message and it's convincing young people to be pro-Palestinian or they really were pro-Palestinian. I think it's chicken.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So there you go. No, no, no. I actually mean that seriously.
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I knew you would say chicken.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I mean that seriously as chicken, meaning I think young people... We're pro-Palestinian. A lot of these kids on college campuses were pro-Palestinian. I think you saw these views in, I think, in intellectual discourse a lot. And I think that matriculated onto social media apps. And then if I'm China and I saw any unrest in a country that I'm somewhat opposed to... Push the gas on it.
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Oh, they kissing the ring, too.
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Put the gas on it. So it's not like they're making up something. Gotcha. But they're putting the gas on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they might not at all, but they could. And it's like... It's almost like, would you want China to have the codes to like any door? In your castle? Yeah. It's like, you're like, yeah, well, they only got the codes to one door.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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He's off the hook. They worried about Doge. Autism. Everybody's worried about Doge right now.
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It's like, I don't want them to have it to any. And the fact that we have no social media in China lets us know that they don't want us to have the codes to nothing at all.
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And then add a layer to it for sure. Meta and Zuckerberg and every other like social media honoring class is putting pressure on the government to be like, yo, exactly. Because the enemy of my enemy is my friend.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Why do I got to compete with this shit?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Bro, you build a business that big, you're a government employee now. That's a utility. Amazon is a utility. Google's a utility. Facebook or Meta, whatever it is, is a utility. You work for the government, right? The government's going to call you. That's the only person who can tell you what to do. You're not like Equinox.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Autism's a get-out-of-jail-free card. They had to acknowledge it in the tweet. It's like... They said anxiety, in fairness.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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You don't own a business that you franchise and you kind of do whatever you want with it. It's like the way that your business works affects elections. It affects ideology.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And you will get calls from the president about that shit. So he better cozy up. So is this Trump giving in to the will of the people? Because you know Zuck and you know Elon would want TikTok gone. I'll tell you one thing.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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The only people who wants TikTok is the people. Trump is a mirror to the will of the people. And that is why he is so effective. his strategy from early on was recognizing sentiments from the people that were just not politically recognized at all. He is a mirror. So if they feel something, he feels it. And I think that's his natural way of being.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I don't think he's like this stubborn guy that only feels one way. And then Roger, like he was a Democrat. He's a Republican. Like he's, he's more of like a mirror to their will and their sentiment. Now, He doesn't feel, I imagine, that the super progressive left-wing philosophy is real. Like, I don't think that he believes that people actually feel that way. Does that make sense?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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People with autism have a real-life version of my phone got hacked. Oh, that's great. The rest of us got to take that shit on the chin.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I think he's like, all right, some fringe groups do, but I don't know if that's like what the American people feel. And... I think, yeah, I think he's just really good at that. Like, Bernie is just authentically himself. When it wasn't popular, he felt this way. Now that it is popular, he feels this way. The pendulum could swing away, he'll still feel that way.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And sometimes these, like, authentically driven human beings meet a cultural necessity. And then you can become these superstars or whatever it is.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Apparently the TikTok CEO went to Trump's inauguration. Yeah, he was there. Oh, shit. Yeah, he pulled on it. Kind of indicating like, yo, I'm down to work.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I'm down to work.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And Trump has offered like a 50-50 deal. They put him in the back. They also thank Trump in the thank you message on TikTok.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Keep it alive. Like, I like American competition. Like, yo, Zuck, beat this shit.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yep.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And I think China's fire is a convenient thing to put on it. Sure. Now, I'm totally cool. One, I have more confidence than China in our culture. I'm okay with them sharing. Let's say there was more Chinese shit on TikTok. I'm like, run it. Let's go. Great. We like it. I think our culture is cooler, so we're going to win if there's fair exchange.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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No, no, no. I got Tourette's. I got Tourette's. I got Tourette's. It just came out of me. And sometimes it happens.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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But I'm totally cool if China makes tons of money off of it. Create something cool for the world, profit off it. That's great. It is a concern about the data transfer. So if we found out 100% for certain that the data never left America and it was completely closed in, but they were still able to profit from the business, make all that money, dude. You made something great.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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We buy Chinese products all the fucking time. We're wearing China right now. So we're not against Chinese shit. We're just against the idea that they could influence our culture in a way that was advantageous to them. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah. And I think you've said this before. You give us one, we give you one. That's it. Just give us one social media app. Take Black Planet. Take Black Planet. Yo, Black Planet used to be fire. What was Black Planet like? It was Black Planet. But like, it was just like MySpace for black people? Yeah. And then there was the Spanish one, Mi Gente. Yeah. Oh, man. Good old days.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Damn, how lucky are they?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And it was black only. You couldn't get on there if you're white. I got a fucking threesome off of Black Planet. That shit was nice.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
Wow.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
How long is it before people start faking autism? It's already happening. I just thought about faking Tourette's when you said that. I was like, I wish I did that 20 years ago. Okay. So, okay. They're being corny about that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
You got that on.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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The fact that dude is at the inauguration, he's definitely kissing the ring and he's going to work with him.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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We spoke to him. The one takeaway I have from our conversation is he just likes making deals. He loves negotiating. He don't like none of this other shit. He likes negotiating and he likes entertaining. He likes talking in front of people. He has some fun with the attention. He likes winning deals. People respect him more than Biden. The deal that Israel and Hamas got
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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is the same deal that Biden administration offered them. You know that, right? It's the exact same deal. There's one difference in that Trump called up Netanyahu and he said, do what you're told, boy. And he did it. He said, do what you're told, boy. And he did it. Simple as that. He goes, you get no more weapons, you get no more nothing. I told you I want the war over and it's over.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Simple as that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I think it's a double win. That was them working together, bro. Who was that? I would say part Biden win, but definitely Trump pushed it over the line. Like it couldn't have happened without Trump, but Biden, they were working on that deal for a long time. They just don't want to give him no credit to Biden.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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That is adorable. What you're doing is absolutely adorable.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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This guy, he's going out bad, man. Let me tell you something. All they care about is legacy, and he's going out so bad.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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This is what Biden said his key regret for his presidency was. Walking in the sand. Not riding a bike. Not taking more credit for his accomplishments. See? Talk that shit, Biden. His key regret. I don't know what you did, but talk that shit. Not taking credit.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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See, everybody want to be Trump, yo. Everybody would want to be Trump. If Trump had never existed, a president would never say anything like that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Absolutely. I'll give you that. Absolutely.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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You're a public servant, bro. You're here to serve.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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You're a fucking showboat like that. He never did Obamacare.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I mean... Also, do you want to see it? No. To be honest with you, Obamacare, I think that was one of the smartest things for Obama's legacy. I know there are a lot of people who hate it. Republicans use it as like a... You know, like a leverage tool to show how horrible he is. And there are a lot of people who just say Obamacare's bad that aren't even signed up to Obamacare.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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They have no fucking clue what it is. They also have seemingly no empathy to all the people with pre-existing conditions that were helped.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I was speaking to this dude. So many people are on Obamacare right now. It's the affordable care.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Did I say that on this pod, this story? I forget. It was brilliant. But I met this dude who... Intimately involved in the Republican campaign. And we were hanging out. He's a nice guy. He's like, listen, I'm Republican. My dad was a coal miner in Ohio. And he goes, to this day, if anybody says anything bad about Barack Obama, he'll punch your teeth right out of your face. I go, why?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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He goes, my dad had pre-existing conditions. He's getting bounced around from insurance to insurance. Hospital's not taking him. He was going to die. My dad's alive because of Barack Obama. So you can't say anything bad about Barack Obama. And I think that's the thing that...
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Republicans miss about the Affordable Care Act or the Obama Act is those like Bernie constituents that like those Republicans that kind of gravitated towards Bernie and his messaging. Remember when Bernie was really popping and those working class Republicans that are put into like really fucking shitty positions where they have a lot of health issues because of the jobs that they're doing.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Their lives were saved by that Affordable Care Act and Obamacare. So when you just yell out Obamacare is crushing America, is it crushing America or is it saving hardworking Americans that you pretend to care about and love? Because you want to care about them all the time, but we got to help these people. And then when they're like, yo, my lung cancer needs to be treated. Obamacare is doing that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Oh, don't worry about that. Yeah. Exactly. You know, it was favorable by both sides. Trump tried to undo it like 20 times. They couldn't undo the shit because he was like, yeah, no, it's too popular.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And I don't know if that's Barack's fault or it's the health care system's fault. And the insurance company is gouging the American people. I think it's very convenient. And again, I don't know enough. So somebody can be like, yo, Schultz, you have no fucking clue what you're talking about. You're right. But my suspicion. Yeah. But my suspicion is that, like, it's a very conservative.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Barack Obama's bad for trying to make sure everybody got healthcare, but also the healthcare companies are bad? Barack Obama made it expensive, but also the healthcare companies are gouging. To me, I see some inconsistencies there.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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It's opposing sides trying to shift blame. That's what all this is. And it's the insurance fault. And it's pharmaceutical companies' fault.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I would like to talk to an insurance... I would like to talk to an insurance expert and just have them sit here and break down how insurance companies gouge. There's probably a position that they're arguing from, too, which is... Or we just shoot them. No, no, I don't know.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And then every time we're like, all right, we should just do national health care. You see some video pop up of like a line of 3,000 people in Canada trying to get their foot checked out. And they're like, they told me my next appointment is eight months from now.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Canada's tricky because a lot of those places you can't get a private opinion. They don't even have it as an option. Yeah, a lot of them. Depending on your specific thing, if you have a back issue, you might not be able to go to a private person and pay out of pocket. They say you have to go through the system. We wouldn't have that problem. Canadians are too nice.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Americans, we wait that long, we're going to start yelling. We're not going to be nice about it. I just wonder if you can do both, like public school, private school. In Europe, you have that. So they have the public system, and then if you have enough money, you can do private systems.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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This is two out of every three Canadians have private health insurance right here.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Oh, really? Yeah. I think they do that in Canada. Peter Atiyah told me that, bro.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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His feelings are no facts. Let's get back to our roots. Nah, but we need either like an AOC or a Bernie to just explain that shit.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I don't know. We need Luigi, bro.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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We need Luigi Mangione. I don't even want AOC or Bernie. I want someone that's inside the medical apparatus. I want them to speak. Yeah, but they're going to be, like, tainted. Good. Get an ex.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah. But like, I want to hear their argument. They have to have an argument besides, hey, we're trying to make as much money as possible. We don't care if y'all die. That might be part of it. But there has to be some other argument. Otherwise, everybody that works in health care is...
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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enabling it it's kind of fucked up nice you gotta work within the system like yeah all right i mean how i i know it's slippery so but i'm just saying it's like hey i mean that's the my heart goes out to you my heart goes out to you so you're saying all health professionals should be like we're just not gonna
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Not all health professionals, but the people that are working for the insurance agencies and continuing to like propagate this business structure. Oh, I agree with it. But again, I don't know enough to say, but maybe if it was- People gotta die. But maybe if it was presented like that, it'd be harder to accept a job in that way.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Maybe if that's how Americans felt about you, you'd be less willing to accept that position. Like right now we kind of- You know, I think there's been like a bunch of movies that came out that make working on Wall Street look really cool and like owning a hedge fund look really badass and cool and Wild West like. And you're trying to, you know, stop.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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You're trying to circumnavigate the governments and they're trying to shut you down. And they almost look like what's it called? Antiheroes in a way.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah. but they all usually end pretty bad.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah, but maybe if the movies we watched growing up positioned them as greedy pigs that don't really offer anything to society at all, and they're just making money by moving money around, maybe less people would be inclined to do those jobs. Maybe because they'd be like, ah, there's kind of shame put on this and being that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Now, I know there's a lot of money, but those people can make money doing other things. There's way more money in tech than there is in working on Wall Street. Being a doctor, right? Yeah. I imagine culturally, like, especially from everything Akash told me, there's this great cultural reward that comes from it. Like there's honor in the community. Beyond money. It means more. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And you can own a hedge fund. You can make all these money. But I imagine within your community. The admiration is toward the doctor.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So I wonder if we switch that reward system. I get what you're saying. But being an engineer or a coder is a little bit harder than gambling on Wall Street. It's way harder. That's what I'm saying.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So it's like- Oh, that's a good point. Are you making the argument?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Some people just can't do the good thing and they're like, hey, I can talk my shit. I can be a salesman.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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There's more money in tech, but there's more money for an average guy in Wall Street. Like when I think of Wall Street, I think of like some handsome, tall white guy with the fucking Patrick Bateman hair.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Right? Dining out at the nicest restaurants, sleeping with tons of girls, buying bottles at the clubs. Mm-hmm. if you're a young, ambitious guy, that seems pretty cool. When I think of doctors, I think of a guy with blood all over his fucking shirt, working endless hours at the ER. Yeah, 12 years of school. The incentive structure isn't there. Like, I don't even see doctors with bitches like that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Of course, but it's almost like it would be uncouth. If you had a fuckboy doctor, you're like, I don't trust that motherfucker with my heart. I know a fuckboy doctor. I don't trust that motherfucker no more. We know the guy. We kept seeing him at parties where people were doing Molly, and I'm like, you got a surgeon tomorrow? He's a surgeon. Surgeons are fuckboys.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah, they're known as fuckboys.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Is there like a risk tolerance thing?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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It's gotta be like fucking biker mentality.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And I wonder if they're willing to accept a little bit more risk, like they like the gambling because people die when you're a surgeon. Whereas if you're going to be like a dermatologist or something like that, it's probably less risk. Yeah. Yeah, it's also less cool. You tell people you're a heart surgeon. They're like, yo.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Bro. Bitches go crazy for that. The wet. Yeah, Ben Carson wrote 10 books about it, bro. Just killing twins, bro. That's fire. Who's the guy we had on? Billy Carson.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Different guy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
What? Trump's America, man.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Let me tell you something. Billy Carson is black people's Rogan. No bullshit. The amount of non-white people that have come up to me since that episode came out, they're like, yo, he's spitting though. Be honest. Like some of that shit is true. Yeah, but Wes Huff.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
Rogan said some of it's true.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Say again?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Rogan said some of it's true.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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That's why we love Rogan.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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He puts us on to all the cool shit that we didn't know was true or not. But Wes Huff shut it down. You saw that? Wes Huff and Billy had a debate. Yeah, we need to have Wes Huff on. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
Because he actually read the Bible. He didn't read the Emerald Tablets of Toth.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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It never existed anyway. Why you ain't shoot down none of Billy Carson's shit when he was right here? I don't know what the hell he's talking about. But you read the Bible. He said he saw aliens. I believed him. You read the Bible. You should have shot something.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?
You don't think Mark really read the Bible.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I'm Catholic. You just hear it in church.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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You hear that shit in another language. He was homeschooled. They didn't learn nothing but the Bible.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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His mom spoke to him in Latin until he was six years old.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Every morning.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I learned why Martin Luther was a heretic. And that's basically it. homeschooling we weren't doing a ton of bible they were learning about coffee yeah we learned homeopathy okay we didn't really get too into the weeds of leviticus this jew stuff you know you don't read all that yeah have you guys read the bible no Bible in a year. Big podcast. You can start it right now.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I started doing that shit.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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It's tough. You could tell there wasn't much competition in the literature world when that thing came out. You go to the library, it's like one book. Now we got Harry Potter. There's a lot of options.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I was doing communion. They didn't even give us the regular Bible. They was giving us shit with pictures in it. I like that. Picture Bible fire.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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A new international version of the Bible, way easier to read. I like that. King James, I don't know what he's talking about. How are you going to keep a bunch of eight years old fucking occupied with the actual Bible?
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There's some fat in there. There's some books where you're like, oh my God.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Every story someone tells me from the Bible, I'm like, this is the most interesting story I've ever heard in my life. And then you start to read it and you're like, holy moly. Yeah. Thou hath a lot. Yeah.
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You know? What does thou have? You have?
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Yeah. I think we just need to Ebonics the Bible. New International Version. The Pigeon Bible. That's modern English.
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On a takeout menu?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Is that what you're saying right now?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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There's no way Donald Trump swore himself into office. He took the oath on the beef and broccoli menu.
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Bro, did I show you this? I think I showed you. You did. I love it. Hawaiian pigeon, bro. They got it. This is the Bible everyone needs to be reading. John 3, 16.
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Hey, brother God, when give me so plenty of love, they're a little high for the people. For the people. People inside the world. Oh, that's fine.
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I like this one.
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Now, we need Wesley Huff here to just give us the fire stories. Tell us why that shit is 100% true. Yes, and don't fact check at all. Yo. Oh, you don't believe in your shit? Nah, you just don't want to get in the weeds with technically this translation.
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Yo, shaky, bro. You're shaky. It's just fun to run with it. You're shaky in your faith.
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That's why you can't fact check Billy Carson, bro. Nah, you're shaky.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Faith, no facts, bro. Faith, no facts.
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You know what I have faith in? Christians make the most fun people. Of all the religions, Christians, by far, are the most fun. They got the black people, so that's big.
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Catholics, though. But they weren't initially. Oh, Mexicans, bro.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Mexicans are Catholics.
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Italians are Catholics. The French are Catholics. The Irish are Catholics. I might be on board.
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The most fun. There's something about the Bible. I don't know what it is, but there's something about the Bible. The fact that nobody found it. follows. Jews read their shit, Muslims read their shit, and Christians are like, Christmas is far. And whatever that is, it makes the, there's like enough of a separation where you could just have fun. Because if you want to have fun,
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Like, fun fun, you're not going to a devout Muslim country. You're not going to fucking Hasidic Williamsburg. I'll tell you exactly what it is. Go.
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Well, I think we need that. People need to have fun, bro. It does make Earth more fun. Listen, Marab, the guy who fought in the UFC, Marab, and the guy who fought Khabib's brother, They're the same in the face, really. Do you know what I mean? Like, I think, like, ethnically, they're kind of, like, the same. Like, it's one bus stop away, but it's pretty sick.
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And one is Christian, and the other one is Muslim. Marab is in the ring doing dances. He's looking out into... He's having fun. The other guy is... He's locked in. He's fucking taking this shit now. He was getting his ass kicked, but he's still taking that shit very seriously. There's something about Christianity that it extracts the fun, man.
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It's fun. Because he's risen, bro. Jesus is in heaven. He's going to come get us. He's going to snatch us up. Yeah, you just got to chill. But what happens in Islam? Does that not happen?
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But if you want to have fun, you're not going to fucking Dartmouth.
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It's true. Community college.
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Okay.
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But for real, we got to shout out Christians for creating fun. yeah yeah before christians i don't know fun existed it's a lot of rules to be in jewish yeah it's a lot of rules the lights can't be on this fucking fish has a you know a shell on it you can't eat yeah yeah they were fun romans is that yo you know what pagans were fun too much too much fun too much fun
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They need to reign him a little bit. He wouldn't say the gay motherfuckers.
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He would. He would say the gay motherfuckers. Yo, because the Spartans were like 300 people, but they were like the Muslims or the Greeks, and they had 300. They almost took out everybody. You just needed 300 discipline. You needed 300 dudes not buffucking every two seconds of the day, and you could actually get some shit done.
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Yeah, that's all it takes. Wow. So Christians kind of brought it in. They brought it in. They're like, hey, we can still have fun, drink a little, but just don't kill people all the time. Bro, can I ask you a question? Do you think all like the Greek... Unless it's for God.
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Yeah. For God, we can do it. But do you think all like the Greek math, like the A squared plus B, the Pythagorean theorem, do you think that's all about just getting male dicks inside boy ass?
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Yeah.
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Do you think it's all angles? You got to get the right angle. Exactly. Because if it's a boy, if it's your apprentice or whatever they call them...
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Mm-hmm. Right angle.
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That's a fact. He got to go 90. Yeah. I don't know.
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This is uncomfortable. Why? Yeah, talk about boy fucking, little kid fucking. No, no, no, no, no, no. It's culture. It's their culture. Yeah. You're being racist. It's my culture. It was their culture, dude. You're being racist. Yeah. You're being very racist. Nah, fuck that. We need more Pompeys and just destroy all the motherfuckers.
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This guy's so bigoted. It's not even in Greece, bro.
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I'm fucking over there. Top shit. No, Romans are not. Shut up.
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Yeah, I can't just let it rock. No, the Romans were a little wild. I don't know a country unless he can post it on Instagram. Yeah, I know my heart. You know, Anguilla needed to invent some math real fast. Bro, I went to Aruba. Aruba was beautiful. And I was like, where is that? He's like, I don't know, some country. I was like, all right. You know, you were in South America.
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Yes, I did. You didn't even know.
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You were in Amsterdam.
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Al got to go to Aruba. He can't go to Colombia anymore now that he got a fiance. Shit.
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You got to go as close as you can. I'm going to Aruba. You took that boat to Venezuela. There's a lot of Venezuelans there.
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It is. For politics, like people who dedicate their life to politics think that's the only thing going on. Yeah, it's really funny. And that is their moment. That's the event.
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National championships. National championships. Let's talk that. Let's talk that.
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I just don't watch amateur football. Like, how many amateur sports are we going to watch?
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Yeah, they're already getting paid with the NIL shit. Like, we don't need to watch them.
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Yeah, but can't we watch them when they're in the NFL? Maybe it's because I grew up in New York, but I never understood college or anything.
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It's a New York thing. It's a New York thing.
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Like, why are we watching these college players? Let's watch them when they got, you know, facial hair and shit and they're adults.
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So it's like ladyboys in Thailand. It's like... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly.
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If you can't fuck real pussy, you get the closest thing. Exactly. Yeah, you're getting where you're fitting. We got two NFL teams. The fuck am I watching these little mates play around for?
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Exactly. And then if you're even in a smaller town without a college, you watch high school. Yeah, exactly.
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So how much longer we got to watch, like, care about this? It's over, right? It's over. Thank God.
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Oh, it's done? Okay.
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Thank God.
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah, I'll stay one. Oh, the college teams won. Yeah.
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That's the only thing I know.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I hear everybody saying that that would be a bad move. I don't know why, but people are just saying it.
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Look at you, Dallas fan. Look at you coming out. He's going home, bro.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Deion comes back.
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I'm interested. I'm watching again. Deion comes back. You can't do that. You left the team. You're gone.
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You're no longer.
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You can't be a Cowboy fan.
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I'm listening to you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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That's a good point. My wife knows more NFL teams than you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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You know what I mean? So this is a bigger night than like, what's when they're like running and they have, when they finally choose who's going to be the running mate for that particular party? Oh, the convention. Isn't that a bigger night? Because they won.
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Yeah.
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This is like when the East was trash in the NBA. Yes, exactly.
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my prediction is eagles and bills i agree if you're gonna bet on that by the way go to steak yeah steak the world's u.s the world's largest way the u.s largest the world's largest u.s social casino the world's largest u.s social casino yeah go there go to steak.com and make sure you use flagrant yeah because you're gonna get that fucking sign up bonus And a gift basket. And a fucking gift basket.
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It was bigger. This is the celebration. Yeah, it's the Super Bowl parade.
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And a fucking gift basket. Big one. Yeah. My heart goes out to all of y'all signing up.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Can you bet with tennis? Yes. Because I only watch the Australian Open.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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You got Yannick still?
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Nah, Ben. Ben Shelton. You think you got it? I think so. Come on, let's go, Ben.
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I got gas. I got a lot. Good luck to the American, though, always. Yeah. That's who I'm going for. How old is Trump, baby? How old is he, Ben? I think he's like 22, something like that. He's a kid.
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I saw him. I didn't even realize it was him. I was in the Hamptons, and I think this was probably during or around the US Open last year. And I remember I saw this guy. I was like, fuck that guy. I thought like... I don't know if I thought it was like maybe somebody's younger brother or something like that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And you get to look at all the losers.
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The losers got to show up. Yeah, that's crazy. Imagine your victory parade. The losers got to be on the float with you. Okay. That would be way better. How incredible. That would be way better. They got to see all your fans throwing you Bud Lights. They catch one. You go, I'll take that. You know, when you celebrate.
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I thought it was Patrick Mahomes' brother, bro. Say again? I thought it was Patrick Mahomes' brother for some reason.
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I mean, that's super insulting. That's really insulting.
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That's crazy.
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That's really insulting. Wait, why? Because Patrick Mahomes' younger brother looks like he knows the Pythagorean theorem perfectly.
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Anyway, there's plenty more to discuss, so let's start the show. Hey. All right.
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He's actually not that far off. I could see them getting mixed up.
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Ben is solid, bro. He don't look like a tennis player. Put it that way. In my mind, tennis players are like Pete Sampras. That was bad gay.
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What? You checking out Ben.
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Son, my man was jacked up. I'm like, you know he plays tennis. He's 6'4", 200 pounds.
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Yeah, kid's built. There you go. What about the Spanish kid, Alcaraz? He just got kicked out. He just lost. We need to drop a sneaker. Yeah. Wait, what? I don't know.
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Coco has a sneaker. She just lost.
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Yeah, I looked into that one. Oh, you're looking for paddle shoes? I'm looking for paddle shoes, yeah. Rafa's shit don't got enough ankle support for me. Coco's shit look fire. I looked into it. I looked into it. I bought combat boots. I know, bro. I need all the ankles.
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Why do you have a heat pad right now?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Because my back, I put on. bro I can't believe you forgot how you just walk in that's nothing the rat distracted us that's crazy and it should need to be hot or low key if you could turn it up you need a hot water bottle you need some shit the bitches get when they get their period oh man
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Yo, are you going to be ready to play with Jeter, dog? Say what? Are you going to be ready to play with Jeter? Yo, hell yeah. First of all, shout out Jeter. What is going on?
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Bro, I got to charge my shit. We're dying over here. Shout out Jeter, bro. Yeah, this Reserve Cup down in Miami is going to be very fun.
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Yo, I might come too. Please do, man. For real. I'm telling my shorty.
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It's going to be fun. It's going to be fun, man. I want you to see it, and I want you to see the highest level guys play it. And it is, yeah, it's just the most fun sport. I keep telling people, go try. Even if I'm describing it right now, you think it's pickleball, it's not pickleball. No, paddle is fun.
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It's a dope sport to watch, and it's easier to play.
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And here's the thing I would say. It's like, and I think I've said this before, at every stage of the game, you think you're good. Whereas with tennis or golf, in the beginning, you fucking suck and you know you suck. And it's like hard to even keep rallies going. But paddle, because of the back wall and the sidewalls, like you always have like a little bit of hope.
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And the fact is doubles, if you're playing with someone that's played a couple of times, they can kind of save you. Like they can keep you in it. Nah, but you got better. I got a little bit better. I've been watching your fucking shit on your story. Bro, you got so good, I quit.
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Can we play? Mark chose his kid over Paddle.
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It is a pretty intense moment. It's good for Biden. He didn't know where he was.
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I did not. Paddle is keeping his family together. But now you're paying for it, bro. You got a debilitating injury.
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Can we play?
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That's crazy. Because I'm not good. The point of you playing Paddle is so you don't get hurt and you're still getting hurt in the easy sport for old people.
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Yo, I stretch now, son. I stretch now. I stretch. I never stretched in my whole life. Have you stretched before activities? I never stretched once in my whole life.
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The first time I went to play, you were doing some gay-ass shit, some yoga stretches on the ground.
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I got to get there like 15 minutes early. People, if I'm late, we don't play until I finish session. I got three motherfuckers I don't even know waiting on me while I'm doing my stretch. I'm extending my arms. I'm doing my cat cows. I'm doing my elons. Come on. Come on, Sean. You can't go out like that. No, no. I'm out. I got a groin injury.
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He thought he was being inaugurated.
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And I'm tight at Jason when he hits a shitty shot that I got to run for. I go, my groin is stressed. This groin right here is fucked. I don't know when that's going to get better. You got to rest before the tournament, dog. I can't rest. I'm too competitive. Your competitiveness never goes away.
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That's why you get bitter. Say again?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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You're just coaching. You're not playing. I just get to pick the teams. Yeah, so you're not playing? No, I'm going to play, but in side games. I'm not playing with the professional. I'll play with them in side games or a charity match. There's a charity game. We're going to raise some money for some things. You've got to play against Jeter. Son, of course I'm going to wash Jeter.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I'm going to wash Jeter. You get the key to the city if you wash Jeter, bro. Back to being Mr. January.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah. Yo, that's it. That's it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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How long has Jeter been playing? Did you know that he played?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Honestly, I think Jeter sucks.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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with all due respect cheetah's the goat with all due respect like you're going on so many levels like obviously the level we're talking about so but uh yo g's a legend yo he's a legend there's literally a cord heating my back right now so i could play cheetah if he wants to smoke matter of fact he got a chance because my back is fucked up you're gonna wash you no no no there's no chance
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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He got a good stroke game. Let's go, Jeter.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Damn. That was gay.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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That's the gayest shit ever, dude. Bro, he's crazy in bed. He's crazy in bed. We were just giving out fucking baskets for steak. He gave out his own baskets.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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He invented the gift baskets.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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He invented the gift baskets. Anyway, if you're down in Miami, come to the Reserve Cup. That shit is going to be crazy. You're just going to see this at the highest level. And then maybe you'll see me fuck around with some dudes. Yeah, I'm coming down. Get your back right, dude. Play Jeter. I know.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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No, no, I'm going to play.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Anybody who wants to smoke, I'm doing it. Don't embarrass me, though. Are you going to play? No. Stein, you got the hands from tennis now. Yeah, I can't embarrass myself in front of Gita, bro. You all going to fuck Gita?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Come on, that's Gita, bro.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want you all playing. Mark, you got to come back. I know, I need to. I'm going to tell my son, like, hey, daddy's got work to do. He'll have no fun no more.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I know, I do. And he don't even raise his kid. I know.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah, what is he doing?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I don't know.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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He's adding tchotchkes to the Camp Gagnon. I have a lot of antiquing to do.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I'm antiquing. This kid's crying because he's hungry and shit. I've noticed something. I've been going to these antique stores, only gay guys. Did you know that this is a gay activity? I didn't know this. Every antique store is run by a flamboyant 50-year-old gay guy. Mark, you're a giant s***. But I didn't know. Isn't that so crazy? You could be gay and not know it?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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You didn't know that when you went antiquing? No, I just like looking at old shit you come by.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah. I thought it would be a bunch of lesbians in there.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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No, gay guys. Gay is gay, dude. Yeah. Just like proud fucking Broadway gays. It's fire.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Well, shout out the gays. Shout out the YMCA pulled up, did the right thing. Oh, yeah, dog. Do you want to feel like there's no facts, executive? Well, actually, I want to do a little Patreon question before we get out of here, but I do want to... I do want to say this. We were talking about like Republicans being more inclusive. Like the hardcore gay marriage is wrong. Being gay is wrong.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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You go to fucking hell if you're gay. Those Republicans were there while Trump is dancing to YMCA with the village people. So we got to have a conversation about inclusivity. So either they're tolerating it or they feel so ostracized. They're like, all right, we'll put up with this little gay shit because, you know, he's holding us down with this other stuff. What are too dumb to know they're gay?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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They're like, oh, he's a builder. He's an Indian. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I saw clips of people outside booing every time Obama went on screen or the Clintons or anything like that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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There's one that's obviously gay. The assless chap's biker. I didn't even know he was a biker. The village people are very conservative until that biker comes around. Because it's really just the construction worker, it's the policeman, then one guy got his sphincter out, and then there's the Indian. And I don't even know why the Native Americans are included in this shit.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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That is, I didn't know there was an assless one. That's crazy. Man, they all got my mustache. That's crazy. What, the middle one is the?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Who the fuck you think it is, dog?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah, I guess.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Nah, shout out to village people.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah. So they got an army guy, there's a construction guy, a cop.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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They don't even get in trouble for wearing the shit. He must be a real native.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I mean, shout out to them. Are they even gay or do gay people just be like, oh, this is fine? Like you said, one of them is gay.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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No, they all gay.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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No, the whole group is gay.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah, the group is gay. But one of them is more out than the others.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I mean, these guys are fire. Shout out to Trump, man. That's inclusive. Remind me of us in a way, you know?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah, dude.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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All right, guys. Listen, before we get out of here, I want to do a Patreon question. One of my favorite things about Patreon is just talking to you motherfuckers and the crazy questions you come out with. And what I really appreciate is how much you appreciate Miles and Mark right off the bat. You always have love, kindness, and respect for them. Thank you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And I think that that should definitely continue. I think that energy should be kept. In every single question and our reaction to it. So I think this this question is from last week's Patreon. And Miles, I know you're going to choose a good one to give to the people because these people need a good one. It's Trump's America right now. So one that would reflect that. Got you.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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OK, Miles, it's up to you. Appreciate that. OK.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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If you could be an owner of any professional sports team in the world, what team would you pick and what would be the unique thing you did as an owner?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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He really is King Joffrey, right? You get Joffrey vibes a little. I'm going to castrate this man from the whole fucking arena on the star.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And then who would do the execution?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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You would do that part hands-on.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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That's fire.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And knowing how to do it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Very easy. Yeah. I like that. A thousand percent. Dallas Cowboys, a hundred percent. A thousand percent. You wouldn't buy the Knicks? Oh, wow. That's interesting. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah. I guess you could buy just the Knicks. Yeah. Because I think he owns the Rangers as well, whatever. But yeah, I have no interest in the Rangers. But without a doubt, it would be the Knicks. Yeah. Like 100%. And what would you do uniquely? My answer is available. I would hire. I know exactly who I would hire. Oh, yeah. I know exactly who I would hire to run the team. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Well, I think they moved it indoors because of the weather.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah. Yeah. Solid. Yeah. Yeah, this is where things get tricky, though. What's the unique thing you do that nobody else has done, though? So I feel like if you can get...
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Toronto to win a championship yeah you can get a major market to win one it's hard to get players they had to like trick Kawhi to go there and he only went for like a year yeah remember he was out immediately so like orchestrating that they were like do you want to repeat and he was like nah I'll go to the Clippers anywhere else how do they trick him what do they mean They didn't trade.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah, so it was in, I guess, the rotunda. And then all the people that were going to go watch it outside went and watched it from, I guess it was the Capital One Arena.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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It was like a trade. But they traded it. They basically put together a team that needed that one more piece, and they took the gamble on getting one more piece, knowing that he'd probably leave. So he begrudgingly won a championship. Yes, like 100%. That's crazy. And the second he got out of there, he got nobody.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Okay.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I don't know if anybody in history, if there's been a star of a team that won a championship, had the opportunity to re-sign, and then left. Wow.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I've never heard of this, truly. He's not autistic. He's just apathetic. Like, everyone's like, man, he's got no emotion. He's just genuinely like, get me the fuck out of here.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Get me out of here. And so it's tough for like a non, it's weird to even call them not a major market because they are like Canada's team. You have kind of like a whole country behind you. But yeah, if you could make that happen, wasn't the same money? Like, was money an issue for Kauai? I think it was more money to go to Toronto. If we want to get into it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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There's been allegations that the Clippers gave Kawhi a little extra.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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That's what I'm doing. So I'm buying the Knicks. I'm finding ways to give players extra bags so we get the best talent. I'm making the dancers way hotter. Oh. And back to the skimpy outfits. Like, now the outfits is too PG. Fuck. I know there's kids there. Fuck all. They need to grow up. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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So they had it displayed at the Capital One Arena. So they had to move everybody's tickets around, et cetera. So I think that's what you were hearing with the boos. I was in the arena. I believe when they show Obama doing the walk to the rotunda, there might have been some people in the, and by some, I mean a significant portion of the arena.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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He hypothetically got money. And he's like, fuck all this women's empowerment. Dress like hoes. Get the ugly bitches out.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yes. Let's pay the players, you know, that sneaky brown paper bag money.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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How can they not do that? Like, I'm wondering that has to happen in New York. It's not pay the players directly, but like you're in this major city. So there are so many different companies that want to make you their mascot in some way.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I like that.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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That was fair. I like that. You like that? Yeah, I like that one. I thought that, listen. Son, I give you my heart, bro.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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How did we not get LeBron when we had a chance of getting LeBron? Because LA. Yeah, LA. No, but for Miami.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I went with a bag of money. This doesn't stop. Just tell me when to stop. That's it.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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But also LeBron knows he's going to make the money. Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Anywhere.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Anywhere.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I just tell him whatever you want.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah, so what you really got to do is find out what they want. I think that's the tricky thing with these major places. According to academics, hoes.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yo, can we talk about that?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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We should have talked about that on a regular episode.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Where do you guys stand with academics alleging that LeBron was out there fucking bitches? This is the smartest move by Drake. All right, guys. Thank you guys so much for listening. We will see you guys next week. Matter of fact, we'll see some of y'all this Friday on Patreon, patreon.com slash flagrant. Peace.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yes. Come on, bro.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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On MLK Day of all days.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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It's like getting in their heart, dude.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Y'all don't make this a thing.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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It is a thing. We didn't make it a thing. We didn't make it a thing.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I feel like you guys alone are going to make this trend this popular if you keep on doing it on this podcast. Yeah, I was just saying. How long until it's an emoji? Oh, yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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It's got to be an emoji soon. Hey, Tim Cook was at that inauguration.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Bro, you saw Zuck getting a peek? Oh, yeah, a little gander.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Bro, I mean, this is fire.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Kind of sick, right?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah, shout out the black dude behind him. He's going crazy. That guy going crazy. He thinks he's being slick like he's cheating on a test.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I used to think that shit worked, too. That is crazy right there.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Oh, dude.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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He sees him, smiles, goes back. So much joy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Just so happy. I mean, this is what he made Facebook for. You know what I mean? It's this exact purpose. Just raiding hot chicks. I mean, shout out to him, dude. What did you think of all the billionaires all lined up? You had like Bezos, Zuckerberg, Musk.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I gave you my heart, bro.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I can see that. I can see that argument. I also think it's like, you know, Donald is all about optics. Optics are very important. I think having the most powerful people in America stand behind you and come kiss the ring for your inauguration, I think there's like an ego stroke. It lets everybody know, hey, I'm king. You think these tech guys are the kings. You think they run the country. Nah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Put that camera on Duff right now.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Every time Alex gives me his heart. Yo, Duff, I gave you my heart, bro. You got a little pussy.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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They're here for daddy. These guys are talking shit about me a few years ago. He made his wife get dressed up. Dress your wife up. So he said, yo, put your wife in something nice. I'm going to sit him next to Zuck. To me, it's on some, I'm the king and everybody else is here to support the king. Now, I do agree that they're the optics, what they said, which is like, this is what we reward here.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And these are the people we support 100%. I mean, they're very specific about the people that they put there. And I wonder if the Bezos and the Zuckerbergs were like honored about being there.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Yeah.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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But it does show that they're kind of being phony because, you know, four years ago when they're, you know, pushing back against the administration. And I don't know how much pushback they specifically did, but they seem to like acquiesce to like liberal leanings, at least within their companies.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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And the second it looks like the country is switching the other way, maybe like the real version of them came out.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I don't know if it's the real version. It's just, hey, we with the winning team. So here's the thing.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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I bet you if the pendulum swings back, they're going to be like, I can't fathom that like titans of industry are also cocks. What? Are you serious?
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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It was too much. Doing it at a Jew makes it a little different. Yeah, it makes it a little different.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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They're cucks for money though. So like wherever the money and wherever what's best for my business, I'm going to cuck out.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Right, right, right, right. Okay. Okay. Okay. Let me, let me just clarify that statement is what they actually feel deep down is like, what's a 40 hour work week. Like I worked a hundred hours a week. Why do I have to pay you more money for overtime? They're like, I get, I grind like their, their actual ideas are more conservative outside of like gay marriage and that kind of shit.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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But like work, hustle, grind. Right. And that would triumph any social justice shit they feel. That would trump it. So the idea of them hiring somebody not based on like merit or who they think is the best. Like if you ask any of those guys, they're like, where are they from? Taiwan, China, Afghanistan. Like they would hire fucking Osama bin Laden in Dakota if he was good enough.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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They just want the best person. And cheap enough.
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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exactly but now they're like oh i gotta hire this many black but that that's not who they are because this is gonna fuck the thing i care about the most which is what you said that money that money so so the second the pendulum culturally swung back all of a sudden they're like oh i could be myself a little bit more again i had to pretend to be this progressive cuck because that's where culture was and i didn't want to alienate but now that i can make money doing this shit
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
Call zone media.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
Something unexpected happened after Jeremy Scott confessed to killing Michelle Schofield in Bone Valley Season 1. I just knew him as a kid. Long, silent voices from his past came forward.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
And he was just staring at me.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
And they had secrets of their own to share.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
I'm Gilbert King. I'm the son of Jeremy Lynn Scott.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
I was no longer just telling the story. I was part of it.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
Every time I hear about my dad, it's, oh, he's a killer. He's just straight evil.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
I was becoming the bridge between a killer and the son he'd never known.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
If the cops and everything would have done their job properly, my dad would have been in jail. I would have never existed.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
I never expected to find myself in this place. Now, I need to tell you how I got here.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
At the end of the day, I'm literally a son of a killer.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
Bone Valley Season 2. Jeremy.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
Listen to new episodes of Bone Valley Season 2 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And to hear the entire new season ad-free with exclusive content, subscribe to Lava for Good Plus on Apple Podcasts.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
Hi, listeners. I'm Melissa Jeltsin, host of What Happened to Talena Zarr. It's the story of a woman who disappears in the early days of COVID lockdowns and the group of online sleuths who try to find her.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
I didn't want to be talked out of this plan. After I post this, I am turning off my phone for exactly this reason.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
I kept just kind of asking everybody, anyone else think this is strange?
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
You'll notice that about me. I don't lurk. I'm out there. I'm an action kind of girl.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
You can now get access to episodes of What Happened to Talena Zar 100% ad-free with an iHeart True Crime Plus subscription. I'm a subscriber and you should be too. So don't wait. Head to Apple Podcasts, search iHeart True Crime Plus and subscribe today.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
Explore the winding halls of historical true crime with Holly Fry and Maria Tremarcki, hosts of Criminalia, as they uncover curious cases from the past. The legend of the highwayman suggests men dominated the field, but tell that to Lady Catherine Ferrars, known as the Wicked Lady, who terrorized England in the mid-1600s. Her legend persists nearly 400 years after her death.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
Hear the story of the gentleman robber, the romantic darling of the ladies, and a tale about a wager over a sack of potatoes, but you'll have to tune in to learn who won that one. Some highwaymen were well-mannered or faked it. People were concerned about the romanticism of robbers, but most were just thugs. Highwaymen are in the hot seat this season.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
Call them robbers or bandits, some are legendary figures. Listen to stories about historical crimes on Criminalia now, plus the cocktails and mocktails inspired by each. Listen to Criminalia on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
I'm Jake Hanrahan, journalist and documentary filmmaker. Away Days is my new project, reporting on countercultures on the fringes of society all across the world. Live from the underground, you'll discover no rules fighting, Japanese street racing, Brazilian favela life, and much more. All real, completely uncensored. This is unique access with straightforward on-the-ground reporting.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
We're taking you deep into the dirt without the usual airs and graces of legacy media. A way that showcases what the mainstream cannot access. Real underground reporting with real people, no excuses. For the past decade I've been going to places I shouldn't be, meeting people I shouldn't know. Now you can come along too.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
Listen to the Away Days podcast, reporting from the underbelly, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
And it's going to take us to heal us.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
It's Mental Health Awareness Month. And on a recent episode of Just Heal with Dr. J, the incomparable Taraji P. Henson stopped by to discuss how she's discovered peace on her journey. So what I'm hearing you saying is healing is a part of us also reconnecting to our childhood in some sort of
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
You said I look how youthful I look because I never let that little girl inside of me die. I go outside and run outside with the dogs. I still play like a kid. I laugh. You know, I love jokes. I love funny. I love laughing. I laugh at myself. I don't take myself too seriously. That's the stuff that keeps you young and stops you from being so hard.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
To hear this and more things on the journey of healing, you can listen to Just Heal with Dr. J from the Black Effect Podcast Network on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
AT&T, connecting changes everything.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
Yeah.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
ostensibly the whole reason that they're doing this.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
Yeah.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
You're listening to an iHeart Podcast.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
Something unexpected happened after Jeremy Scott confessed to killing Michelle Schofield in Bone Valley Season 1.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
Every time I hear about my dad, it's, oh, he's a killer. He's just straight evil.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
I was becoming the bridge between Jeremy Scott and the son he'd never known.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
At the end of the day, I'm literally a son of a killer.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
Listen to new episodes of Bone Valley Season 2 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
Explore the winding halls of historical true crime with Holly Fry and Maria Tremarcki, hosts of Criminalia, as they uncover curious cases from the past. The legend of the highwayman suggests men dominated the field, but tell that to Lady Catherine Ferrars, known as the Wicked Lady, who terrorized England in the mid-1600s. Her legend persists nearly 400 years after her death.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
Highwaymen are in the hot seat this season. Find more crime and cocktails on Criminalia. Listen to Criminalia on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
Hi, listeners. I'm Melissa Jeltsin, host of What Happened to Talena Zarr. It's the story of a woman who disappears in the early days of COVID lockdowns and the group of online sleuths who try to find her.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
I didn't want to be talked out of this plan. After I post this, I am turning off my phone for exactly this reason.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
I kept just kind of asking everybody, anyone else think this is strange?
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
You'll notice that about me. I don't lurk. I'm out there. I'm an action kind of girl.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
You can now get access to episodes of What Happened to Talena Zarr 100% ad-free with an iHeart True Crime Plus subscription. I'm a subscriber and you should be too. So don't wait. Head to Apple Podcasts, search iHeart True Crime Plus and subscribe today.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
I'm Jake Hanrahan, journalist and documentary filmmaker. Away Days is my new project, reporting on countercultures on the fringes of society all across the world. Live from the underground, you'll discover no rules fighting, Japanese street racing, Brazilian favela life and much more. All real, completely uncensored.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
Listen to the Away Days podcast, reporting from the underbelly on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
After a crime, you read the headlines, but do you know the story?
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
At the time that I called the police, he knew I had called him and left the house with a firearm and was texting me that he was gonna use it.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
I'm Hannah Smith. And I'm Patia Eaton. We host The Knife, a podcast from the Exactly Right Network that cuts to the heart of the story. Through in-depth interviews and candid conversations, we'll bring you firsthand accounts of people living through the ripple effects of crime.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
Most of us don't know the legal process. And because they always tell you this word closure, I really wish people would stop using that word because there is no such thing as closure.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
These are the scars that are left behind. These are the voices you haven't heard. New episodes every Thursday. Listen to The Knife on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
Something unexpected happened after Jeremy Scott confessed to killing Michelle Schofield in Bone Valley Season 1. I just knew him as a kid. Long, silent voices from his past came forward.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
And he was just staring at me.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
And they had secrets of their own to share.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
I'm Gilbert King. I'm the son of Jeremy Lynn Scott.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
I was no longer just telling the story. I was part of it.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
Every time I hear about my dad, it's, oh, he's a killer. He's just straight evil.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
I was becoming the bridge between a killer and the son he'd never known.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
If the cops and everything would have done their job properly, my dad would have been in jail. I would have never existed.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
I never expected to find myself in this place. Now, I need to tell you how I got here.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
At the end of the day, I'm literally a son of a killer.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
Bone Valley Season 2. Jeremy.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
Listen to new episodes of Bone Valley Season 2 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And to hear the entire new season ad-free with exclusive content, subscribe to Lava for Good Plus on Apple Podcasts.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
Hi, listeners. I'm Melissa Jeltsin, host of What Happened to Talena Zarr. It's the story of a woman who disappears in the early days of COVID lockdowns and the group of online sleuths who try to find her.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
I didn't want to be talked out of this plan. After I post this, I am turning off my phone for exactly this reason.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
I kept just kind of asking everybody, anyone else think this is strange?
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
You'll notice that about me. I don't lurk. I'm out there. I'm an action kind of girl.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
You can now get access to episodes of What Happened to Talena Zar 100% ad-free with an iHeart True Crime Plus subscription. I'm a subscriber and you should be too. So don't wait. Head to Apple Podcasts, search iHeart True Crime Plus and subscribe today.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
Explore the winding halls of historical true crime with Holly Fry and Maria Tremarcki, hosts of Criminalia, as they uncover curious cases from the past. The legend of the highwayman suggests men dominated the field, but tell that to Lady Catherine Ferrars, known as the Wicked Lady, who terrorized England in the mid-1600s. Her legend persists nearly 400 years after her death.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
Hear the story of the gentleman robber, the romantic darling of the ladies, and a tale about a wager over a sack of potatoes, but you'll have to tune in to learn who won that one. Some highwaymen were well-mannered or faked it. People were concerned about the romanticism of robbers, but most were just thugs. Highwaymen are in the hot seat this season.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
Call them robbers or bandits, some are legendary figures. Listen to stories about historical crimes on Criminalia now, plus the cocktails and mocktails inspired by each. Listen to Criminalia on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
I'm Jake Hanrahan, journalist and documentary filmmaker. Away Days is my new project, reporting on countercultures on the fringes of society all across the world. Live from the underground, you'll discover no rules fighting, Japanese street racing, Brazilian favela life, and much more. All real, completely uncensored. This is unique access with straightforward on-the-ground reporting.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
We're taking you deep into the dirt without the usual airs and graces of legacy media. A way that showcases what the mainstream cannot access. Real underground reporting with real people, no excuses. For the past decade I've been going to places I shouldn't be, meeting people I shouldn't know. Now you can come along too.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
Listen to the Away Days podcast, reporting from the underbelly, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
And it's going to take us to heal us.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
It's Mental Health Awareness Month. And on a recent episode of Just Heal with Dr. J, the incomparable Taraji P. Henson stopped by to discuss how she's discovered peace on her journey. So what I'm hearing you saying is healing is a part of us also reconnecting to our childhood in some sort of
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
You said I look how youthful I look because I never let that little girl inside of me die. I go outside and run outside with the dogs. I still play like a kid. I laugh. You know, I love jokes. I love funny. I love laughing. I laugh at myself. I don't take myself too seriously. That's the stuff that keeps you young and stops you from being so hard.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
To hear this and more things on the journey of healing, you can listen to Just Heal with Dr. J from the Black Effect Podcast Network on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
AT&T, connecting changes everything.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
Mm hmm.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
When I started skating at eight years old, I never thought I'd experience the thrill of winning a medal. With all the great memories has come another thing I thought I'd never experience, the pain of osteoarthritis.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
Vioxx is here, a prescription medicine for osteoarthritis pain. With one little pill a day, Vioxx can provide powerful 24-hour relief. Vioxx specifically targets only the COX-2 enzyme, a key source of arthritis pain. People with allergic reactions such as asthma to aspirin or other arthritis medicines should not take Vioxx.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
In rare cases, serious stomach problems such as bleeding can occur without warning. Tell your doctor if you have liver or kidney problems. For more information, talk to your doctor about Lent's daily Vioxx for the relief of osteoarthritis pain.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
Perhaps my biggest victory is to be able to plan my day around my life instead of my pain.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
Ask your doctor if Vioxx is right for you. Vioxx for everyday victories.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
Behind the Bastards is a production of Cool Zone Media. For more from Cool Zone Media, visit our website, coolzonemedia.com. Or check us out on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Behind the Bastards is now available on YouTube. New episodes every Wednesday and Friday. Subscribe to our channel, youtube.com slash at Behind the Bastards.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
Something unexpected happened after Jeremy Scott confessed to killing Michelle Schofield in Bone Valley Season 1.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
Every time I hear about my dad, it's, oh, he's a killer. He's just straight evil.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
I was becoming the bridge between Jeremy Scott and the son he'd never known.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
At the end of the day, I'm literally a son of a killer.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
Listen to new episodes of Bone Valley Season 2 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
Explore the winding halls of historical true crime with Holly Fry and Maria Tremarcki, hosts of Criminalia, as they uncover curious cases from the past. The legend of the highwayman suggests men dominated the field, but tell that to Lady Catherine Ferrars, known as the Wicked Lady, who terrorized England in the mid-1600s. Her legend persists nearly 400 years after her death.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
Highwaymen are in the hot seat this season. Find more crime and cocktails on Criminalia. Listen to Criminalia on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
Hi, listeners. I'm Melissa Jeltsin, host of What Happened to Talena Zarr. It's the story of a woman who disappears in the early days of COVID lockdowns and the group of online sleuths who try to find her.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
I didn't want to be talked out of this plan. After I post this, I am turning off my phone for exactly this reason.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
I kept just kind of asking everybody, anyone else think this is strange?
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
You'll notice that about me. I don't lurk. I'm out there. I'm an action kind of girl.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
You can now get access to episodes of What Happened to Talena Zarr 100% ad-free with an iHeart True Crime Plus subscription. I'm a subscriber and you should be too. So don't wait. Head to Apple Podcasts, search iHeart True Crime Plus and subscribe today.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
I'm Jake Hanrahan, journalist and documentary filmmaker. Away Days is my new project, reporting on countercultures on the fringes of society all across the world. Live from the underground, you'll discover no rules fighting, Japanese street racing, Brazilian favela life and much more. All real, completely uncensored.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
Listen to the Away Days podcast, reporting from the underbelly, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
A crime makes headlines. People talk about it for a few days, then it disappears. But for the people left behind, their story is just beginning.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
But at night, we hear the garage opening and my son hears it. We freak out. Honestly, I didn't tell my son this, but I thought that was it. From the Exactly Right Network, this is The Knife.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
Real stories of crimes ripple effects told by those who lived them. New episodes every Thursday. Listen to The Knife on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
You're listening to an iHeart Podcast.
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
Did he?
Behind the Bastards
Part One: The Vioxx Scandal: How Big Pharma Killed More Americans Than Vietnam
You have had a bad life.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Jesse Eisenberg Returns
Fall is here, hear the yell Back to school, ring the bell Brand new shoes, walkin' loose Climb the fence, books and pens I can tell that we are gonna be friends I can tell that we are gonna be friends.
Dateline NBC
The Widow of Woodland Hills
Did you have anything on your room? It looks like drawers are pulled out. Money, money, money, money, money.
Dateline NBC
The Widow of Woodland Hills
I've done a lot of movie work, working on people like Jennifer Lopez, on Jennifer Love Hewitt, on Portia de Rossi, on Jackie Chan. And you know what? It's my time to shine now.
Dateline NBC
The Widow of Woodland Hills
These guys are aware of that and they're clearly trying to disguise who they are.
Dateline NBC
The Widow of Woodland Hills
He said, I got a beautiful house for my queen. He was so proud of his kids. Such a big love for his family.
Dateline NBC
The Widow of Woodland Hills
Because if you're stabbing somebody, pretty good chance you might get cut.
Dateline NBC
The Widow of Woodland Hills
There's always a lot of talk about, well, gee, maybe this was a burglary that went wrong somehow. But, like, when you surprise burglars,
Dateline NBC
The Widow of Woodland Hills
Like, the biggest danger is that you're between them and the door.
Dateline NBC
The Widow of Woodland Hills
The big question is, who didn't like Fabio? Who'd want to hurt him?
Dateline NBC
The Widow of Woodland Hills
Sorry to relive this with you. Okay. He was, you saw Bobby up here?
Dateline NBC
The Widow of Woodland Hills
Prior to Fabio's death, when Jim Pritchard was in your house?
Dateline NBC
The Widow of Woodland Hills
SIS has this ability to use tactics, tools, resources, and a number of personnel where we can work very complex investigative cases. And it allows us to be far more complex in what we do and more elaborate and more sophisticated in some ways, let alone more successful in surveillances because we have the resources to do that.
Dateline NBC
The Widow of Woodland Hills
Their relationship, who else is involved, what's their behavior like? Is Monica's behavior consistent with what you would expect a grieving widow now, her behavior to be like within a month of when her husband was brutally murdered?
Dateline NBC
The Widow of Woodland Hills
In a unit like SIS where you're working very complex and high-profile cases, if you're compromised, that could very well compromise the case.
Dateline NBC
The Widow of Woodland Hills
That's correct. And that's where there's just no room for failure in this team.
Dateline NBC
The Widow of Woodland Hills
He's carrying some bags with him, and then she pulls up in the pickup truck, and obviously they connect and meet.
Dateline NBC
The Widow of Woodland Hills
He's bought some clothes or has some clothes for her, and she's holding them up as if she's seeing if they'll work for her.
Dateline NBC
The Widow of Woodland Hills
directly across the street behind us to a lot diagonally across the way.
Dateline NBC
The Widow of Woodland Hills
We have team members that have put themselves in a position to be able to see what was going on. And? It was rather intimate. What I would consider in layman's terms, two kids on prom night.
Dateline NBC
The Widow of Woodland Hills
No, not at all. It appeared to us that they were far more interested in each other and what they had going on between them than they were interested in what was going on around them.
Dateline NBC
The Widow of Woodland Hills
If we've done our job right, it's done in a few seconds. And that tracker worked for a long time. It sure did.
Dateline NBC
The Widow of Woodland Hills
The camera, your digital system, did you have the ability to monitor those from your phone live?
Dateline NBC
The Widow of Woodland Hills
Do you remember any interactions with anyone in the parking lot that day? Did anyone stop to talk to you or anything like that that you remember?
Dateline NBC
The Widow of Woodland Hills
So anything out of place happened because of the murder, presumably.
Dateline NBC
The Widow of Woodland Hills
How lucky am I to have lived the greatest love story of all time?
Dateline NBC
The Widow of Woodland Hills
We all know what he is telling us right now. So let's listen to Fabio's motto. Chin up, charge the power. Cemetery power. Thank you.
Dateline NBC
The Widow of Woodland Hills
We're on the record, Pete versus Baker. The defendant is present.
Dateline NBC
The Widow of Woodland Hills
How do you plead? No contest. You understand, a plea of no contest is the same as a plea of guilty. There is no difference. You understand this? Yes, sir.
Dateline NBC
The Widow of Woodland Hills
You took our beautiful mother's selflessness and our amazing father's life down with you.
Dateline NBC
The Widow of Woodland Hills
We just want to put this chapter to an end. We want to clearly state that we will continue to stand by our mother as we have done for the last six years and we will fight for her innocence.
Dateline NBC
The Widow of Woodland Hills
We are confident that Robert Baker's guilty pleas and his truthful testimony will finally establish once and for all that Monica Cimentelli had nothing to do with the planning or the murder of Fabio Cimentelli, her husband.
Dateline NBC
The Widow of Woodland Hills
This is a homicide case. that's going to look an awful lot like a Hollywood movie.
Dateline NBC
The Widow of Woodland Hills
I mean, this case kind of comes down to the credibility of these two guys, both of whom are admitted murderers.
Dateline NBC
The Widow of Woodland Hills
This is a homicide case that's going to look an awful lot like a Hollywood movie, except that it's reality.
Dateline NBC
The Widow of Woodland Hills
And at some point, she realized these two worlds, they couldn't continue to coexist.
Dateline NBC
The Widow of Woodland Hills
She came from an Italian Catholic family, and she knew if she divorced Fabio, For someone with no future, a sex offender, she would be shunned. She would be cut out from her social circle and especially from her Italian family who loved Fabio like a son.
Dateline NBC
The Widow of Woodland Hills
Monica was going to buy a house in Vegas for Rob. And so I asked Monica if she was planning to move to Vegas. And she said, no, I'm just going to come and go. And we're going to travel to Italy and some other countries.
Dateline NBC
The Widow of Woodland Hills
When you flew here, what was the purpose of coming to L.A. on this particular date?
Dateline NBC
The Widow of Woodland Hills
It was rather intimate. What I would consider, in layman's terms, two kids on prom night.
Dateline NBC
The Widow of Woodland Hills
Did you talk to him before you left about what you were thinking or feeling about what had just happened?
Dateline NBC
The Widow of Woodland Hills
There was absolutely no reason, no desire that she would have ever wanted her husband Fabio to be dead.
Dateline NBC
The Widow of Woodland Hills
You knew you had to tell them that Monica Cimentilli was involved in some way in order for you to get your deal. Isn't that right?
Dateline NBC
The Widow of Woodland Hills
She fell to her knees when she came home. She was screaming, crying. She couldn't stand up on her own. The minute she walked outside and saw what was happening, she fell to the floor.
Dateline NBC
The Widow of Woodland Hills
As for the financial motive... Monica Cimentilli would have been far better off financially with Fabio alive and thriving... and not gone.
Dateline NBC
The Widow of Woodland Hills
Did she have anything to do with the planning or the execution of the plan to kill Fabio Cimentilli?
Dateline NBC
The Widow of Woodland Hills
What led you to believe she wasn't enjoying life up to that time?
Dateline NBC
The Widow of Woodland Hills
And eventually, did that become one of the reasons why you decided to murder him?
Dateline NBC
The Widow of Woodland Hills
There's always more to the story. To go behind the scenes of tonight's episode, listen to our Talking Datelines series with Blaine and Josh, available Wednesday. Music
Dateline NBC
The Widow of Woodland Hills
The defendant had to ensure everyone else is out of the house, leaving Fabio alone, and she knows Fabio is working in the backyard, and relayed this information to Baker.
Dateline NBC
The Widow of Woodland Hills
This is a critical piece of evidence in this case, as it allowed the defendant to monitor who was coming and going from her home.
Dateline NBC
The Widow of Woodland Hills
Do the two of you engage in various sex acts right here in the disgusting, filthy lockup behind this courtroom?
Dateline NBC
The Widow of Woodland Hills
You do anything to protect her too, right? That's what you do.
Dateline NBC
The Widow of Woodland Hills
He's a liar, he's a murderer, but despite all his inconsistency, he has remained consistent about one thing.
Dateline NBC
The Widow of Woodland Hills
You didn't see one bit of evidence where she says, my God, why did we kill him?
Dateline NBC
The Widow of Woodland Hills
We continue to believe that Monica had nothing to do with her husband's murder, and we will pursue every legal avenue to obtain her eventual exoneration and her freedom.
Dateline NBC
The Widow of Woodland Hills
And the murderers that have deceived him are exactly where they belong today. We are overjoyed that she will spend the rest of her life in jail. No parole. Justice for you, Fabio.
Dateline NBC
The Widow of Woodland Hills
I have sisters who I adore, and my own family unit is the most, most dear to me.
Dateline NBC
The Widow of Woodland Hills
I miss him so much. You know, when you kind of sit in the backyard and I say to myself, you know, what do I want to be remembered for? And I always say to myself, I want to be remembered for the relationships I've built. I want to be remembered for how maybe I've made people feel. I hope that's what I'm remembered for.
Dateline NBC
The Widow of Woodland Hills
How lucky am I to have lived the greatest love story of all time? A story that people only read about. A story that movies are made of.
Dateline NBC
The Widow of Woodland Hills
You guys have a camera system, don't you? Yeah. Good, okay. What kind of camera system do you have? Is it on the door?
Dateline NBC
The Widow of Woodland Hills
Cameras were on today? Yes, they were. Do you have access to it on your phone? No.
Dateline NBC
The Widow of Woodland Hills
We're going to do everything in our power to find out who did this. There's video everywhere. We're going to start with that.
Dateline NBC
The Widow of Woodland Hills
Woodland Hills has struggled with a rash of so-called knock-knock burglaries in recent years, but few have turned violent or deadly.
Dateline NBC
The Widow of Woodland Hills
And sometimes when you're at the front door, somebody's trying to break in at the back door. Yeah.
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Dhru Purohit Show
The Mind-Blowing Science of Omega-3 Fatty Acids for Heart Health, Brain Health and Longevity (Rebroadcast)
It's good.
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#951 - Dr Russell Kennedy - How To Fix Your Brain’s Addiction To Anxiety & Worry
Is there sort of a place between your chin and your pubic bone that feels kind of intense? And where is that? So kind of solar plexus area.
Modern Wisdom
#951 - Dr Russell Kennedy - How To Fix Your Brain’s Addiction To Anxiety & Worry
How about a color? May not have a color, but first impression. Does there a color there? Red. And is there a sensation that comes along with it?
Modern Wisdom
#951 - Dr Russell Kennedy - How To Fix Your Brain’s Addiction To Anxiety & Worry
And see if it provides you with some comfort just putting your hand over it.
Modern Wisdom
#951 - Dr Russell Kennedy - How To Fix Your Brain’s Addiction To Anxiety & Worry
Thanks so much.
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#931 - Arthur Brooks - Harvard Professor Reveals The Secret To Lasting Love & Happiness
Hmm.
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#931 - Arthur Brooks - Harvard Professor Reveals The Secret To Lasting Love & Happiness
Wow.
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Mm-hmm.
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PBD Podcast
Epstein–Prince Andrew SHOCKING Update, Trump HUMILIATES Carney, India v Pakistan | PBD Podcast | 584
Yeah.
PBD Podcast
Epstein–Prince Andrew SHOCKING Update, Trump HUMILIATES Carney, India v Pakistan | PBD Podcast | 584
Why should I be ashamed?
PBD Podcast
Epstein–Prince Andrew SHOCKING Update, Trump HUMILIATES Carney, India v Pakistan | PBD Podcast | 584
It shouldn't be. Long live India.
PBD Podcast
Epstein–Prince Andrew SHOCKING Update, Trump HUMILIATES Carney, India v Pakistan | PBD Podcast | 584
What's your full name? Kaif. Mohammed Kaif. Where are you from? I'm from Bihar. Are you not ashamed that despite living in India, you are supporting Pakistan? If you are making this news, are you not ashamed? Are you not ashamed that you are spreading this news about Hindus and Muslims?
PBD Podcast
Epstein–Prince Andrew SHOCKING Update, Trump HUMILIATES Carney, India v Pakistan | PBD Podcast | 584
Why do you support India? First answer me. I want to say something. You are saying that there are people there too.
PBD Podcast
Epstein–Prince Andrew SHOCKING Update, Trump HUMILIATES Carney, India v Pakistan | PBD Podcast | 584
Young guy.
PBD Podcast
Epstein–Prince Andrew SHOCKING Update, Trump HUMILIATES Carney, India v Pakistan | PBD Podcast | 584
Thank you very much, everybody. It's a great honor to have Prime Minister Mark Carney with us. As you know, just a few days ago, he won a very big election in Canada. And I think I was probably the greatest thing that happened to him, but I can't take full credit for that. His party was losing by a lot, and he ended up winning, so I really want to congratulate him.
PBD Podcast
Epstein–Prince Andrew SHOCKING Update, Trump HUMILIATES Carney, India v Pakistan | PBD Podcast | 584
It was probably one of the greatest comebacks in the history of politics, maybe even greater than mine. Bingo. Trump will not say stuff like that. But I want to just congratulate you. It was a great election, actually. We were watching it with interest, and I think Canada chose a very talented person, a very good person. Interesting. As we spoke before the election quite a few times.
PBD Podcast
Epstein–Prince Andrew SHOCKING Update, Trump HUMILIATES Carney, India v Pakistan | PBD Podcast | 584
And it's an honor to have you at the White House and the Oval Office. You see the new and improved Oval Office as it becomes more and more beautiful with love. We'll handle it with great love. And 24-karat gold. That always helps. It's been a lot of fun going over some of the beautiful pictures that were stored in the vault. Just pause it right there. Let's see if that's the part.
PBD Podcast
Epstein–Prince Andrew SHOCKING Update, Trump HUMILIATES Carney, India v Pakistan | PBD Podcast | 584
What the purpose of what we were doing. So that's just news we just found out about.
PBD Podcast
Epstein–Prince Andrew SHOCKING Update, Trump HUMILIATES Carney, India v Pakistan | PBD Podcast | 584
various seas fast forward like as big as it gets and i won't tell you on what but it's gonna and it's very positive i'd also i tell you if it was negative or positive i can't keep that up it is really really positive and that announced fast forward that gets a place where see if that's the part where he's talking see if that's the part where he's explaining
PBD Podcast
Epstein–Prince Andrew SHOCKING Update, Trump HUMILIATES Carney, India v Pakistan | PBD Podcast | 584
Let's see if this is the part. When he wasn't given much of a chance and he did it, he ran a really great campaign. He did a really great debate. I think that debate was very helpful. So he's building them up. I'm just going to raise my hand. I don't know if that's good or bad. I shouldn't say that. That might hurt you. But no, he ran a really great election, I thought.
PBD Podcast
Epstein–Prince Andrew SHOCKING Update, Trump HUMILIATES Carney, India v Pakistan | PBD Podcast | 584
And yeah, something could happen. Something could happen. Yeah, please.
PBD Podcast
Epstein–Prince Andrew SHOCKING Update, Trump HUMILIATES Carney, India v Pakistan | PBD Podcast | 584
The President- Friendship.
PBD Podcast
Epstein–Prince Andrew SHOCKING Update, Trump HUMILIATES Carney, India v Pakistan | PBD Podcast | 584
The President- No. I just — we're going to be friends with Canada. Regardless of anything, we're going to be friends with Canada. Canada is a very special place to me. I know so many people that live in Canada. My parents had relatives that lived in Canada, my mother in particular. And no, I love Canada. I have a lot of respect for the Canadians. Wayne Gretzky, I mean, how good, the great one.
PBD Podcast
Epstein–Prince Andrew SHOCKING Update, Trump HUMILIATES Carney, India v Pakistan | PBD Podcast | 584
You happen to have a very, very good hockey player right here on the Capitals who I have a lot of respect for. He is a big, tough cook. He just broke the record. And he's a great guy. And I know we had the team here and I got to know a lot of the players. But now Canada is a very special place. Yeah, please.
PBD Podcast
Epstein–Prince Andrew SHOCKING Update, Trump HUMILIATES Carney, India v Pakistan | PBD Podcast | 584
Just a straight line right across the top of the country. I'm a relative tax cut. There's also advantages.
PBD Podcast
Epstein–Prince Andrew SHOCKING Update, Trump HUMILIATES Carney, India v Pakistan | PBD Podcast | 584
You get free military. Go back a little bit more.
PBD Podcast
Epstein–Prince Andrew SHOCKING Update, Trump HUMILIATES Carney, India v Pakistan | PBD Podcast | 584
He says it.
PBD Podcast
Epstein–Prince Andrew SHOCKING Update, Trump HUMILIATES Carney, India v Pakistan | PBD Podcast | 584
Well, I still believe that. But, you know, it takes two to tango, right? But, no, I do. I mean, I believe it would be a massive tax cut for the Canadian citizens. You get free military, you get tremendous medical cares and other things. There would be a lot of advantages, but it would be a massive tax cut.
PBD Podcast
Epstein–Prince Andrew SHOCKING Update, Trump HUMILIATES Carney, India v Pakistan | PBD Podcast | 584
And it's also a beautiful, you know, as a real estate developer, you know, I'm a real estate developer at heart.
PBD Podcast
Epstein–Prince Andrew SHOCKING Update, Trump HUMILIATES Carney, India v Pakistan | PBD Podcast | 584
when you get rid of that artificially drawn line somebody drew that line many years ago with like a ruler just a straight line right across the top of the country when you look at that beautiful formation when it's together i'm a very artistic person but when i looked at that beauty i said that's the way it was meant to be but you know it's uh
PBD Podcast
Epstein–Prince Andrew SHOCKING Update, Trump HUMILIATES Carney, India v Pakistan | PBD Podcast | 584
I do feel it's much better for Canada, but we're not going to be discussing that unless somebody wants to discuss it. I think that there are tremendous benefits to the Canadian citizens, tremendously lower taxes, free military, which honestly we give you essentially anyway because we're protecting Canada if you ever had a problem.
PBD Podcast
Epstein–Prince Andrew SHOCKING Update, Trump HUMILIATES Carney, India v Pakistan | PBD Podcast | 584
But I think, you know, it's a wonderful marriage because it's two places that get along very well. They like each other a lot.
PBD Podcast
Epstein–Prince Andrew SHOCKING Update, Trump HUMILIATES Carney, India v Pakistan | PBD Podcast | 584
I must say, Canada is stepping up the military.
PBD Podcast
Epstein–Prince Andrew SHOCKING Update, Trump HUMILIATES Carney, India v Pakistan | PBD Podcast | 584
It's right at the end. And Mark knew, you know, they were low, and now they're stepping it up, and that's a very important thing. But never say never.
PBD Podcast
Epstein–Prince Andrew SHOCKING Update, Trump HUMILIATES Carney, India v Pakistan | PBD Podcast | 584
Yes.
PBD Podcast
Epstein–Prince Andrew SHOCKING Update, Trump HUMILIATES Carney, India v Pakistan | PBD Podcast | 584
Yeah.
PBD Podcast
Epstein–Prince Andrew SHOCKING Update, Trump HUMILIATES Carney, India v Pakistan | PBD Podcast | 584
How insane. Insane. Insane. And then that same party just won again. Good job, Canada.
PBD Podcast
Epstein–Prince Andrew SHOCKING Update, Trump HUMILIATES Carney, India v Pakistan | PBD Podcast | 584
Yeah.
PBD Podcast
Epstein–Prince Andrew SHOCKING Update, Trump HUMILIATES Carney, India v Pakistan | PBD Podcast | 584
I do have to say, I offered to have that Pierre guy come on the podcast. Really? He didn't do it. He wouldn't do it. He thought it was too problematic or whatever. Jordan told me. I forget what he said, but they were telling him not to do it. Does he mean Jordan Peterson?
PBD Podcast
Epstein–Prince Andrew SHOCKING Update, Trump HUMILIATES Carney, India v Pakistan | PBD Podcast | 584
Yes.
PBD Podcast
Epstein–Prince Andrew SHOCKING Update, Trump HUMILIATES Carney, India v Pakistan | PBD Podcast | 584
I have it.
PBD Podcast
Epstein–Prince Andrew SHOCKING Update, Trump HUMILIATES Carney, India v Pakistan | PBD Podcast | 584
Yeah.
PBD Podcast
Epstein–Prince Andrew SHOCKING Update, Trump HUMILIATES Carney, India v Pakistan | PBD Podcast | 584
President Trump on day one declared a national energy emergency, and rightfully so, because we're under threat from China related to critical minerals. We've got huge challenges on electrical power generation. We saw what happened this past week in Spain. That could be happening in America. yet even this summer because the Biden administration rules put our grid at such risk.
PBD Podcast
Epstein–Prince Andrew SHOCKING Update, Trump HUMILIATES Carney, India v Pakistan | PBD Podcast | 584
But then in terms of oil and natural gas, which helps us power our economy, and again, right here on the Gulf Coast, selling energy to our friends and allies, all this natural gas that's going around the world to help displace energy that was coming from our adversaries.
PBD Podcast
Epstein–Prince Andrew SHOCKING Update, Trump HUMILIATES Carney, India v Pakistan | PBD Podcast | 584
A total unabashed embrace of energy dominance in the world. There's no apologizing for it. And, of course, you meet with all these guys that work on the oil rig.
PBD Podcast
Epstein–Prince Andrew SHOCKING Update, Trump HUMILIATES Carney, India v Pakistan | PBD Podcast | 584
girls uh
PBD Podcast
Epstein–Prince Andrew SHOCKING Update, Trump HUMILIATES Carney, India v Pakistan | PBD Podcast | 584
That's not cool. Wow.
PBD Podcast
Epstein–Prince Andrew SHOCKING Update, Trump HUMILIATES Carney, India v Pakistan | PBD Podcast | 584
No, no, the FBI. Yeah, the FBI, they're reviewing. There are tens of thousands of videos of Epstein with children or child porn. And there are hundreds of victims. And no one victim will ever get released. It's just the volume. And that's what they're going through right now. The FBI is diligently going through that. I haven't seen that statement, but I'll call him later and find out.
PBD Podcast
Epstein–Prince Andrew SHOCKING Update, Trump HUMILIATES Carney, India v Pakistan | PBD Podcast | 584
Is it $20 million? $20 million? Is it a hundred? What is your price? Because if your price is not your life, then you are for sale. If your price is not your life, then you are for sale. So if you're going to be a truth teller, your price has to be your life. I can't surround myself with people whose price is not their life.
PBD Podcast
Epstein–Prince Andrew SHOCKING Update, Trump HUMILIATES Carney, India v Pakistan | PBD Podcast | 584
Because the enemy, whatever the enemy is, whether it be physical, legal, spiritual, will attack the vulnerability of the person who can be compromised. So you get real spiritual real fast if you're going to do this type of work.
PBD Podcast
Epstein–Prince Andrew SHOCKING Update, Trump HUMILIATES Carney, India v Pakistan | PBD Podcast | 584
Both of them.
PBD Podcast
Epstein–Prince Andrew SHOCKING Update, Trump HUMILIATES Carney, India v Pakistan | PBD Podcast | 584
Senator, I believe he hung himself in a cell in the Metropolitan Detention Center.
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Senator, we are working through that right now with the Department of Justice.
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I think in the near future, sir.
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Senator, we've been working on that, and we're doing it in a way that protects victims and also doesn't put out into the ether information that is...
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Sits in the White House, reports directly to you, and you take incoming from the United States of America. I want JFK. I want the 9-11 files. I want this. I want that. All the FBI, and this is a tool, this is something we didn't cover. What the deep state uses the most to cover up their corruption is an illegal application of the classification system.
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Remember the lovebirds text from... This is a beauty. The lovebirds text from FBI.
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They were running the Russiagate investigation against Trump. They were the head of the counterintelligence unit at the FBI. And they're having an extramarital affair together. Can't make this stuff up. They're sending each other texts about how much they hate Trump and are going to create an insurance policy to stop Trump. Then we finally find this. But it gets even better.
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Here's the deep state full circle. Just last week. Fast forward. Guy phones. And the DOJ just rewarded them. Fast forward. Deputy Director of National Intelligence. And the world has now seen them and they can read them. And that's the best form of transparency. That's why I want this 24-7 declassification office. Don't have me regurgitate it to you. Read it.
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Get the documents, get the files, get the memos. But the deep state came full circle and gave these guys a payday for rigging a presidential election and breaking the law.
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Well, they have seen Black Book, like, on day one. On day one? Roll out the Black Book.
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Absolutely, Senator. Child sex trafficking has no place in the United States of America. And I will do everything, if confirmed as FBI director, to make sure the American public knows the full weight of what happened in the past.
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Senator, I believe he hung himself in a cell in the Metropolitan Detention Center.
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Senator, we are working through that right now with the Department of Justice.
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Uh... I think in the near future, sir.
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Senator, we've been working on that, and we're doing it in a way that protects victims and also doesn't put out into the ether information that is irrelevant for production.
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Has Jeffrey Epstein's... Black Book? Black Book. FBI. But who...
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That is, I mean, there's... Oh, that's under direct control of the director of the FBI.
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Just like the manifesto from the Nashville school shooting of the Catholic school. We still haven't seen that, right? It's not the Nashville police or PD saying, we don't want this out. The FBI airmailed into that operation and said, this is not getting out. What's the date of that, Rob? Because they do that because this is another government gangster operation.
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All these local law enforcement communities get funding. November 11th. I'm sorry, November 30th, 2024. And if you don't cooperate, you're not getting your million dollars for this. And that's a lot of money to these local districts. That's how they play the game. That's why you don't have a black book.
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But the black book, it's not just sitting. I mean, that's Hoover power times 10.
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And to me, that's a thing I think President Trump should run on. On day one, roll out the black book.
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On day one, roll out all of the text messaging communications we were told were deleted. On day one, play the rest of the video of the pipe bomber. One of the reforms I talk about in Government Gangsters is you need a central node to be continuing.
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That's a very strong allegation. Define what a Manchurian candidate is.
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Alex, produced by our great farmers and our secretary, as you know, of agriculture is here. Brooke, thank you very much for being here. Thank you, sir. You'll let the farmers know. In addition, the UK will reduce or eliminate numerous non-tariff barriers that unfairly discriminated against American products.
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But this is now turning out, I think, really to be a great deal for both countries because it'll be
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really great for the uk also so they're opening up uh the country their country is a little closed and uh we appreciate that they'll also be fast tracking american goods through their customs process so our exports united kingdom to uh a very very quick uh form of approval and there won't be any red tape things are going to move very quickly both ways
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The final details are being written up in the coming weeks. We'll have it all very conclusive. But the actual deal is a very conclusive one. We think just about everything's been approved. So good for both countries. And we'll also receive new market access for American chemicals, machinery and many other industrial products that weren't allowed.
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And they'll end up getting products that they'll be able to price. And if they like them better and we make great products, they'll be buying those products. But they were not available in the UK. Furthermore, in a historic step, the deal includes plans that will bring the United Kingdom into the economic security alignment with the United States. That's the first of its kind.
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So we have a big economic security blanket, and that's very important. And we feel very, very comfortable with that because it's been a great ally, truly one of our great allies. I mean, a lot of people say our greatest ally. I don't want to insult people by saying that, but I can say it's certainly one of our greatest and right at the top. And they're the first one we're talking about.
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And by the way, we have many meetings planned today and tomorrow, and every country wants to be making deals. And we have a meeting, as you know, Scott, we'll be going over to Switzerland on Saturday. That'll be very, very interesting. We'll find out. I think they want to make a deal very badly, too.
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Both countries have agreed that the economic security is national security and will be working together as allies to ensure that we have a strong industrial base, appropriate export controls and protections for key technologies and industries like steel. Steel is a big factor. Both countries will become stronger with steel. and things necessary for military.
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You know, we used to build ships and other things literally at a level that nobody's ever seen, and we haven't. We've eased up, and I would say that the UK certainly eased up, but now we're going to be uneasing both, and we work together. Once again, I want to thank Prime Minister Starmer. He's been terrific for his partnership in this matter, the special relationship and external bond.
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It's really an external and an internal bond between our two countries will soon be stronger than ever before. And we really do. We have a great relationship. I want to just say that the representatives of UK have been so professional. And it's been an honor doing business with all of them, and in particular the prime minister.
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I mean, you know, it's good.
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The Dow Jones all up today. They've recovered everything they lost since Liberation Day. Things are actually going really, really well. This whole thing about GM, the CEO saying that they're going to be there's going to be a five billion dollar cost to the tariffs. But she also said something very important. She said this will not be passed on to the consumer. So where is it going to come from?
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You might wonder. Well, they brought down their projections. Not all of it will be. She said none of it will be passed on to the consumer, that this will come out of the profits. They projected 14 billion profits. They're taking that projection down to 10 billion. This is what we want. This is what we want. We want tariffs. We want manufacturing. We want the billionaires to pay their fair share.
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And we want the cost not to be passed on to the consumers. And that's what we're seeing. Such a great example.
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Hold on. Let me just... Let me just try to understand this. So GM's profits will decrease probably significantly as a result of this. Let's take that. I'm telling you what they said. I'm just saying. Zero to Republican in seven seconds. What do you think is going to happen when GM's profits suddenly drop? What will happen to GM and the people that work there?
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The CEO herself, Mary Barra, thanked President Trump for this because she is a patriot. And she understands that the situation we're in with China is not sustainable. Shareholders would like to have a word. We sold out our future to China. Somebody had to do something about that.
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It's so great to hear Democrats suddenly being so pro-corporation. No, no, no.
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The Press They're going to ask me about that when I get there, and I'll have to make a decision. I don't want to hurt anybody's feelings. I don't know if feelings are going to be hurt. I have a case right over here. It's called Gulf of America. And I guess a lot of people get ideas from us. But the Gulf of America was something I thought should have been named a long time ago.
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I'm going to be given a briefing on that. It was just done. Then I'll make a decision.
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position that Iran can have an enrichment program as long as it doesn't reach a weapons... We haven't made that decision yet. We will, but we haven't made that decision yet.
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China said the U.S. initiated the trade...
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As you know, I have been across the Gulf, the Gulf that you call Persian and they call Arabian. Why do you call it Gulf? You have been to school, haven't you? Yes. What was the name that you have read during your school days? Persian Gulf. All right. But they do call it Arabian God. Well, they can do many things. You see his voice?
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This is the codename for our operation.
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Marriage is for old people and poor people.
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Okay, so let's get into that.
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Okay. Because when you broke our parents, like my moms and all them, they married on a merit of like, okay, we're going to put our incomes together, have all these kids, and then when our kids, we're going to have 5, 10 kids back in the 60s, all of them, they're going to have 5, 10 kids so they can work and bring income.
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Yeah.
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So you poor. So you married for that. And now when you get old, somebody's got to be by your side to take care of you.
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outside of that it's no advantage to a man what does it do for a man when things go south like we gonna have to give up half our this pay child support pay but we'll do it's only advantageous to a woman like it's real talk but what if you meet a woman and you're like wow she's a gem she's valuable she's everything and i want to lock her down in marriage i don't want to lock no woman down we could be cool
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So you're telling me right now today, today, you on January 4th, you do not want to be in a relationship ever again.
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I don't think it's realistic long-term until I turn 70. On the surface, it would sound pretty shocking and you might want to disagree with what he's saying, but if you actually peel back what he's saying and remove the hyperbole, it makes a lot of sense.
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You're about to get a papad.
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Probably hundreds, if not thousands of prenups over 25 years. I think there may be five people that I did their divorce after they had a prenup. Really? Yeah. I think people need to hear that again. I think that, yeah. So I've done... Hundreds, if not at least a thousand prenups in 25 years. I probably do two or three prenups a week. So I do a lot of prenups.
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Most of my colleagues do a lot of prenups. And I've never asked my colleagues this. But, you know, usually when you do a prenup, you have a good relationship with the person by the time it's finished. It's a transaction people feel good about. It's a divorce.
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Sometimes you finish a divorce and the person is like, oh, my God, I never want to see you again because you remind me of this really dark chapter. But prenups, it's usually a very friendly transaction. It's positive.
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This is surprising to me. So people who prenup tend not to break up. Yes, that rhyme. Yes. I think many people will be very surprised to hear.
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I think it's self-selecting. I think the kind of people who can have a conversation that you need to have in order to discuss and negotiate. And again, there's another term. I don't think it's the right term. Negotiate. Vinny, what are you thinking?
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You're not the only one.
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I'm just saying, you're not the only one.
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No, it's a shame. We just heard about it just as we were walking in the doors of the Oval. Just heard about it. I guess people knew something was going to happen based on a little bit of the past. They've been fighting for a long time. You know, they've been fighting for many, many decades and centuries, actually, if you really think about it. No, I just hope it ends very quickly.
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And contraband. Ivory shark fin. They found carcasses. They've even found diseased plants, Emily. And a lot of what they found is in this rugged, remote terrain. And a lot of these jobs would be impossible or too resource intensive for people to do on their own. Colette says conservation dogs often add a crucial missing piece of information to a conservation puzzle.
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What an inventive use of one of dogs' greatest superpowers, their noses.
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I know. It seems so obvious when you think about it. This field of conservation dog detection has just only really exploded in the last 25 years. Like in the 90s, there were maybe 5, 10 papers published about the topic in a year. And by the late 2010s, it exploded up to at least 60 a year. So these dogs are sniffing out everything from invasive plants to endangered bugs on land. And in boats.
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So on their second job ever, Colette and Jack were assigned to a really complicated project in which they were confined to a boat.
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That's on the TED Radio Hour from NPR. You're listening to Shortwave from NPR.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You're telling me Jack can smell underwater?
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You'll have to wait and see. Today on the show. Jack the Conservation Doggo, how canines like Jack help conservation biologists find the hidden, hard to find, and invisible, and the science of how they do it. I'm Emily Kwong. I'm Burleigh McCoy.
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Well, kind of for a lot of reasons. So this poop can tell scientists if the whale is eating enough, how stressed they are, if they are pregnant, if they've consumed toxins. The scientists who contracted them, so Colette and Jack to do this job, from the University of Washington and the nonprofit Wild Orca, they've been collecting this whale scat for years.
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Wow. That's amazing. And also sounds far less invasive than having to physically handle a killer whale. How does one go about asking a dog to lead them to whale poop in the ocean?
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Yeah. So before they could even get on the boat, Colette had to train Jack to recognize the smell of whale scat. So first on land.
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trees and on top of rocks and all these places where obviously you're never going to find it in the wild but it doesn't make a difference to him he's just like okay i know this game and he loves that game so they do this on land then they moved their training to a boat jack stands at the front of the boat sniffing the air and colette stands behind him so jack never actually gets in the water right right he's been trained to sniff out this whale scat from the boat
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Emily meets Colette Yee and Jack. Is Jack a dog? Jack is a dog. He is a blue heeler mix with floppy ears and an intense love for playing with his ball. He was originally a shelter dog, but now he is employed. Oh, what's his job? So Jack and Colette work for Rogue Detection Teams based in Rice, Washington, a company that trains rescue dogs to sniff out, well, a lot of things.
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Commitment to the ocean sometimes looks like this. How does Colette know, though, that Jack has picked up on a scent?
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Yeah, so he usually wags his tail and leads Colette right to the thing on land. But in a boat, he can't run to the poop. So Colette had to learn to notice these super subtle changes in Jack's demeanor.
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This seems also like a team effort. Yeah. Jack has to find the smell and then communicate it to Colette, who has to notice that he's communicating and listen to him.
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Right. And then after that, she's got to use these little hand movements to direct to the captain of the boat so she doesn't distract Jack. And so they kind of get this down, right? They're on the boat. They're practicing. And then it's time to go out and find the real thing, which means, Emily, they have to follow the whales. Yeah.
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Wait, why do they have to follow the whales? Can't they just find their poop?
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They can't because the scat breaks up or it sinks really quick, sometimes within 10 minutes of leaving the whale's back end. So they need whales to signal where to start looking while also trying not to get too close to them to like push them away.
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And Colette says you have to make this whole mental map that takes into account the whale's location, the water current, and the wind to put the boat exactly where Jack could pick up a scent.
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This is such a dance. Okay. And it sounds like there is a time constraint too.
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Absolutely. So with all this, you're trying to race to get the poop before it sinks.
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Colette says it feels like really high stakes. And so she's doubting herself when they're out looking for this whale scat for the first time. And then she starts to see little specks in the water. And she thinks this could be anything until she turns to the whale expert in the boat, Deborah Giles.
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They did it. It worked. And from a boat, no less. I mean, that just goes to show you how good Jack's nose is.
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Yeah, so this was one of the questions that I asked Lauren DeGrief. She's a forensic chemist at Florida International University, and she studies the compounds dogs are smelling in the air when they detect things.
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So for dogs, the air coming in through their nose goes to two separate places, their lungs and the spongy area in the back of their snout, which means that the scents are getting collected and concentrated instead of getting diluted from the air.
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And then the other part of the dog nose anatomy that helps them smell better are these little slits that you've probably seen on the sides of their noses. That's where the exhales go. And when that happens, it creates this little vacuum that sucks more air into their nose, which means they can smell more with that second or third sniff.
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What a delicious life, the life of a dog. Right. And Lauren says one of the reasons dogs are able to distinguish these low amounts of an odor in these complicated environments is because dogs have a lot more receptors for different what we call odorants, which are molecules or chemicals in the air that make up an odor, basically.
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And different odorants can activate multiple receptors in the dog's nose. And that translates to a kind of specific code for the dog.
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They're basically chemists. Yeah. But this is actually a part of what Lauren studies, trying to understand what exactly it is that a dog is smelling.
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Oh, from like a chemical standpoint. That's interesting because thinking about Colette's work, If you want Jack to smell whale poop, don't you just need to kind of show him the whale poop? Why do you need to know on a chemical level what's in a different target?
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Yeah, so you don't really need to for every case. Like in the case with Jack, it worked to just show him whale poop.
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But Lauren told me about one project she's working on, helping dogs detect crude oil from oil spills after the major cleanup has already happened. And now they're like looking for the hidden oil in the sand or other nooks and crannies. And to do that, a dog really needs to be able to tell the difference between the smell of recent oil and older oil.
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So Lauren needed to find out the chemical difference in oil based on how it aged or weathered to be able to train the dog accordingly.
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Right. And is the goal that then a dog will be able to detect old oil in nature?
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Yeah. You basically figure out what makes old oil smell like old oil, and then you show that to the dog. And that basically can narrow your margin of error.
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Will Bark For Science
Finding live bumblebee nest is something Jack actually was trained to do. He helps with conservation projects. So in search of endangered bees, there was a time that Jack helped scientists learn about their habitat. Wow. Because the nests are kind of hard to find. They are if you're human. But not for Jack. Not for Jack.
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Will Bark For Science
This is Ken Ramirez. He's Executive Vice President and Chief Training Officer for Care and Prior Clicker Training. He's a biologist, a behaviorist, and a trainer of animal trainers. He does it all. He says his job is to help people understand the science behind animal training and especially odor detection training.
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Will Bark For Science
Yeah, Ken says trainers have to be really careful that they don't, like, always leave their human scent on training materials, for example. This was exactly why Colette was so nervous the first time she and Jack went out looking for wild whale scat. Because Jack was going to have to make this connection all on his own.
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That what he was supposed to find wouldn't have other smells from the training scat, like Colette's smell or the Tupperware container.
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Will Bark For Science
Oh, but he did it. I mean, Jack, he made that cognitive smell-o-vision leap all on his own. He did. Even knowing how good a dog's nose is, though, it is astonishing. And it just sounds like a lot of coordination on Jack and Colette's parts.
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Will Bark For Science
It really is. And that's where this other component comes in, which is trust. Both Colette and Ken told me that these types of projects work because of the unique human-dog relationship that can form when it's built on trust, which is ultimately what Colette had to rely on when she was out in the boat with Jack.
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We love a conservation success story. We do. Tell me about what other projects conservation dogs are working on.
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Yeah. Ken Ramirez actually told me about his project relocating sea turtle eggs after an oil spill. He got this small team of dogs and handlers together to locate buried eggs on the beach so people could move them before they hatched and swam into the oil spill. Dogs are sniffing out beetle-infested wood and cryptic endangered stoneflies.
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Will Bark For Science
They've been trained to detect a deadly disease in bighorn sheep and used to detect poachers. Wow. And good to remember, like anything, using detection dogs for conservation isn't always the best method, but it can be a really powerful tool and it's been picking up steam in the last couple of decades. Shout out to Jack.
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Will Bark For Science
And conservation dog goes everywhere and they're humans like Colette.
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Will Bark For Science
This episode was produced by Rachel Carlson. It was edited by our showrunner, Rebecca Ramirez, and fact-checked by Tyler Jones. The audio engineer was Kweisi Lee.
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Will Bark For Science
Good job, kid. Good job. And he just found the sample, and I give him the stay until I get there, and then he gets his ball.
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Will Bark For Science
Good boy, Jack. So this is part of a training exercise, but when Jack is actually looking for his intended target, especially if it's a new job, it can be really tricky. It can be very cryptic odors. It can be oftentimes scat. So poop. Jack has found a lot of poop from all kinds of animals, from foxes, deer, lynx. Wolf, cougar, bobcat. They've found the scents of live animals, too.
Short Wave
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Day 151: Wisdom and Folly (2025)
And they brought it to King Solomon. The Book of Ecclesiastes, Chapter 6.
The Daily
The Crypto President
And when you found some of these people, did they tell you why they had bought this token? No.
The Daily
The Crypto President
And back then, the focus really seemed like it was on Trump's real estate deals, like running a hotel in Washington, D.C., where people might try to stay to curry favor or trading on the Trump name in various ways while Trump was in office. But more recently, you have been looking at conflicts in the second term. And so I want to start by talking about
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The Crypto President
Can you give me an example of one of these people that they'd run afoul of regulators before and were sort of excited about?
The Daily
The Crypto President
Sounds like Justin Sun effectively bought himself leniency from the SEC. Yeah.
The Daily
The Crypto President
So this company is creating new appearances of conflicts of interest. But I'm trying to understand, what does World Liberty Financial actually do with the money that they raise from the tokens that you're describing?
The Daily
The Crypto President
Right. Basically, the president sent a message about his administration's policies, in this case, Ether, that led pretty directly to his family's company making a bunch of money, at least on paper.
The Daily
The Crypto President
what you have found, but also how what you have found compares to the conflicts of the first term.
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The Crypto President
a dollar value that is always the same. So if I have 50 stable coins today, they will be worth $50 today, tomorrow, presumably six months from now.
The Daily
The Crypto President
Okay, so I understand what a stablecoin is based on that explanation, but why does World Liberty Financial want to be in the stablecoin business?
The Daily
The Crypto President
And does any of that intersect with any policymaking that Trump is working on right now?
The Daily
The Crypto President
And just explain quickly, Eric, why would passing legislation help this part of the industry?
The Daily
The Crypto President
OK, so just to recap, because there's a lot here to get your arms around. We have a president who is using his office to boost coins that his family owns. His administration is halting lawsuits against people who have invested in his crypto venture. He's announced policies that have raised the prices of crypto that his company owns.
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The Crypto President
And the president is pushing for legislation that would seem to benefit his company. Do I have all that right?
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The Crypto President
What did Trump say about these concerns about their conflicts of interest?
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The Crypto President
Eric, I'm just imagining somebody who could be listening to the show today and thinking, OK, I don't like that he's using his position to make money in the ways that you've explained. But I'm not a crypto investor. I don't care about crypto. This doesn't affect me. So why should I care about this side of the president's business?
The Daily
The Crypto President
Here's what else you need to know today. On Wednesday, the U.S. and Ukraine announced a deal that would give the U.S. proceeds from Ukraine's rare earth minerals in exchange for a security commitment from the United States. The announcement follows months of tense negotiations and comes as the United States is trying to broker a peace deal between Ukraine and Russia. And... The U.S.
The Daily
The Crypto President
economy has stopped growing and has actually shrunk, according to GDP data released this week. Other data suggests that the economy is still growing, albeit slowly. But the new numbers, economists say, reflect the impact of President Trump's tariff policies, which have roiled markets and created uncertainty for businesses and consumers.
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The Crypto President
The president acknowledged the economic turmoil in a social media post, but said tariffs are not to blame and that they would help the economy in the long run. Be patient, he wrote, with three exclamation points. Today's episode was produced by Will Reed, Claire Tennesketter, and Nina Feldman.
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The Crypto President
It was edited by Patricia Willans and contains original music by Dan Powell and Rowan Nemisto and was engineered by Alyssa Moxley. Our theme music is by Jim Brunberg and Ben Landsberg of Wonderly. That's it for The Daily. I'm Rachel Abrams. See you tomorrow.
The Daily
The Crypto President
So we have talked on the show before about how Trump has really sort of changed direction on crypto. Originally, he actually seemed like kind of a skeptic about the industry. And obviously now, not only is he a booster, but he's actually in the business himself. So can you just talk a little bit?
The Daily
The Crypto President
How did we go from Trump being sort of skeptical and then coming around to crypto and then to actually getting involved? Yeah.
The Daily
The Crypto President
Okay, so we're going to get into what both of these things are. Let's start with... The meme coin, because that's the one I'm, I think, a little bit more familiar with. I'm thinking of the Doge coin, the picture of a dog on this coin that I think was sort of launched as a joke. But can you just explain to me and everybody else, like, what exactly is a meme coin?
The Daily
The Crypto President
Do we know exactly like how they made money from these meme coins and how much money they made from them?
The Daily
The Crypto President
From The New York Times, I'm Rachel Abrams. This is The Daily. President Trump was once a loud skeptic of cryptocurrency, who called it a haven for drug dealers and scammers. But over the past few months, he's emerged as the industry's biggest cheerleader. A New Times investigation shows just how much the president and his family have profited from that transformation.
The Daily
The Crypto President
So Trump personally benefits from this thing that is an illegal gray area, this meme coin. Then he becomes president. And then under him, the agency that might have investigated him in an earlier administration, perhaps a more aggressive administration, puts out a statement that says nothing to see here.
The Daily
The Crypto President
But wait, can I just say, Eric, that like I think people might be thinking, OK, well, big donors get access to political candidates who then become presidents all the time. But just to put a point on this, those donors are, number one, donating for a specific issue or to get a specific candidate elected. It's not like they're writing checks to somebody's personal bank account.
The Daily
The Crypto President
And here people are paying what sounds like a ton of money to get what sounds like explicit access to the president of the United States.
The Daily
The Crypto President
Today, my colleague Eric Lipton on what happens when the country's top crypto policymaker is himself a crypto entrepreneur. It's Thursday, May 1st. So, Eric, you have been extremely busy covering the business interests of the Trump family since the first Trump presidency.
The Daily
The Crypto President
And just to be clear, Eric, that token, that's separate from the Trump meme coin we've been talking about, right?
The Daily
The Crypto President
Got it. OK, so what happens when they release this token into the market?
The Daily
The Crypto President
So Eric, before the break, you told us that you had some questions about who some of the investors were in World Liberty Financial and this new token that it had issued. What did you find when you started looking into that question?
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trans Military Ban, J6 Pardon Aftermath, Sports War: Super Bowl Swifties | Lil Rel Howery
The Washington Capitals escaped with a 3-2 road win over the Oilers last night in a game that Capitals goalie Logan Thompson might argue should not have been so close. That's because Thompson says he was distracted by a tray of nachos on the ice as he gave up a goal in the third period. Two among us, really.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trans Military Ban, J6 Pardon Aftermath, Sports War: Super Bowl Swifties | Lil Rel Howery
The nachos, having been tossed onto the rink by a fan, did not interfere with Oilers players as they skated into the Capitals zone and took the shot from a few feet from the discarded snack.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trans Military Ban, J6 Pardon Aftermath, Sports War: Super Bowl Swifties | Lil Rel Howery
Kiss your sister.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trans Military Ban, J6 Pardon Aftermath, Sports War: Super Bowl Swifties | Lil Rel Howery
And now they're resorting to what? Telling us that Trump supporters can't eat Mexican food?
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trans Military Ban, J6 Pardon Aftermath, Sports War: Super Bowl Swifties | Lil Rel Howery
If you voted for Trump... You are not allowed in Mexico. No tacos, no enchiladas, none of that for you. Oh, yeah?
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trans Military Ban, J6 Pardon Aftermath, Sports War: Super Bowl Swifties | Lil Rel Howery
What are you going to do? Are you going to come take it out of my ham?
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Trans Military Ban, J6 Pardon Aftermath, Sports War: Super Bowl Swifties | Lil Rel Howery
Paramount Podcasts.
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Trans Military Ban, J6 Pardon Aftermath, Sports War: Super Bowl Swifties | Lil Rel Howery
They specifically cite readiness with transition surgeries. If you have a transition surgery, the recovery time and the narcotics that you have to be on as part of the process could affect your readiness for up to 12 months.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trans Military Ban, J6 Pardon Aftermath, Sports War: Super Bowl Swifties | Lil Rel Howery
A Mint Hill man who pleaded guilty to his involvement in January 6th is possibly facing other charges. Court documents show David Daniel is facing child pornography charges.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trans Military Ban, J6 Pardon Aftermath, Sports War: Super Bowl Swifties | Lil Rel Howery
The Kansas City Chiefs are headed to their third straight Super Bowl after defeating the Buffalo Bills. As the confetti fell, Taylor Swift joined in on the celebration, sharing a kiss with boyfriend Travis Kelsey.
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Trans Military Ban, J6 Pardon Aftermath, Sports War: Super Bowl Swifties | Lil Rel Howery
Just do a little dance, make a little love.
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Trans Military Ban, J6 Pardon Aftermath, Sports War: Super Bowl Swifties | Lil Rel Howery
Sports betting sites, they're already coming up with prop bets. Like, how many times will you see her? What outfit will she have on? There's some gutsier ones. Like, will Travis Kelsey propose?
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Biden’s Pardons, DIY Airport Security, Book Bans | Charles Yu
Speaking of which, I have to show, I'm wearing Ronny Chieng socks.
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Biden’s Pardons, DIY Airport Security, Book Bans | Charles Yu
I don't know.
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Biden’s Pardons, DIY Airport Security, Book Bans | Charles Yu
To be clear, I was also a B student in biology. Okay. That's why I'm a writer. Yeah, in Asian, B means A. We know what that means. No, no.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Biden’s Pardons, DIY Airport Security, Book Bans | Charles Yu
Veteran affairs officials in Tennessee just got caught having an orgy on the clock. And not just any orgy, 12 people, butt naked, all over each other at work. We paid for that orgy. This was a taxpayer-funded orgy. Veterans Affairs, literally.
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Biden’s Pardons, DIY Airport Security, Book Bans | Charles Yu
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Biden’s Pardons, DIY Airport Security, Book Bans | Charles Yu
Paramount Podcasts.
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Biden’s Pardons, DIY Airport Security, Book Bans | Charles Yu
Urgent manhunt. Police looking for the man who gunned down the CEO of United Healthcare.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Biden’s Pardons, DIY Airport Security, Book Bans | Charles Yu
NBC News has learned that the words deny, defend, and depose were on the shell casings at the scene of the shooting.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Biden’s Pardons, DIY Airport Security, Book Bans | Charles Yu
Investigators believe this could be a reference to what's called the three Ds of insurance, a known reference made by critics of the health insurance industry.
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Biden’s Pardons, DIY Airport Security, Book Bans | Charles Yu
to write something on something this small. And I mean, John, picture how you would try to do that. Would you take a fine point Sharpie? Would you try to scratch it in?
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Biden’s Pardons, DIY Airport Security, Book Bans | Charles Yu
The NYPD is processing forensic evidence the suspect left behind at a nearby Starbucks just before the shooting.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Biden’s Pardons, DIY Airport Security, Book Bans | Charles Yu
New questions after an airport security breach. Federal investigators are looking to how a stowaway boarded a flight from New York to Paris at the height of holiday travel. Svetlana Dali managed to bypass the document check podium as well as the gate agent before boarding Delta Flight 264 from JFK to Charles de Gaulle Airport.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Biden’s Pardons, DIY Airport Security, Book Bans | Charles Yu
Dali was caught when a flight attendant noticed that she was going from bathroom to bathroom because she didn't have a seat on the plane.
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Biden’s Pardons, DIY Airport Security, Book Bans | Charles Yu
She first used a lane reserved for flight crews and then skirted the standard ID check. But she went through a body scanner and voluntarily removed two bottles of water that officers discovered in her bags.
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Biden’s Pardons, DIY Airport Security, Book Bans | Charles Yu
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Biden’s Pardons, DIY Airport Security, Book Bans | Charles Yu
And if there's things like pornography, the parents have a right to say it should be removed from the school.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Biden’s Pardons, DIY Airport Security, Book Bans | Charles Yu
I want my children exposed to different mindsets, different points of view. So if some random person tells me that no, this is not how you should parent your children, I have a problem with that.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Biden’s Pardons, DIY Airport Security, Book Bans | Charles Yu
First of all, when we're talking about anything that involves sex at all, it's not children, it's teenagers. These are in high schools.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Biden’s Pardons, DIY Airport Security, Book Bans | Charles Yu
And that's what so many of these book challenges do, right? They take issues of racism, discrimination, sexual assault, and they label them as pornographic just because it makes it easier to remove the book. And he brags about having a list of over 5,000 books that he wants out of our schools.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Biden’s Pardons, DIY Airport Security, Book Bans | Charles Yu
We have spent more time and resources on Bruce Friedman than any other person in the history of Clay County.
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Biden’s Pardons, DIY Airport Security, Book Bans | Charles Yu
Well, essentially, I was the only librarian in the district who was speaking out against the book banning. And I guess I got to be too much trouble, and they decided to have me removed from the library.
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Biden’s Pardons, DIY Airport Security, Book Bans | Charles Yu
Maybe, I guess you could say that.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Billy Kill Drives the Ship
Yeah. It's like five bucks. It's called Hammer Shark.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Billy Kill Drives the Ship
Lippenmasse? Handmassager?
The Diary Of A CEO with Steven Bartlett
Former Spy: If You’re Easily Offended, You’re Easily Manipulated! Psychological Trick That Makes People Respect You! This 1 Trick Catches A Lie In Seconds!
How do you deal with it?
The Diary Of A CEO with Steven Bartlett
Former Spy: If You’re Easily Offended, You’re Easily Manipulated! Psychological Trick That Makes People Respect You! This 1 Trick Catches A Lie In Seconds!
It's emotion.
The Diary Of A CEO with Steven Bartlett
Former Spy: If You’re Easily Offended, You’re Easily Manipulated! Psychological Trick That Makes People Respect You! This 1 Trick Catches A Lie In Seconds!
Yeah.
The Diary Of A CEO with Steven Bartlett
Former Spy: If You’re Easily Offended, You’re Easily Manipulated! Psychological Trick That Makes People Respect You! This 1 Trick Catches A Lie In Seconds!
Oh, yeah, of course.
The Diary Of A CEO with Steven Bartlett
Former Spy: If You’re Easily Offended, You’re Easily Manipulated! Psychological Trick That Makes People Respect You! This 1 Trick Catches A Lie In Seconds!
Yeah, of course.
The Diary Of A CEO with Steven Bartlett
Former Spy: If You’re Easily Offended, You’re Easily Manipulated! Psychological Trick That Makes People Respect You! This 1 Trick Catches A Lie In Seconds!
Yeah.
The Diary Of A CEO with Steven Bartlett
Former Spy: If You’re Easily Offended, You’re Easily Manipulated! Psychological Trick That Makes People Respect You! This 1 Trick Catches A Lie In Seconds!
So, yes.
The Diary Of A CEO with Steven Bartlett
Former Spy: If You’re Easily Offended, You’re Easily Manipulated! Psychological Trick That Makes People Respect You! This 1 Trick Catches A Lie In Seconds!
Really?
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Former Spy: If You’re Easily Offended, You’re Easily Manipulated! Psychological Trick That Makes People Respect You! This 1 Trick Catches A Lie In Seconds!
Okay.
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Former Spy: If You’re Easily Offended, You’re Easily Manipulated! Psychological Trick That Makes People Respect You! This 1 Trick Catches A Lie In Seconds!
Okay.
The Diary Of A CEO with Steven Bartlett
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Okay.
The Diary Of A CEO with Steven Bartlett
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How do you deal with it?
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
528. The Longevity of Happiness | Dr. Arthur Brooks
There's almost nothing more important to understand than that. It's like, because your brain can't compute what's positive until it knows what the direction is and it sees you making progress. So no aim, first rule there is no aim, no positive emotion. And the second rule is progress towards an aim once specified is positive emotion. And then there's a corollary, which is something like,
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
528. The Longevity of Happiness | Dr. Arthur Brooks
Well, it's like steepness of approach. Let's say you make some approach to a goal, but the goal doesn't really matter. It's like you're not going to get a lot of kick. But let's say if you have a really high-order goal, that would be one that would be divinely inspired, let's say. Well, then any progress towards that is going to give you a kick.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
528. The Longevity of Happiness | Dr. Arthur Brooks
So I got something cool to tell you about that. I learned this from a friend of mine. I did a podcast with him, and he's a deep biological thinker, and he was very interested in honeybee communication. So what honeybees do is they go find a flower patch that's a treasure store, let's say, right? So it's a name for the honeybees. And they go back and they communicate about...
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
528. The Longevity of Happiness | Dr. Arthur Brooks
the direction and the distance. So they communicate about the energy that has to be expended to go to this flower bed. But one question the other bees have, so to speak, is, well, is the journey worth the effort? And the way the honeybees communicate that is that the more rich the storehouse, the faster they dance.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
528. The Longevity of Happiness | Dr. Arthur Brooks
It's exactly the same thing that enthusiastic leaders do when they're talking about the goal. It's like, so the way people calibrate that is like, if I can see you enthusiastic and energetic about something, I assume that you truly believe that the goal is worth the effort.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
528. The Longevity of Happiness | Dr. Arthur Brooks
Because otherwise you wouldn't risk expending that much energy. Exactly right.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
528. The Longevity of Happiness | Dr. Arthur Brooks
Well, understanding that in this introduction gives you a flavor of the conversation. So pleasure could be reduced to something like immediate hedonistic gratification in the moment. Now, the problem with that, a problem with that, for example, is that psychopaths can be pleasure-seeking.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
528. The Longevity of Happiness | Dr. Arthur Brooks
So... So one of the... I've been studying these ancient stories in the Old Testament a lot.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
528. The Longevity of Happiness | Dr. Arthur Brooks
Oh, thank you. It's phenomenal. Oh, thank you. So one of the things that I really tried to delve into was Jacob's vision. Yeah. It's very cool because Jacob, when he has the vision of Jacob's ladder, Jacob's a bad guy. Yeah. He's... in collusion with his Oedipal mother. He's deceived his father. He's betrayed his brother. He's a mama's boy. He's intellectually arrogant. He's a coward.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
528. The Longevity of Happiness | Dr. Arthur Brooks
Yes, exactly. But then he leaves and he decides that he's going to be good. He's going to try to be good. That's when he has that dream. Now, the thing that's cool about the dream that's relevant to our discussion is that you have this Jacob's Ladder, which which, what would you say, spirals up into the ineffable, right? You can't see the pinnacle.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
528. The Longevity of Happiness | Dr. Arthur Brooks
The pinnacle is wherever God is, but you can't see that. And the reason I think that that's relevant and important is because of the paradox that you just described. If you reach your goal, you satiate the system and the motivational framework disappears. Right? So that means there's no direction and there's no hope. That's the problem.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
528. The Longevity of Happiness | Dr. Arthur Brooks
It's weird because you've attained your goal, but now you're directionless and technically you're hopeless because hope comes in consequence of positive emotion in relationship to a goal. So actually what you want, you might think... that paradise is the land of milk and honey, so to speak, that it's the land of infinite satiation.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
528. The Longevity of Happiness | Dr. Arthur Brooks
But the problem with that is satiation destroys the frame and destroys hope. So actually what you want is a sequence of expanding goals with no upper limit. And that's exactly what you see in Jacob's Ladder. This is different than Sisyphus, right? Sisyphus pushes the rock up the hill and then it rolls back down the same hill. It's like, no, what you actually want is a mountain.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
528. The Longevity of Happiness | Dr. Arthur Brooks
And if pleasure is regarded as a good in and of itself, then psychopathic pleasure-seeking also becomes a good. And that's not tenable, not least tenable. Because psychopaths don't operate in their own best interest because they fail across time and they're terrible socially, familially, from a community perspective, they're devastating. And so pleasure itself has to be elevated or sanctified.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
528. The Longevity of Happiness | Dr. Arthur Brooks
And then when you get to the top of that, you can see another mountain. And then when you get to the top of that, you can see another one. And that never comes to an end. So that would be an inexhaustible source of motivation and hope. And it is independent. In a way, it's independent of accomplishment because there is no final goal.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
528. The Longevity of Happiness | Dr. Arthur Brooks
But you don't want there to be a final goal because then you run into the paradoxical problem of satiation, right? And it is also strange, and you were touching on this, that one of the really weird things about human beings is that we're far more seeking-oriented than satiation-oriented, right? Is that we do want the adventure. We want the craving. We want the desire. The progress, right?
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
528. The Longevity of Happiness | Dr. Arthur Brooks
Yeah, and the progress. More than we want the attainment. Absolutely. You know, like I had a client once, I had a funny conversation with him. He had this dream of retiring when he was like 50, you know. And he had a pretty cut and dried, ordinary, algorithmic job, you know. And so it was okay, but it wasn't a thrill. It wasn't the meaning of his life. You know, and I said, well,
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
528. The Longevity of Happiness | Dr. Arthur Brooks
what's your vision for retirement? And he said, well, I imagine being on a beach in the Caribbean with like a Mai Tai in my hand. And I thought, well, that's a travel poster, not a plan. And so I talked to him about it. I said, well, look, you're like a middle-aged white guy.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
528. The Longevity of Happiness | Dr. Arthur Brooks
You're going to sit on the damn beach for one day and you're going to be so sunburned, you're going to have to hide for two weeks. And then what are you going to do? You're going to drink like five Mai Tais a day or 20 for how long? Right. You're going to be an alcoholic in no time flat. You've got no orientation or goal. There was nothing to it at all, right?
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
528. The Longevity of Happiness | Dr. Arthur Brooks
Well, right, right, right.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
528. The Longevity of Happiness | Dr. Arthur Brooks
I've been trying to think about prayer technically. That's a complicated topic.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
528. The Longevity of Happiness | Dr. Arthur Brooks
Well, that's also part and parcel of the call to religious humility.
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
528. The Longevity of Happiness | Dr. Arthur Brooks
I want to get what I want. It's like, what makes you so sure you're right about what you want? So I think that notion of, this is something I've been discussing with my wife a lot because she really learned this in the last few years, is that, so we talked about setting an amorphous uphill goal. Okay, so that's sort of predicated in part
The Jordan B. Peterson Podcast
528. The Longevity of Happiness | Dr. Arthur Brooks
You can think about that as a religious relationship with the unknown. It's sort of predicated on part on your a priori presumption that you don't know finally what's good for you. Now, but what you could want is to learn that and discover it, right? But that's like an ongoing relationship.
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And what that does is it provides a solution to the problem of you getting what you want and finding out that it wasn't the right thing. Because you still want to journey forward. You want to sally forth, so to speak. But you have to do that in ignorance and humility.
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And you have to do that understanding that as you make progress, you're going to shift the goal that you're seeking and that that should happen. Because otherwise you run into exactly the paradox that you described.
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That's why heaven isn't important. Yeah, well, you know, I've thought about that a lot, this notion of life... life abundant in eternity. We tend to read that concretized and think about that as something like life after death, but that's not what it is. As far as I can tell, it's something like the state that exists when you posit an amorphous, indefinite,
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That's another way of thinking about it. And the terminology that Arthur uses for that is enjoyment. And enjoyment is the elevation of pleasure, let's say, to something that's iterable, reciprocal, social, future-oriented, permanent, and stable. So you could think about it as the gift that keeps on giving.
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goal as your ultimate goal, because that imbues everything local with a kind of global significance, right? I'm pursuing the best and that's how it's manifesting itself in the moment. And that's life eternal because there's an element of it that's timeless. So, you know, in the Sermon on the Mount, it's a guide to what you just described. Christ says, it's very specific.
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He says, first of all, focus your attention on the highest imaginable. Okay, whatever that is, like you don't know exactly, right? But it's because it's indefinite and it's ineffable and it's beyond you. But that's what you want to, that's what you're orienting towards. So you establish your, then pay attention to the moment. Exactly.
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My wife just did a talk in Salt Lake City, and what she had focused this talk on was gratitude. And she learned this. She started to practice being grateful when she was dying. It's a very strange time to start practicing being grateful. But one of the things that you can think through when you're in dire straits, this is what happens in the story of Job, by the way, is that...
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Well, imagine everything falls apart for you. Okay, now you could ask yourself, how could I make this worse? And the answer to that is, well, I could be resentful and deceitful and arrogant and unhappy and bitter.
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Yeah, so you're, well, the presumption would be exactly that, is that the default attitude, the default untrained attitude is likely to be overwhelmed by negative emotion and resentful.
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Right, but that isn't fate. You can train yourself out of that, and part of the way you do that, and I saw her do this when she was dying, which was really quite something to see. She decided, as an act of will, to focus on what... she was grateful for, and to become an expert at that, right?
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And that is something that's akin to, what would you say, a combination of wisdom and pleasure. So we talked about many elements of happiness other than that, but that gives you a flavor of the discussion and hopefully a reason to continue listening. So welcome aboard.
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And that is the sort of expertise that modern people tend to think about when they think about expertise, right? Because they think of something like propositional knowledge rather than attitude. But it's definitely the case that you can, you can what? Cultivate, well, what traditional people, traditional European Christians, for example, knew that you could cultivate virtue.
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And that's a very specific phrase, is that cultivation is practice.
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Now, this discernment idea... By the way, one thing, by the way.
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So... Discernment, that's an archaic phraseology, discernment. And that wasn't something that I saw psychologists study when I was in the thick of the research enterprise. And so why discernment specific, like why discernment? Why that terminology? Why happiness? Why did those things, and how was that related? How was your pursuit of those things?
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as an intellectual enterprise associated with that pilgrimage that you took?
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Right. That was Nietzsche's presumption as well.
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Okay, it seems to me that in the story of, in the Genesis account, God basically tells Adam and Eve that they have unlimited freedom in the garden except for one thing.
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And I think it's associated with this idea of discernment because they're not supposed to eat of the fruit of the tree of knowledge of good and evil, which I believe means they're not to make the presumption that they can establish the fundamental axioms of the moral order.
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They have to discern it. They have to find their way. But that way is implicit in being and reflective of its substructure, something like that.
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All right, Mr. Brooks, I think what we should start with likely is just a brief or lengthy, for that matter, walkthrough of, let's start with your publishing record. Give everybody a sense of what it is that you're doing and how that came about.
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Okay, fine. I understand. Yeah, yeah. So, well, how did you then come to the conclusion that... there was an implicit or an implicate order and that the goal was discernment rather than, because the typical intellectual, the typical Luciferian intellectual is going to make the presumption that there is no moral order, but that it can be imposed particularly by a powerful intellect. Right.
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And that, well, that is the Luciferian temptation, and it tends to go very badly wrong. But I'm very curious about why it was that you took the alternative pathway. Like, what clued you into the fact that, well, misery can do it if you're wise, but what clued you into the fact that there was an implicate order and that the goal was discernment?
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Yeah, well, that indicates the status hierarchy in a very concrete manner.
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Well, I actually think that we've probably got this relatively well-modeled On the neuroscientific front, it's not completely compiled yet, but like proximal goals are nested in distal goals and distal goals are nested in still further distal goals. And some of those are explicit, but then they fade off into implicit and they're nested in higher order implicit goals all the way up to the un...
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The ineffable. Like one of the ways that I've been trying to conceptualize conscience. Conscience is a very weird phenomenon. I think about it as the voice of... Conscience, not consciousness.
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Yeah. It's like the voice of negative emotion. So conscience is an orienting function that tells you when you've deviated from the path.
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Okay. What path? Right. Well, okay. So imagine now you're pursuing a proximal goal. But in that pursuit, you betray a more distal goal. the voice of the more distal goal will appear to you as conscience. And the distal goal has a more distal goal because these things are nested all the way up. Because we have some relationship with what the future and other people and the infinite.
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And so there is a voice of the infinite distal.
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Right, which is also operating constantly. I mean, the operation of the God in Genesis at the beginning of time It's not the beginning, exactly the beginning of time. It is that, but it's not just that. It's all beginnings, right? Including the beginnings that start now. It's the same process that's operating. And it is the voice of that process that makes itself manifest as conscience.
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I think that's literally and neurologically true as well as theologically true.
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Well, you could imagine to imagine this, is that as our cortex evolved, we moved from immediate local gratification to... long-term future orientation.
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Okay, so the cortex allows for that, and that's what maturation does.
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But it's not just the future. So now everything that makes itself manifest in the present on the hedonistic front. Right. So the satiation of immediate motivations has to be construed in relationship to its future consequences. Right. Okay, so that puts... And then the future is, well... What time span?
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Right, right. That's apprehensive.
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Well, there's a parallel, I think, as well. I don't think there's any difference between inclusion of the future in the purview of your perceptions and inclusion of other people. And it's partly because, so one of the things that I studied psychopaths for a long time, and you think of psychopaths as selfish, right?
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Self-centered, but it's weird because psychopaths betray themselves all the time because they don't learn from experience. So they get what they want now, but they fail. And so then I thought, oh, well, psychopaths don't care about other people. They also don't care about their future selves. And I thought, well, that's the same thing.
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Well, they certainly don't have remorse.
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Yes, and then, well, and if that pain doesn't make itself... Like, I think that pain is the felt sense of the eradication of a neurological system.
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So, like, imagine that you... that a system emerges in this Darwinian sense to dominate. So now you're under its sway. Okay, now it has a goal in mind, and when it makes itself manifest, it fails. Okay, the consequence of that failure should be the destruction of that system. I think that felt pain is the psychological consequence of the death of a system that failed to meet its goals.
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Now it's going to struggle and fight to maintain itself even in the face of failure, right? Which is why it's hard to get rid of a bad habit, for example. It's a living thing. It's not going to give up without a struggle. But the corollary of that would be approximately equivalent to what you just said.
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There's no learning because there's no remorse, because there's no difference between remorse and learning. The first stage of learning is, oh, I was wrong. That has to go. That's a sacrificial offering too, right? That part of me has to go. And it's going, no, no, you know, I want to live and fair enough.
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And sometimes like if you're really poorly oriented in your life and you fail cataclysmically, an awful lot of you has to go. You know...
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Yeah, well, the problem with that attitude is, well, in relationship to who and over what time span, right? And that's a huge problem. If you have a dominant lobster, I did a lot of investigation into crustacean neurology because it's well mapped out. If a dominant lobster who ages is defeated in a battle, his brain dissolves and reconstitutes as a subordinate brain. Right.
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Exactly the same thing happens to us.
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Why would you settle for momentary pleasure when you could be walking in the eternal garden? Hello, everybody. I had the opportunity today to sit down and speak with Arthur Brooks. Now, I met Mr. Brooks several years ago when he was CEO of the American Enterprise Institute. And after that, he ended up serving as a professor of practice at the Kennedy School and at the business school at Harvard.
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Well, the lobster brain is so simple that it can't be subordinate sometimes and dominant sometimes. So it's either victor or not. And when it loses, the victor brain is no good. So it has to go.
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When everything falls apart for Job, his wife says, and we presume she loves him and that she knows he's a good man. She says, there's nothing left for you but to curse God and die. And she means it. And his attitude is,
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no matter what's happening to me right now, no matter the depth of my suffering, I refuse to lose faith in my central goodness, and I refuse to lose faith in the essential goodness of being and becoming itself. And that is a decision, right? It's a decision. Right, because it's weird, because the evidence, and this is what his wife tells him, it's like, the evidence is that you're done.
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You've tried really hard, you were a good person, everyone knows it, even God, and yet, everything's been stripped away from you, and you're in the most miserable, imaginable position. You should curse God and die. That's what you would do if you were acting in accordance with the facts.
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The whole story is not evident to you.
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He says, look, I can take solace in my ignorance.
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Yeah, which is very useful to take solace because your ignorance is infinite. There's a lot of place for solace in that.
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Yeah. Okay, so let's go back at happiness. So, because... what you could say that the folk understanding of happiness is something like the gratification of a toddler's whim. A toddler's having a tantrum in a store and his mother, defeated, gives him the chocolate bar. And so now the child stops squawking and bitching and being subsumed by negative emotions and maybe smiles.
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And so you think, well, that's happiness. Okay, but that's not the kind of happiness that you're describing. That's gratification.
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that okay just gratification and that's a feeling okay so why look if you're hedonistically oriented why not why not be skeptical about your proposition that it's something other than immediate hedonistic gratification that constitutes happiness and certainly epicurus would have been you know and so the whole epicurean tradition of trying to maintain positive feelings as much as possible Yes.
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Well, you also won't be able to withstand suffering when it comes.
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Yeah, right. You don't need to look for it.
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Okay, so then why conceptualize it exactly as happiness?
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So the problem with immediate gratification, at least in part, is that it lacks the dimension of sustainability.
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What mediating role does social engagement Is that something like a precondition for iteration?
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Okay, so let's think about the difference between pornography and sex with a partner. Because that's a good comparison. Okay, so now the thing about sex with a partner is that, especially if you want it to be repeated, you need to take the other person into account. So there's a... You could call that a civilizing factor, right? It's much more complicated activity.
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Right, so okay, so you've got, all right, so you're under the thrall of the sexual impulse, right, which has a drive-like characteristic and which has a certain set of biological activations, and pornography would only be that.
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Right. So it reduces it to the lowest possible cognitive normality.
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Right. Okay. The question is why that, why is that not optimal? Right. Right. Because that's what we're trying to get at. Okay. So now you introduce a partner while there's novelty in the partner. So that's dopaminergic kit because you don't know exactly what the partner is going to do. Right. And then it,
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It complexifies it in the positive way because it brings elements of love and relationship and mutual caring.
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Right, which is why it's placed in the context of marriage. I mean, that's the rule on the... on the moral religious front. There's no sex without marriage, which means something like no sex without commitment and mutuality and long-term relationships. So it's contextualizing it. That makes it more sophisticated.
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Now you also associate that, but the thing that's interesting about the argument you're making is that you also associate that with a, what, a deepening and intensification of, you call it enjoyment, right?
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Well, that's why we have to get to the definition.
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Well, so if you're talking to a young person, you would say a wise man would substitute enjoyment for pleasure. Right. And his logical response to that would be why. Right.
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So is it, do you think it's fundamentally, would you reduce it to the degree that you can reduce it to something like, Predictable iterability? Like, is that the payoff? Probably.
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Reciprocal iterability.
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Okay, so that would be the difference. Yeah, that's exactly right. Here's an example. Tell me what you think of this. This example, people who are watching will be familiar with this story, but it's such a useful story. It doesn't matter. When... animal behavior started to study play. Right. They watched rats wrestle. Right. Okay.
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Now, the assumption was that they noticed that if you take a juvenile rat, male, they like to wrestle. If the one juvenile was 10% bigger than the other, he could reliably win in a single bout.
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Every time. He'd pin, and that was the marker.
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Okay, so then the conclusion from that was that play was a form of dominance behavior, and what the victorious rat did was dominate, and that that was pleasurable because it was a victory. But then, but then, Panksepp did this. He thought, yeah, but rats live in a social environment, so they don't play once. They play repeatedly, which is like, he should have got a Nobel Prize for this.
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It's such a brilliant insight. It's like, well, do the rules for iterable play, are they the same as the rules for one bout play? And the answer was no, because what Panksepp showed was that if you paired rats together repeatedly, The big rats that didn't let the little rats win 30% of the time didn't get invited to play. Right. Right.
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So then you could imagine that maybe this is a technical way of thinking about enjoyment instead of pleasure, is that pleasure is a one-off and you could even exploit for pleasure. But if you want, instead, let's say you want to make an arrangement that's iterable, and if better, maybe, one that iterates and improves.
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Right, because obviously that's better. If it's good once, then it should be good multiple times. And if it's good and could be made better, that would even be better.
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Right, so that would be something like the sanctification of sexuality within a relationship.
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You know the people who have the most sex are religious married people.
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It's like so much for the sexual revolution. It's like, you want sex? Be religious and married. And be loyal to your wife.
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Your PhD is, what is the, what was the focus of your PhD?
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Yeah, well, so... in the biblical story of Cain and Abel. So Cain is a dark tetrad type. He becomes a murderer and then his descendants become genocidal. But the end of that story is extremely interesting because God sentences Cain to wander So he has to move from place to place, which is what psychopaths do, by the way, because they can't exploit the same people over and over. They have to move.
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But he also wanders in the land of Nod. And the land of Nod is being traditionally associated with sleep and unconsciousness. So the... The moral of the story is that if you're a psychopathic manipulator, you end up wandering unconsciously, right? And your life, Cain says, my life has become a, he says, I can't stand the punishment. I can't tolerate the consequences of my actions.
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Right, but what's the specific role of memory? I get the role of permanence, but you've brought up memory a couple of times. Is it that the experience enriches as it's multiplied? Like listening to a song that you love in many different contexts?
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Right, and so that's where you moved from into behavioral psychology.
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Because by November, there's nothing to be thankful for.
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Like lots of economists. Right, that's happening more frequently, right?
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Okay, so memory there is something like a marker for a marker, not just a marker for permanence, but an actual indicator of permanence.
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Okay, so basically, tell me if I'm correct about that. You seem to be making the case that, I mean, this is a restatement of something we already discussed, but I want to get right to the heart of the matter, is that, well, why would you settle for pleasure Why would you settle for momentary pleasure when you could be like walking in the eternal garden, so to speak?
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You're going to substitute permanence and maybe improving permanence for the momentary pleasure. Why would we do that? Well, okay. So I've been thinking about this in terms of maturation because I think a lot of the things that we see as hedonistic and power-mad pathologies are just sustained immaturity. Right. Because toddlers are...
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immature and they're whim driven and they're not social they can't truly play not not until they're about three right right that's when they start to unify a three-year-old begins to be able to adopt a shared mutual goal and that's the basis of mutual understanding and friendship and true friendship emerges when That process of establishing a mutual goal iterates across playbouts, okay?
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And so you can see an extension of temporal awareness there and a broadening of social relationship. And the reason the two-year-old, it's weird, because the two-year-old now has to take turns And that's a sacrifice because he doesn't get to be first all the time. And that'll produce a tantrum when that's first being learned, especially with an aggressive kid.
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But the payoff is, well, you don't get to be first, but you get to have way more games.
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Right, yes, yes. It's exactly the same thing. The rat gets to have a friend. And so he only wins 70% of the time, but he plays 100 games instead of one.
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Right, right, exactly. Okay, so like... I worked with these guys in Montreal. We delved very deeply into the origins of antisocial and psychopathic behavior. Okay, so the first thing that we learned was that the most aggressive human beings are two-year-olds.
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Right, so if you group human beings together in age-matched groups, there is more kicking, hitting, biting, and stealing among two-year-olds than any other group. Okay, now if you look at the two-year-olds, what you see is that most of the two-year-olds who do that are male, and it's a minority of males.
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Yeah, 5%. Most of that minority is socialized by the age of four. Right. Okay, the ones that aren't socialized are the repeat psychopathic offenders. And so what it seems to me is just just the absence of cortical maturation. Now, you know, classic penological theory, like I learned this kind of painfully because I was a little romantic in my attitude, I suppose, before this.
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there's a crime age relationship, right? So criminality spikes like mad at 15, and then it's at 15 to 19 is the real crucial period for being a delinquent psychopath. So what happens is these aggressive kids, they maintain a high level of aggression. Normal boys match that level of aggression from 15 to 19, and then it goes down, whereas that chronic antisocial types just stay high.
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If you imprison them till they're in their late 20s, they mature.
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Well, there'd also be, there'd also likely be, like, you know, males are more expendable, and the more adventurous males, adventurousness is a high-risk, high-return investment. And men... Well, so there's these great studies. You must know about these studies of the drug gangs in Chicago.
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The guy who did the studies promised the gang leader, it was a big drug gang, that he would write a book about it.
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Yeah, yeah, you know about this.
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Yeah, yeah, and so... So they found out that the default drug dealer made less than minimum wage. And almost all of them were employed. Right, but the reason they were willing to take the risk was because the status kick made them much more reproductively successful. And Deaths among the higher-ups opened up avenues of progress. Right.
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So even though low-level drug dealing didn't even pay minimum wage, the opportunity for status was high. And the relationship between status and reproductive success was unbelievable. Because it's like the relationship between socioeconomic position and male reproductive success is like 0.6. It's insanely high.
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Right. And so it's not surprising that young men who are looking to maximize their reproductive success when they have nothing concrete to offer are going to take a high risk, high adventure route because that differentiates them. And even if it's that at the cost of their own skin.
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Or Canada, for that matter. To take a recent example. Congratulations, by the way.
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Yeah, that's pretty good. Money, power, pleasure, and honor. We've distinguished, we've talked about why happiness. We talked about discernment. We talked about the distinction between pleasure and enjoyment. Okay, so let's bring this down to practicalities.
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Now, you teach leadership courses at Harvard, and I presume that you take a relatively practical approach to your students in relationship to what will constitute happiness. So walk us through that. Like, we talked about the necessity of establishing a goal. And we talked about the conceptualization of happiness. And so how do you make that, how do you ground that in your classes?
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And what have you observed as the effect?
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So you mean by discernment, I think probably something very similar to what I've focused on as attention. One of the things that I used to tell my clients, for example, let's say they were having mood dysregulation problems. One of the things I would teach them to do is to notice
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this is way different than thinking about, notice when they were particularly miserable during the week and when they weren't. And to approach that with a completely blank mind, it's like, you'll see that there's variation in your mood. If you can catch yourself when you're less miserable than usual, then you can think, okay, What exactly, what did I do right?
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Or what's the context that's informing that? Well, that's discernment. It's right, right?
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I think it's the same thing. I think it's the same thing because there's something gleaming there that's calling to you, that's setting your life in order. And this is what happens with Moses in the burning bush, by the way. That's something that beckons to him. And he discerns, that's why he goes more deeply into it.
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And he goes deep enough into it so that the voice of God itself makes itself manifest to him. And I would say like those moments in your life where things come together, if you're discerning enough and attentive, there's an unlimited depth to that exploration.
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Otherwise, we could just tell ourselves what to do. It'd be simple. I'd just say to myself, be happy, and I'd obey.
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I think that's by definition an adventure, actually.
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That's a Jungian thing. Okay.
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Okay, so... And did you familiarize yourself with Jung as well?
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Yeah, yeah. Well, I was wondering if there's a separate pathway to that. Because that's not standard academic knowledge.
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So when you're doing this at the business school, or at the Kennedy School for that matter, now you're focusing on the personal and the relational.
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But you're doing that in the context of business and government.
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Okay, well, how do you square that circle?
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Your life is— Or that your home life isn't life. One of the two.
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Okay, so let's start with that issue of discernment. So I've been trying to think about prayer technically, let's say. And so that's a complicated topic. But you could imagine this. Imagine that your decision is to aim up. which is the opposite of iniquity, by the way, I found out the word iniquity means fundamentally to aim down, to do bad things while you're aiming at them.
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Right, and what's leisure? I mean, there's a complicated problem.
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That's good, as opposed to... Right, and leisure is not the... People often think of leisure as the absence of work. Yeah. Right, it's like, well, that's actually boredom.
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Well, I guess part of the argument you're making is that that's actually a second rate substitute for the real thing. Absolutely. Right. Hedonistic happiness is, I thought about this in terms of like addiction. It's a false adventure. Absolutely. Absolutely. Yeah.
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Well, you want your life to be enough of an adventure so that if you wake up in pain, you get out of bed.
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Because you think, no, this is worth doing. This is my life. Right, right.
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And so how do the students... Okay, so I would suspect that the typical or many of the typical students, particularly in business, it's a bit of a stereotype, but I'm going to run with it anyways for the time being, is they're going to be much more materially focused. And maybe I'm wrong about that. Rather than admiring entrepreneurship... Like, look, I worked with a bunch of...
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A bunch of startups and a bunch of these incubators in Canada, which are all fake, by the way. It was just, oh, it was so corrupt. It was just beyond comprehension.
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But in any case, you know, they would dangle these visions in front of these young people who were trying to start a business of, you know, making a unicorn and selling out for $100 million and then sitting on the beach and having Mai Tais. It's like, it was just complete. It's so dumb. Well, it was so complete. It was a complete lie. Right. It was corrupting beyond belief.
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And it's counterproductive because... while your enterprise should be the thing. It's like, you don't want to sell your company, unless you can think of a better company, because you get to have your company. You get to expand it, and you get to bring benefit to the world, and you get to learn.
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And then it's like, okay, now, when you get your students at the Kennedy School or at the School of Business, what is their ethical orientation towards the political or the business environment? before they take your course.
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528. The Longevity of Happiness | Dr. Arthur Brooks
Okay, so instead you decide you're going to aim up. Now you can leave that kind of amorphous because you could do that in a spirit of ignorance. You could say, well, I would like things to be as good as they could be, let's say, Although I'm not sure what that means and I'm not sure how to do it, but you open the door that way to the beginnings of something approximating fantasy.
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528. The Longevity of Happiness | Dr. Arthur Brooks
So are they defaulting to those four things? Of course, because we all do.
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That's what makes them idols.
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Right, they beckon falsely in the present.
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I'm not interested in exerting control over others' voluntary actions.
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Well, that's certainly an indication of the undesirability of power. That's my lived experience. Yes, I hate that.
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I was just writing about exactly that this morning. It's like, yeah, well, this is part of our misunderstanding of totalitarian systems. Yeah. Everyone is striving to be free except the bully on the top. No, it's bullies all the way down.
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I mean, part of what your imagination does is seek a pathway forward, right? And so you can set something like an unspecified uphill goal, and that would be like a meditative or prayer practice. And then you can say, well, my desire, my aim is to flesh out that conceptualization and to specify a way forward, right?
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Pleasure, probably. Pleasure? No, money, probably. Money. Why? Why? taste is an excellent substitute for money. You're talking about the population mean of money. Population mean of money. If you're wise and discerning, you're rich with that amount of money.
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528. The Longevity of Happiness | Dr. Arthur Brooks
it's really not that interesting well the big advantage to me of having money is that there are it opens up avenues of possibility it makes some things easier right medical care it does it but it opens up sources of unhappiness yes yes and it opens up avenues of adventure right that would otherwise be impossible but they're not the things you care about the most
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Well, there's other ways of doing them.
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There's other ways of doing them. Are they equally valuable? Sufficiently so that that was my second choice anyways.
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Well, money is useful to me because it enables opportunity. It's not particularly useful to me because I can buy stuff with it. I mean, I buy some things, but... Look, in a culture like ours, you can buy virtually everything you need for nothing if you pay attention.
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Virtually everything is free. Food, maybe not.
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Right, right, right.
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Pleasure probably next.
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Yeah, and your wife, yeah, right.
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Okay, great. Well, you know, if you're someone's boss, it's not obvious who the slave is. Right. Right, because if I have to tell you what to do, then I have to tell you what to do. It's hard enough to get myself to do things, much less bother with you. I know. Maybe there's some temporary thrill in ordering people around, although it's not a thrill I've ever appreciated. No.
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Now, then you've set your perceptions and your imagination to work on a particular project. The goal is to walk uphill, whatever that means, to clarify the nature of what uphill is and to discern a strategy, okay? And then you said you walk this route, right? And that gives you time for contemplation. Okay, so walk me through that a little bit. You said you were praying the rosary and you were...
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I'd rather that you did your own thing.
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How do you get them to start envisioning their future pathway in a more multidimensional manner?
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And what do they have to do practically to engage in that?
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Okay, why did you come in? Okay, explain the rationale behind those questions.
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Right, so what's more important to you than the mere continuation of your life?
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That's a hard one.
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528. The Longevity of Happiness | Dr. Arthur Brooks
So that's kind of like, what would you die for? And also, what would you live for?
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528. The Longevity of Happiness | Dr. Arthur Brooks
Yeah, okay, so one of the ways that I had my clients answer that question is, we did this in this exercise that I made commercial, this future authoring exercise. It's something, and you can do this when you're arguing with your wife, for example. Well, so one of the things I always ask my wife, and she asks me too when we're arguing, is like, what are your conditions for satisfaction?
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Like you disagree with what's going on here. Even hypothetically, if I did what would satisfy you, what would that look like? Well, you can ask yourself the same thing in your own life, which is like, okay, life is difficult and it's rife with existential doubt. Could you imagine a situation where... you were thrilled with your circumstances. So what are your conditions for satisfaction?
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That is an exercise of discernment. You have to treat yourself like you're someone you don't know. It's like learning to please someone else in a relationship. It's like, well... It takes a long time to know what makes your wife happy, partly because it takes her a long time to know it too. It's hard because people have a nature and what satisfies that nature has to be discerned.
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You have to notice it. You know, it's so interesting to understand that. It's like you have to discern... what it is that actually motivates you, for example, rather than what you think should motivate you.
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concentrating on something like upward aim. Right. And then you took time to do that, right? So it's like you give your dreams an opportunity to make themselves manifest in a situation like that. And that's part of that clarification process.
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So that's all that part of discernment as well. Because one of the questions would be an analogous question is something like, well, if you were in pain, what would get you up in the morning? This is why it's so useful for people to have children. It's like, because a mother, my wife said something very interesting when she had her first child, when she had Michaela.
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We went up north to where my parents were in this old, this cottage. It was all old people up in northern Saskatchewan. There's like 20 of them in the room. And they're watching this little like, 12-month-old, toddled around, like she was on fire, right? It's like they're just completely entranced. And my wife said it was a great relief for her not to be the center of attention.
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It was a great relief to her that someone else had become far more important in her life than she was, self-evidently. And the statistical studies show that there's no distinction between being aware of yourself and being miserable, right? Self-consciousness loads on neuroticism.
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So what happened to you when you did that? And why did you do it?
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Oh, yes. They can't get outside themselves.
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So the problem with the dark tetrad types is they can't actually be in awe of themselves.
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528. The Longevity of Happiness | Dr. Arthur Brooks
That's a good place to stop. And we're pretty much exactly at the time we should stop. I think what we should do, what we will do on the Daily Wire side, for those of you who might join us there, is I think we should talk more specifically about Harvard and about the relationship.
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I'd like to know more about your life, about how you're conducting your business and what you're doing and what your plans are and how that fits in with your academic strivings and your role as a teacher at Harvard. What you think of the... well, of the institution. I was there in the 90s. I loved it. It was firing in all cylinders as far as I was concerned when I was there.
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It isn't obvious to me that that's the case anymore. And I'd like to talk about that. And so if you all would like to join us on the Daily Wire side for an additional half an hour, please, you're more than welcome to do that. We would appreciate the support as well. So thank you very much for coming here today and talking to me. It was a pleasure. Thank you, Jordan. Yeah, much appreciated.
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Likewise. Yeah, yeah, great, great. And thank you to all of you for your time and attention. The film crew here too in Scottsdale and to The Daily Wire for making all of this accessible, possible, professional, and well-produced because those are the attributes that they bring to bear on this enterprise.
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What do you recommend about it?
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Ah, well, there you go. Well, that's been my experience working with The Daily Wire as well, so genuinely. And I'm not saying that lightly because I'm very picky. So, all right. Thank you, everyone. And thank you very much, sir. Good talking to you today.
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What you want is a sequence of expanding goals with no upper limit. And that's exactly what you see in Jacob's Ladder.
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And the left hemisphere is actually specialized for algorithm production.
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And that's where he is currently. He has a very active public life as well. And it focuses on psychology, philosophy, neuroscience of happiness. And so we talked about that. That was the focus of our conversation. And part of that was a matter of definitional clarification, which is crucially important because
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Bored animals will shock themselves.
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Well, probably perhaps part of that discomfort. So Carl Friston, we did some work in this regard too. Carl Friston has associated... negative emotion, anxiety more specifically, with high entropy states. And you can think about a high entropy state as a state of navigation where a very large number of pathways are potentially open to you.
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So if you open Pandora's box, if you move away from a determinate goal and you open Pandora's box, which is what direction should I go, then that is anxiety-provoking because there's a multitude of possibilities that beckon. Now, there's opportunity in that, but it can easily overwhelm you, especially if you're tilted more strongly towards negative emotion, let's say.
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528. The Longevity of Happiness | Dr. Arthur Brooks
So the problem with opening up a space of contemplation is that open spaces are unprotected and high entropy. And so there's negative emotion. Well, that's why we know, too, that the default emotion associated with right hemisphere activation is negative emotion.
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528. The Longevity of Happiness | Dr. Arthur Brooks
Yeah, yeah, for sure. Why is that two questions rather than one?
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528. The Longevity of Happiness | Dr. Arthur Brooks
So there's an idea in the Old Testament that the firstborn is to be sanctified to God. And I think the reason for that is that the aim sets the frame. Right, right. So if you start a new endeavor, which you do sequentially during the day, right, because your day is composed of a whole variety of journeys, essentially events towards a destination. Right.
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You set the aim and that sets the frame of perception. And it sets, it actually calibrates your emotions, right? Because positive emotion, this is another thing that Friston established, I think, better than anyone else. This is very cool. So... Negative emotion indicates a high entropy state. Too many convening rum lines, let's say.
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to understand happiness and to pursue it properly means that it has to be defined correctly. You have to know what it is and what it isn't. And it isn't, for example, in Arthur Brooks' conceptualization, reducible to instantaneous hedonistic gratification in the moment, right? And so one of the things we talked about was the distinction between pleasure and enjoyment. And
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Positive emotion makes itself manifest when the entropy in relationship to a goal is decreased. So once you establish the goal, there's a certain calculated cost to getting there. And that cost is going to be indicated in part by anxiety because it indicates the risk for the endeavor.
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Okay, when you take a step forward to the location, you reduce the entropy because the probability that you'll succeed is now increased. And that decrease in entropy is marked by dopaminergic activation of positive emotion. So it's so cool because it means, this is so cool. It's one of the things I've been lecturing to people about as I travel. It's like... your aim sets your emotional frame.
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How to Create the Life You Want: Lessons From the #1 Happiness Researcher
Hey, it's your friend Mel, and welcome to the Mel Robbins Podcast. Today, you and I are going to step into the happiness lab with the remarkable Dr. Judith Joseph, and we're going to walk away with five small habits that will change your life. And this isn't just a promise, this is research from Dr. Judith's happiness lab.
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And then you have this research institute that is also researching and doing clinical trials for all kinds of pharmaceutical interventions that are trying to get approved by the FDA to help people with mental health challenges. And what I'm curious about is why did you want to then kind of flip it from depression and anxiety and truly do research around happiness. Like what led to this?
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And are these five pathways that you're about to teach us, these five Vs that have come out of your research in this Happiness Lab project, are these related to the same things that keep you unhappy or make you be in a position in your life where you feel lost or overwhelmed?
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How to Create the Life You Want: Lessons From the #1 Happiness Researcher
Like what's the connection between what you see when somebody's really struggling versus what you see when somebody's happy?
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How to Create the Life You Want: Lessons From the #1 Happiness Researcher
Let me just see that I understand what you just said. So as a psychiatrist and a researcher, you see these same five things when somebody's struggling. It's just that they're not actually focused on them. And that means that if you flip it, these same five things become your pathway to becoming happier regardless of where you are in your life and what you're dealing with. Absolutely.
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How to Create the Life You Want: Lessons From the #1 Happiness Researcher
That is so cool. Well, one of the Vs I heard you say was venting. Yes. No wonder I'm happy because I do a lot of venting.
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How to Create the Life You Want: Lessons From the #1 Happiness Researcher
Now, I actually want to unpack all this because you keep those saying, tailor it to the individual. What does that mean? Because I thought that kind of the blueprint is the same for all of us. It's not?
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How to Create the Life You Want: Lessons From the #1 Happiness Researcher
It tells me that you're interested in learning more about ways that you can improve your life and be happier. And you also love research. I love that because I love that too. And today I'm bringing you a conversation that's not just inspiring, it's transformational. Today in our Boston studios, you're going to get to meet and spend time with the incredible Dr. Judith Joseph.
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How to Create the Life You Want: Lessons From the #1 Happiness Researcher
So do the five Vs that you've come up with in your research in the Happiness Lab, Are those going to help you figure out what aspects of your life? You keep saying loaded. Is that like a clinical term? I think about that word in a bar. Yes. Okay. So loaded means you got to do more there?
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How to Create the Life You Want: Lessons From the #1 Happiness Researcher
And the five Vs that you're about to share with us help you customize what you need to work on now. Yes. That is so cool. Okay. This is personalized medicine, basically, straight from you. Dr. Judith, I just love you. I'm always smiling when you're here because you are so generous with your research. So I really appreciate you coming up from New York and spending time here.
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How to Create the Life You Want: Lessons From the #1 Happiness Researcher
Don't you appreciate Dr. Judith? Don't you love this research? I bet you do. And I bet there's someone in your life that needs a little Dr. Judith Mel Robbins in their life. They need to know the roadmap to being happier. So be generous with this and share it with them.
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How to Create the Life You Want: Lessons From the #1 Happiness Researcher
So, Dr. Judith, we are inside your happiness lab where you have uncovered the five things based on research that are going to help us thrive. So, let's unpack this. What is the first V in this formula that you have?
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How to Create the Life You Want: Lessons From the #1 Happiness Researcher
Now, Dr. Judith is a double board certified psychiatrist. She earned her medical degree and MBA and completed her residency at Columbia University, where she now serves as the chairwoman of the Women in Medicine Board. And she also went to do her fellowship at NYU, where she's been a professor for over a decade. Her cutting edge research has earned her national recognition, including a U.S.
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How to Create the Life You Want: Lessons From the #1 Happiness Researcher
So why does this impact happiness? Because you just said it was evidence-based because I agree with you.
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How to Create the Life You Want: Lessons From the #1 Happiness Researcher
Like I was really excited to talk with you about this topic because I think a lot of us hear the same advice and then we kind of roll our eyes and you just said it does sound kind of cheesy, but it's evidence-based, which makes me go, well, how on earth does validating how I feel make me happier?
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How to Create the Life You Want: Lessons From the #1 Happiness Researcher
So how do you start this? Because I think for a lot of us, if I think back to today, I'm doing okay. Like this particular day. Tomorrow, who knows what's going to happen when I wake up. But... When I think back to moments in my life where I've been profoundly unhappy, I was way too busy. I was drinking too much. I was gaslighting myself saying, I'll just get through it. I'll just get through it.
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How to Create the Life You Want: Lessons From the #1 Happiness Researcher
But if you're in the middle of that or you're profoundly depressed, you're so wired to just keep going or to avoid it. How do you even validate your feelings if you've basically been numbing them for a long time?
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Congress and House of Representatives Proclamation Award for her advocacy in mental health and her innovative research. She is also at the cutting edge of medical research.
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How to Create the Life You Want: Lessons From the #1 Happiness Researcher
Because it sounds... Well, I think I know what it means, but... I think it's bad.
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How to Create the Life You Want: Lessons From the #1 Happiness Researcher
Wow. I don't even know what I thought. I guess I thought it was more, I had the definition completely wrong because I actually thought the word masochism means like you're somebody who's full of themselves.
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How to Create the Life You Want: Lessons From the #1 Happiness Researcher
She's the founder and principal investigator at Manhattan Behavioral Medicine, where she and her team have conducted over 60 clinical research trials, including leading the trial for the first ever FDA approved drug for postpartum depression. Isn't that amazing? Well, that's just the beginning.
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How to Create the Life You Want: Lessons From the #1 Happiness Researcher
I had no idea that's what that word meant. I literally have been using it wrong my entire life. No, for real. Like I'm sort of in shock because I'm sitting here thinking people-pleasing, masochism, victimhood, masochism, masochism. Well, it sounds kind of disgusting.
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How to Create the Life You Want: Lessons From the #1 Happiness Researcher
And I kind of like that word because a lot of times when you are a people pleaser and you are somebody that cannot say no and you struggle with guilt and then you're exhausted and you're always last on the list, like there's this real kind of weakness there. that masochism is a strong word.
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And so when you start to call yourself, I'm being a masochist, which basically means you're destroying yourself if I'm kind of tracking with you here. You had the benefit of going to therapy. The majority of people do not. So do you as a psychiatrist running a clinical practice have a tricky question, like a sneaky one? No, I'm serious. Because the act of learning how to validate how you feel
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It's very difficult for a lot of people. I remember this funny thing that my mother said once. We were talking about therapy, and she just kind of quipped, well, why would I want to go to therapy? So I can find out I hate my life and I don't like your father? Like, I don't want to look at myself. And we had a good laugh, and she was kind of kidding.
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Is there a way, and I really mean this, for somebody that's never stopped to think about how they're actually feeling because they've been in survival mode or they've had an experience in life where they've just felt kind of invisible, where you could give the person listening a cue or a journal prompt so that they could truly do step one?
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Dr. Judith's mission aligns perfectly with the mission of the Mel Robbins Podcast, which is to make life-changing information accessible to everyone in your life, in my life. That's what we're doing here. And why I'm so excited is because through her latest podcast, brand new happy lab research.
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I think I understand why. Let me give this back to you. You can't be sober until you stop drinking. And if you want to be happy, you're not going to be able to access it if you are going through life denying the fact that you feel overwhelmed or sad or lonely. Like stopping to acknowledge where you're at opens the door for you to walk through it into a different room. Yes.
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So what is the second V?
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So let me just make sure I get venting. Because when you said the second V from the research that you've been doing on... what you need to be doing in order to become happier based on the research. When you said venting, I'm like, great. So my rage texts to my husband are gonna make me happier. But that's not what you mean. Okay.
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She's been working to uncover what she says are the five things based on research that are going to make you thrive. And today she is revealing them to you. So let's dive in. Please help me welcome the extraordinary Dr. Judith Joseph to the Mel Robbins podcast. Mel, I'm so happy to be here. Well, I can't wait to jump into the topic and to all of your brand new research.
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Okay, so give us the do's because if you validate how you feel, which opens the door to having you be able to feel something different, Then you have to vent. But what am I venting exactly? Am I venting bad things? Am I venting good things?
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So as part of the five Vs, and I'm sorry, I've like got my little brain spinning here. Are part of these five Vs helping you also release the things that are keeping you unhappy? Yeah. Yes. Got it. Okay. So now I'm getting this. So a lot of people that do happiness research, they start with do these things and then that creates more happiness.
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As a clinical researcher, you're saying there are actually things that are in your way from even accessing the advice that a lot of people are giving. That if you're, let's just take the first one, not even present to your feelings and you haven't validated them, you're not going to take the walk.
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If you're not venting, which now it sounds like venting is literally releasing the emotion that has you trapped, whether it's positive or negative, and saying, oh, I'm sad, or talking to somebody or doing art, you're going to stay stuck in that emotion because it's trapped in you.
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And so it's almost like these are hidden obstacles that are keeping you from accessing the happiness that's available to you. Absolutely.
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Dr. Joseph, I think I finally understand what you're trying to teach us, which is there are all these pieces of advice that do work that allow you to be happier. But what you're actually doing is going a layer deeper based on the research and revealing the things that keep you stuck from even accessing the happiness.
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And I want to start by asking you, could you just speak directly to the person that's here with us right now and listening and share with them what is it that they might experience differently in their life if they really take to heart everything that you're about to teach us today and may apply it in their life?
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If you take a walk or you reach out to other people, if you're still blocked emotionally, if you haven't released the emotion, then happiness is going to be fleeting. It's like a Band-Aid on a giant wound. And so are these five Vs the things that are almost like the hidden obstacles to you being able to access happiness?
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What's also really important about this is that if you have somebody in your life who's not happy, And I can think of just, gosh, it was probably, say, seven years ago, my husband was really struggling. It was after his business had failed and he absolutely had depression. He was doing all the things. He was meditating. He was exercising.
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He was engaging in meaningful work and volunteering as a hospice volunteer. He could not access happiness. And it's exactly what you're talking about. All of his feelings were bottled up inside. And in his case, it was the shame that he felt about having lost all this money in the business and feeling like he had failed to provide as a parent and as a husband and as a father.
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And it wasn't until he did what you're talking about. which is validate how he was feeling and then vent it by starting to actually talk about it and write about it in his journal and then talk about it with me and talk about it with somebody else. And when I think about our son Oakley, when Oakley was really struggling in school and felt incredibly lonely, he just shut down.
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And it didn't matter how many Lego sets he built or how much time we spent skiing, which he loved to do, he still would go back to that baseline of unhappiness. And so I think this is also important because when you have somebody that's struggling in your life, you tend to kind of throw the things they should be doing at them. And this is the deeper stuff that has them blocked.
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So what is the third V that somebody needs to do?
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As a psychiatrist in clinical practice, Is there a question? Is there like some little trick that we can use? Because I do think that word value, it feels awfully big. It does. And when you're not happy, you're not sure what you value. And especially if you're listening, not even for yourself, but you're thinking about somebody that you care about. who isn't happy right now? Is there a question?
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Dr. Judith is one of the most renowned doctors and researchers practicing today. She is the founder and principal investigator at Manhattan Behavioral Medicine, where she and her team have conducted over 60 clinical research trials. And the most recent trial she's running, it's all about happiness. She has been studying what separates those of you who are flourishing
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Is there an exercise? Do you look in the past and see when you were happy? How can you figure this out for yourself?
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I have a friend that I saw recently who just was glowing. And I said to her, what is going on? Like, you look amazing. And she said, well, you know what? I started taking ballet classes as an adult. And it was something I did as a kid. And I've been feeling this sense that something's missing because my kids are now busy as they're getting older and I'm not quite sure what fills me up.
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So I just started taking ballet because I used to love it. And I'm just... And she just looked alive. And I offer that up because I think it's a...
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I was not expecting you to say that. I think that when you're feeling really overwhelmed or lost or just unhappy, that the last thing that you're doing is thanking yourself. You're beating yourself up. Why is that an important thing to do?
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Easy way to think about what is something that you haven't done in a long time that you used to enjoy doing, hiking, taking class, artistic expression, that just that little thing you're saying based on the research can open up doors to greater happiness for you.
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I can see now why this is individual. These five Vs that you're talking about remove the blocks to happiness, but they also help you locate the little drivers inside you that you either got too busy or too depressed or too overwhelmed to be conscientious about inserting into your life. That's really cool. I love knowing that these simple things also are tied to all of this research
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that is coming from your renowned institute. And that's why I'm so appreciative that you're here, because sometimes when you hear things that seem like, okay, I think I might know that already, you tend to blow them off. But what I love about your work, Dr. Judith, is that it's the research that makes me feel motivated and compelled to really get serious about trying it.
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And I'm sure as you're listening to Dr. Judith, you're feeling more motivated to try it too. And one of the things that you can do based on the research to boost your happiness is to be connected with people that bring you joy. And so you can spread a little joy by sharing this life-changing information with somebody that you care about.
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I love learning from you, Dr. Judith, and I'm so grateful that you're here to share all of the extraordinary insights that you've had now that you've started the Happiness Lab. What is the fourth V?
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It's so true. And regardless of what you believe when it comes to spirituality, you just have one body. And it's your job to take care of it. It's actually your responsibility. And I love that word responsibility because if you break it apart... It's your ability to respond.
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And no matter what's going on, if you really take the fourth V to heart in the way that you're about to explain it to us, like you do have the ability to respond to the circumstances of your life and make better decisions and choices about how you take care of this one body that you have. Because a lot of us just, it's like an afterthought and then we wonder why we're not happy.
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What are the most important things when it comes to this fourth V and vital and taking care of this one body you have?
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Yeah. You're right, because you're talking about how you feel and you're talking out loud to yourself. You value taking care of yourself and now you're taking care of your body. As our doctor, even though you can't truly be like, you're not really our doctor, but if you could give us one directive in terms of this fourth fee, what is the single most important thing to do?
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in your opinion, if you could just remember one, to take better care of your vitals, to open the door to happiness?
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What's interesting about what you just said is that I think that we all know that we beat ourselves up. But when I look at somebody like you and I look at your resume and I look at the work that you're doing in the world, it wouldn't even occur to me that you have a critical inner voice.
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I think you see it for sure when you have somebody in your life that is unhappy, that when they wake up, they're not happy with the life that they're in. and with where they are in life? Is there a simple thing that you tell your patients to do that helps them have a vision that makes them happy with where they're going in life and with where they are?
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All right, so let's just say you're an individual.
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Yes.
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And you're unhappy and you're about to do the time capsule exercise. Can you walk us through it?
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How do you, like, how does, because I know you research the heck out of absolutely everything you recommend. So how does the physical act of creating a vision help you feel happier?
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And I guess where I want to start, because for the person that isn't familiar with your work, you have an extremely unique lab. You do very important work. And I would love for you to just share with the person that's with us what you do and why it's so unique and the kinds of things that your lab is researching right now.
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How to Create the Life You Want: Lessons From the #1 Happiness Researcher
Given that you have been researching all of these factors, that it seems like, especially since you do all this clinical research around mental health and prescription drugs, it seems to me that these are not only factors that help you access happiness and create a customized blueprint or formula for bringing more happiness,
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They also seem like the things that are missing when you're dealing with somebody that has, say, treatment-resistant depression or that's really struggling with a diagnosable issue, that these are also the factors that you see.
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that are present when you have someone that's struggling, that they don't have a vision, that they're not taking care of themselves in terms of the vital things from sleep and eating and connection that we all know we need to do, to the not talking about how they feel, to not even understanding how they feel,
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to not even having something that they value that could be as small as gardening or being part of a book club, that those things are missing from someone's life. Is that a fair guess on my part?
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Wow. I mean, that makes a lot of sense to me, especially when I think about the fact that one of the... biggest signs of depression or somebody struggling is that they ruminate and they stay in their head, which they're not truly able to validate how they feel and start venting it because they're in an echo chamber. That's really cool that this is what you're doing.
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Is there anything else that's come out of all this research that you want to make sure that we know?
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I think that's so important. I remember when I started going through menopause, I thought I was going crazy. The brain fog, forget about the sweating. I mean, that was awful too, but just what was happening to me psychologically. And I suffered for too many years because I didn't do what you're teaching us, which is validate that this was happening and then vent to somebody.
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And all of these steps kind of get you to stop thinking and drop in and realize that you have the ability to make a decision that you're not just going to let all of this stuff happen and be at the effect or the victim of it, that there are little levers that you can pull that it sounds like based on the research make a huge difference.
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And- To your point with the mission, this is a way to work on how you're feeling without the prescription drugs. Mm-hmm.
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How to Create the Life You Want: Lessons From the #1 Happiness Researcher
So, Dr. Judith, could you speak directly to the person that's here with us and... If there's one thing that they take away from this conversation, they actually do, right? What is the one thing that is the most important thing in your opinion for them to do?
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So if somebody's unhappy, one of these are missing or more?
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Pick one, you know? Will it work if I just pick one? Will I feel happier?
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How to Create the Life You Want: Lessons From the #1 Happiness Researcher
So it's not a singular thing. No. It's like an accumulation. I'm a big flower person. So it's like all these things coming together in a giant bouquet. Right. And I take the five Vs are all little points or flower buds or whatever that you could add in to build happiness in your life.
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How to Create the Life You Want: Lessons From the #1 Happiness Researcher
You know, like I want the quick fix, which is why I'm like, just I will try that not to diminish how life-changing they can be. But you have been researching this, and it can be really discouraging when you're not happy. Yes.
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How to Create the Life You Want: Lessons From the #1 Happiness Researcher
And so what are you seeing based on the research that if you truly embrace these five Vs, these things that are within your control, regardless of how you feel or where you live in the world, What are you seeing is possible in terms of the good news if you focus on these five things?
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How to Create the Life You Want: Lessons From the #1 Happiness Researcher
Well, Dr. Judith Joseph, thank you for the research that you do. Thank you for coming all the way here to the Boston studios to share the latest research that you're working on. There is no doubt in my mind that if the person listening actually takes this to heart and they're patient and they apply the five Vs to find their blueprint for happiness, that they are going to feel happier.
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Thank you so much for having me. This is so much fun. You're welcome. And thank you for choosing to listen to something that could help you be happier and help you improve your life. I just think that is amazing that you're investing the time in yourself.
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How to Create the Life You Want: Lessons From the #1 Happiness Researcher
And in case no one else tells you, I wanted to be sure to tell you that I love you and I believe in you and I believe in your power to create a better life. And part of that... is you doing the work to take better care of yourself and to become a little happier. And you deserve that. And now you have some research and some tools that I truly hope you will be using.
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And I can't wait to hear how they impact your life and the people that you care about. Alrighty, I'll be waiting for you in the very next episode. I'll see you there. Hold on, here goes the burp. Can't get rolling without a burp. Oh my God. Okay. I bet our trees are the exact opposite. Okay.
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Like I bet if I lined up your tree next to mine, because I'm one of these Charlie Brown kind of trees, people like the ugliest looking tree that I think is going to get left behind. I'm like, we'll take that one. And then it's got kind of the ornaments hanging off.
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I bet it. Well, there's nothing fake about you. So your tree can be fake. sip of water oh my oh god okay I hate that sound no we just want to make your make sure your voice are at their absolute best yes okay I finally got the breakthrough it takes me halfway through a podcast to understand what we're even talking about you know there are some days that we have and like every time it's like
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This was another mistake, creating a podcast studio in a loft with no padding in the ceiling. So one thing that I think would be very clarifying for somebody listening, and do I have to wait for that garbage truck outside?
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That's absolutely amazing.
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You guys make me look so good. Look at that. Okay, here we go. That hits the bloopers. Oh, and one more thing. And no, this is not a blooper. This is the legal language. You know what the lawyers write and what I need to read to you. This podcast is presented solely for educational and entertainment purposes. I'm just your friend. I am not a licensed therapist.
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And this podcast is not intended as a substitute for the advice of a physician, professional coach, psychotherapist, or other qualified professional. Got it? Good. I'll see you in the next episode.
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You have a very unique take, though, on everything that you do because you're not only in clinical practice and you're not only a professor, but you're running this world-renowned research lab.
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How to Create the Life You Want: Lessons From the #1 Happiness Researcher
So before we jump into some of the things that you've been researching about high-functioning depression and, more importantly, the new research coming out of the Happiness Lab, can you just share with the person that's listening what your lab does and some of the things that you're focused on that are very unique and how that informs the way you think about happiness?
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from those of you who feel stuck, overwhelmed, or exhausted. And lucky for you and me, I've enrolled us both into her research trial at the Happiness Lab. So we can get her strategies and actionable tools that based on research, elevate your mindset, and will give you the roadmap to making this your best year yet.
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What is the biopsychosocial model?
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Biopsychosocial model. Okay. And what does that mean in a normal person speak?
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I think I understand why you're so excited about this new research. What are you researching exactly in the Happiness Lab? Well, everyone has a different idea about happiness.
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How to Create the Life You Want: Lessons From the #1 Happiness Researcher
I immediately thought of my dog. I don't know if my family's going to be mad at me, but for some reason I thought about my dog. Well, I have two dogs, so I should probably say both dogs. And the fact that it's not that I'm happy when I see them, I am. But if I had to think of an image around what is happy, it's the fact that when you open the door, Your pet is so excited to see you.
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So are you ready to learn the five steps to being happy according to research and designing the life you want? I know I am. So let's do this. Hey, it's your friend Mel. I am so happy that you're here because I love the topic and I love who we're going to get to spend time with together. And you know who else I love spending time with together? You.
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Their whole body is shaking. They are nothing but love toward you. They seem to constantly be emoting something that feels positive. Am I in the right line here?
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Well, what I think is so cool is that when I think about what you do for a living, on one hand, you're teaching. On another hand, you're in clinical practice, sitting in front of people. And another unique thing about your practice is you have people of all ages in your practice. So your practice is little kids all the way up to grandparents.
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And so you're seeing the full range of the human experience. And then you're running an all-female practice. clinical research lab that is investigating and running clinical trials for pharmaceutical prescription drugs that will help people with mental health issues. And so you have this lens where you've seen interventions with prescription drugs. You see interventions with talk therapy.
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You are teaching this at New York University. And now you've decided to start this happiness lab to try to help people find their blueprint for happiness. So how did you set up the research for the happiness lab, given that you have these three very different parts of your professional life where you're seeing patients?
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for a while is what I'm hearing.
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It's always an honor to be able to spend this time and learn with you and laugh with you. And if you're brand new, I just want to welcome you to the Mel Robbins Podcast family. You have picked one heck of a winner of a conversation to listen to because what's more important than your happiness? Not a whole lot else. And the fact that you hit play You know what that tells me about you?
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So Dr. Judith, you've spent almost your entire career treating and helping patients who are struggling with depression and anxiety and who are just feeling off or on autopilot, or they have like complex trauma. And that's the work that you've been doing as a psychiatrist.
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And the pictures of the two boys that were named in memory of him. His younger brother's son, who is Ian Chadwick, and his best friend's son, who is named Chad Michael.
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Did it ever occur to you that that boy might be using you? A nice American girl who can be his ticket out of here? No, please. No, that's not true. You may love dancing with that boy, but there are more important factors here, like your family and your future.
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I'm drawing blanks. Drawing blanks. It was good to have you back, buddy.
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Der Fast Twist ist wie ein High Speed Blender.
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Eine Menge Anstrengung. Es ist also eine neue Fähigkeit, oder? Die Kugel ist die Größe der 2-2-3.
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Especially the full auto.
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That fucked me up for a minute. Instantly, we were like...
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Und was würde es dauern, um in einer anderen Waffenfirma zu arbeiten?
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Ja.
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He's like, fuck, no.
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Scribbles notes.
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I don't care who it is.
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Oh, yeah. I have no complaints.
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And it's like, you know who the fuck I am?
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Danny needs a new plane.
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Yeah.
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5,5?
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Es ist einfach ein ganz anderer Welt. Es ist wie in den USA in den 30er und 40er Jahren, als er Freiheit hatte. Und du kannst tun, was du willst. Die Leute sind großartig. Und die Gefahr kommt nicht von den Leuten. Die Gefahr kommt von der Umwelt.
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Yeah, but look, you work out.
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It's literally just everyone having the time of their life.
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It's the extreme.
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Die Familien sind so, ich kann nicht warten. Ich werde sie alle töten. Genau.
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Kannst du das Fleisch nach Hause schicken? Nicht das Fleisch, nein, aber die Trophäen.
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Sie haben Dwarf-Hippos in Cameroon. Was ist das?
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Sie sind stärker als du. Karl, sie sind geboren und arbeiten mit der Zeit von 2.
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Es ist unglaublich. Es gibt ein Video von ihnen, die einen Mann zerbrechen. Oh Gott, sie sind wie Möckis. Sie sind so hart.
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Eli ist ein Giant da. Wenn wir diese Leute auf Steroiden und Crossfit haben, werden wir Champions haben.
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25 Featherweights?
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75 Kilo.
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Das ist verdammt seltsam.
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Living day to day.
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Was ist das? In den USA in den 1850er Jahren war es so, dass man die Familien überleben konnte. Wenn man das nicht machte, würde man sterben. Das ist das gleiche in Afrika. Aber die USA waren so erfolgreich auf der GDP-Seite, dass wir einfach Dinge den Menschen geben.
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Überall sind Menschen Menschen. Sie werden überleben. Sie werden die Familien überleben. Sie werden sie schützen. Es ist einfach so.
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Das ist komplett anders.
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Yeah.
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Ja, ich würde sterben.
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Er isst es, kalt zu sein. Er isst es, kalt zu sein. Oh!
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Und es ist...
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Das ist eine wilde Eskalation.
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Es gibt Internet, also könnt ihr eure Arbeit machen.
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But we had to permanently export. That eyebrow raise was a little... Blur at the eyebrow raise. Just that one black bar. You can't do it, but there's two there. Did the black bar follow the eyebrow?
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Es war schwierig, aber es war ein Setback, den wir nicht aufwarten wollten, aber es musste korrekt sein.
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American food sucks.
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Das ist so cool.
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What do we do? I know.
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Es ist ein sehr hoher Recoil für eine leichte Plattform, also.
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Why wouldn't he?
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Aber ich spreche immer über High fives. Das ist ein fucking Pick me up, Mann. Mandatory. Wenn du morgens zur Arbeit kommst, kriegst du einen fucking High-Five. Das ist ein Weg, den Tag zu starten. Ein Kuss auf den Mund. Nein. Wir hatten einen Mexikaner.
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HR gibt es keine Namen.
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Und dann fängt jeder an zu lachen.
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Es war eine wirklich gute Zeit.
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It's also great.
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Wir haben uns auf den Raptor gewandert. Wir haben uns auf den Raptor gewandert. Wir haben uns auf den Raptor gewandert.
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it's us versus them today okay don't embarrass me in front of my friends you know it's good when the brand name is i'm sorry that's up i shouldn't like make fun of that yes that's the worst thing that's been said on this podcast i don't know how much of that you can say but well the investigation's over oh so we're good buckle up buttercup
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Hey, Eli. What's up, Brandon? Just getting ready for today's ad. Oh, you mean the perfect jean, Brandon? I do mean the perfect jean.
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You want to touch my jeans, Brandon?
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Jeez, fuck! Thank you for that. Picture this. 700,000... Hold on, picture me. Okay, go. Oh, this is going to be a long ad, huh? Picture this. 700,000 pairs of nuts rescued from bad jeans. It's two per dude. The hero? The perfect jean. Say goodbye to stiff cardboard denim and say hello to comfort.
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Fuck your khakis.
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Once again, that's code UNSUB15 at checkout. After your purchase, they're going to ask you who sent you. This is not like a fight club thing where you don't talk about it. Please, by all means, tell them that we sent you their way. And remember, fuck your khakis. Get the perfect jean.
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Have we talked about how much your son loved New York? Oh, no. I don't know if we talked about Raiden. You took Raiden out and he loved New York.
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How bad does he want to go to Dubai?
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Idiot. Expensive. Paying $100 to go to the top. You'd have to be retarded.
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So it depends. Do you want me to go like missaltism light or missaltism heavy? Okay. All right. So the Golden Dome has been proposed by President Trump. He put it into action. And what it is, is it's a nationwide intercontinental ballistic missile defense for the United States. Now, the United States right now has a program of record that is currently in use.
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It's called GMD, Ground Base Midcourse Defense. They use these things called GBI's, Ground Base Interceptors. By the way, fun fact, they travel at Mach 33. Yeah, that's for you guys. Yeah, that's the missaltism.
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Those are fucking cooking.
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Yeah, they're fucking cooking. They're moving. Downside is they're $77 million a piece and we only have 44 of them.
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so right now we have a whole bunch of different sensors like when it comes to the world of radars america makes better radars than everybody else in the fucking world like we have cobra dane radar which is i didn't even know where it was it's on the aleutian islands in um alaska and it's a low frequency radar and it's it's been around since like the 1970s and we use that one we use this thing called sbx which is the c-based x-band radar we have one of them and it watches the pacific
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the whole thing at the same time. Like, America doesn't- All of it.
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All of it. Just before we have to make some phone calls, this is all declassified.
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Yes, of course. I verified all this. And then that also means- Which means we have cooler shit. Much cooler. So then we have Aegis, the Aegis combat system with the, what is it, the Spy 1 and Spy 6 and Spy 7 from the United States Navy on board their Arleigh Burke-class destroyers and their Ticonderoga-class cruisers.
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And then we also have these things called LRDRs, Long Range Discrimination Radar.
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Cody, you and I do long-range discrimination. That's only in underprivileged neighborhoods. You guys were beat cops.
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What color are the silhouettes that you guys shoot at in training?
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the color they should be black shit what do we call i'm gonna get a water anybody need anything no no like like just stop eating i'm sorry i'm sorry you're on your tism right now i have never seen anyone bully bully people so well on twitter like i thought i thought i was good at bullying people on twitter but when people start talking about missiles and attacking the united states or attacking other countries you're like
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no honestly i learned from you so i i will say that i got twitter when brandon was running for office because you guys were in a knockdown drag out battle with with his opponent and uh i was like i just want to watch and then i watched you of all people i started seeing what cody was saying on twitter and i was like i could do that i could do that now me and you are tag teaming iran it's my favorite
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like honestly more than any social media i open on my phone twitter is number one i'm just like all right let's see whose day i can ruin let's just scroll through this it's my favorite pastime i love how they're parading around like the iranian military is like parading around cripples in formation they're just like we could fuck up the united states i'm just like dude you guys are the people that like are the tutorial of the game we actually want to play oh
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I broke it down mathematically because I did a video, USA versus – it's my USA versus the world series and it was versus Gaza. And what I ended up doing for most of the video was talking about the history of Gaza and Israel. And frankly, the more I read, the less I know who the fuck it belongs to. I have no idea why everyone wants to kill each other for that chunk of land. But – Beautiful area.
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Yeah, I guess. But Gaza is – It could be.
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i originally i was like let's just see if i can prove this mathematically how fast did the u.s take iraq okay we took it an x amount of days was like 33 days how many square miles is iraq was like 7 000 square miles okay how far how big is gaza 141 square miles i was like okay let's do some math break this down 26 minutes by the way united states could take gaza in 26 minutes that was on my list of shit to look up i mean it's 32 minutes the whoppers will be ready yeah
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To be fair, in actuality, it's taken Israel a few thousand years.
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That's fair.
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Don't make those people mad, Brandon.
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I was going to say.
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I feel like those people is worse.
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What are they going to do? Donate millions of dollars against this political campaign?
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A super pack of them? No. I don't know how much of that we can even keep. I'm going to get another water that I'm not going to get.
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But jumping back to the Golden Dome. So is it, you know, a lot of people ask me, like, is this realistic? Okay, first of all, you got to understand we're the United States of America. Anything we want to do is realistic. Like we just, we do shit because we can. We have a knife missile. We have just like crazy amounts of shit that the United States has built. And it's just like, why not?
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Like that's kind of the US mentality. So is it going to be expensive? Yes. However, the goal is to build a network of sensors that all talk to each other. Now, sensors that talk to each other and say, hey, I see this here is an easy thing. The world has that. But sensors that say, hey, I'm looking at this thing. I need you to fire your missile and guide it until it's within my radar fan.
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It's like we were talking about last time with the relay race of sensors and missiles.
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imagine like you're a sniper and you have spotters all along your path and every time like you squeeze the trigger your spotter as it gets into their their flight path takes control of that round and guides it where it needs to go it's the same principle it's a really difficult concept is it possible yes absolutely but then we get into like what is considered and this is the part of my job that i really hate it's kind of like playing god we do what's called a cvt assessment criticality vulnerability and threat
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Now is Pawtucket's farm in fucking Pencil Tucky, Iowa important? Yes, because we need sustenance for our forces. However, is it important as where we build bullets, bombs, ships, things like that? No, it's not as important in the short term. So we need to protect those assets more.
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It's kind of like the fight club thing of like where they do the mathematics on, you know, uh, is it more expensive to do a recall versus the lawsuits on the people they kill?
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Exactly. Exactly. So the same thing with us is we, we based somebody got it. Like you build a whole plan based off of what is the highest priority target. And it's the same thing that like Israel does with the iron dome and arrow three is if you're Iranian missile, which is hot dog shit. And you know, to begin with is going to land in the middle of the desert, uh,
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They're not even going to shoot at it. They're just going to laugh at you. Like when the USS, was it the Dwight D. Eisenhower? The Houthis fired at an American ship, and they missed by 100 miles. I know those guys. Yeah, they missed by 100 miles. Dear God. What did they fire that was that bad? An AT-12? A dog? They just put a dog in a catapult in the fucking center. It's so bad, man. Yeah.
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It's like, why didn't you just fire the, why didn't you just throw the explosives in the catapult? Funny.
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We tried this thing very, very, very many times. But yeah, no, so it's, is it possible? Yes, but we're going to have to prioritize the highest assets first before we prioritize the lower assets. It's going to be an overwhelming amount of sensors that network together. You're going to need a large amount of manpower to man these sensors and
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And right now, we're currently replacing our GBIs, our ground-based interceptors, with the NGI's next-generation interceptors from Lockheed Martin, which are $111 million apiece. And rumor has it they also traveled at Mach 33. So there's my missile test.
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Mach 3 is the SR-71, yeah.
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Yeah, expands the titanium.
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But we don't have hypersonic missiles.
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Oh, I fucking hate that so much. Based off of the logic of hypersonics, which is anything that travels over Mach 5, I don't like using Mach because Mach is... Speed. Audio or... What is it? Sound travels different at different altitudes, so... pretty much anything that travels over one mile per second.
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We've had hypersonics since 1946 with the V2 missile program, which traveled at 1,700 meters a second at its fastest altitude.
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Well, the people that we paper clipped away from the V2 anyway.
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We just borrowed them. Like it's, you know, hey, you can go to prison or you can build us some really cool rockets.
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32,000, something like that. 25,000 miles an hour.
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Well, I mean, the SLAM missile was just designed to stay up in the atmosphere permanently, wasn't it?
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Yeah. So China actually has one like that. It's their DFZF. It's the DF-17, and it's the hypersonic glide vehicle. But they fire it up, and it just loiters in orbit as long as they need it to until they're ready to drop it down.
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Kind of like what we were talking about in the video that you cameoed on my channel with the hot laps on the B-52, I think.
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Chrome dome. Oh, Operation Chrome Dome. That's a great one.
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Where it's just like they just had a fucking aircraft in the air ready to nuke at any given moment, and they were just doing hot laps around the planet.
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Well, I don't know about the Chinese one, but it was like the 1960s we came out with the slam missile?
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Yeah, the slam. I think it was also, if I'm not mistaken, it's been a little while since I read about the slam. Wasn't that also the one that they had nuclear propulsion with? Yes. Small nuclear blasts.
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The slam missile was a nuclear-propelled missile that would go super high up and literally just do hot laps around the planet in perpetuity forever. Until they said oh land here, and then we're just That's the sort of shit that makes me kind of okay with paying taxes.
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Yeah, that's pretty cool It's well so here's the thing when you when you talk about hypersonics you run into what's called the rocket problem And this is this is my tism coming off right so the rocket problem is based off of physics. How fast can you make that object going with the thrust that it is producing? But you also have to factor in wind resistance, heat, uh, drag, everything. Yeah.
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So fuel. Um, so like ballistic missiles nowadays, they, they, yeah, they travel it like mock nine or something like that, but that's when they're at apogee, the phases of flight of a ballistic missile or launch boost, apogee separation and terminal. Um, most systems engage in the terminal phase, like THAAD, Terminal High Altitude Air Defense, and then Patriot is in the terminal phase.
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The only exception to this is GMD, which is in the mid-course. So that is usually right around Apogee. That's why it has to move at Mach 33, because it has to meet that target when it's moving that fucking fast. Like, dude, missiles are so fucking cool. Like, for example, THAAD, right? Terminal High Altitude Air Defense, which, by the way...
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On paper is the most effective air defense system in existence. It has had four shots and four kills in American history. That is the only time THAAD has ever fired and has killed everything it's ever fired at.
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God damn, I ran.
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It turns out the THAAD was used exclusively by the ATF.
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So that has been fired at Houthi missiles and Iranian missiles. But that is really cool. And I'm saying this just because, again, I'm not that qualified. But this is I was talking to one of my students and they were kind of explaining this to me on class. All my classes on class.
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I love it. You're explaining. You're like, I'm not qualified on it. I'm like, I mean, none of us knew this exists.
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Yeah, that's fair. But that is the epitome of, but first let me take a selfie, right? So this is the way it works. It's a two stage missile takes off like, like a bat out of fucking hell, right? Like moving wave makes Patriot look like a slow goat. If that makes sense to everybody flies past it. Yeah. Separates.
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separates then the warhead takes a picture of the object it's supposed to intercept it then sends that picture back to the radar which then does an infrared like or like digital overlay and says yep that's the target and it sends it directly to chat gpt they do a studio ghibli of the target and then it intersects do they then make it one of those action figures exactly
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That action figure tells me I need to go to the gym. What does Miss Number Five look like? Yeah, right? But yeah, it overlays the picture, and then boom, it just smokes it. Sends it right for it. Sends the warhead right for it, which I think is one of the coolest interceptors that we have. We have a lot of interceptors out there. That's one of the coolest.
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With you explaining what the gold dome is supposed to be, I'm just kind of surprised that we don't have something like that already.
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Yeah.
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At least that we know about.
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So GMD is, again, the program of record. It's a limited system. So we have 40 missiles in California and four of them in Alaska. And that sounds like a lot of missiles until you realize they send between two to five interceptors at every single target to get that high probability of kill. So you run through that really quick, fast, and in a hurry.
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We need a lot of interceptors, but you also need qualified people who are able to fire those interceptors, which is the problem we run into. Like air defense right now, our retention rate, like maintaining people in the air defense branch is really difficult because we just run a ragged. Cause every COCOM commander out there thinks air defense is an infinite resource.
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Well, we'll just put Patriot there. We'll just put that there. And these guys are like,
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you know 12 months out nine or 12 months back and then 12 months out like they're constantly fucking deploying we have we never slowed down when g1 ended air defense never slowed down we're run ragged right now but there is a big push to expand our branch exponentially like it's finally it's really good because the powers that be i don't know if it's i don't know if it's uh the pentagon i don't know where it is but they're like we need air defenders and they have been pushing people through now
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we don't have enough instructors we have people at the ait uh advanced individual training schoolhouse and they're having to wait there for nine to twelve months before they can even enter class because class now you're making me feel bad about getting you to quit i know this is a perfect time for you to just do the jake gyllenhaal i'm out bounce out but it's i mean it's it's such a cool like program like we can absolutely do it so i worked
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Okay. I got to be very careful here and thread some line. I worked on a program called IBCS, which is the integrated air missile defense battle command system.
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I think that's what Eli has. Yeah. I can't have milk.
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No cheese, no milk, no dairy. And that system is any shooter, any sensor. So it passes interceptors in real time. So it was probably the highlight of my career. Been all downhill since there. 2019, and this is all in class. You can look it up. IBCS Flight Test 5. You can see it on YouTube. It's all there. I engaged two missiles that were flying a cruise missile profile.
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Low and fast, they were maneuvering. Well, I couldn't see them with my sensor, but I had other sensors networked in with me. So I fired circumstantially at nothing. And in the middle of the engagement, F-35s grabbed my birds and sent them into the targets, which is terrifying. You can use surface-to-air missiles with F-35 air picture.
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Oh, so the pilots drove them to where they needed to be. That's fucking cool.
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That's what they're doing with the new F-15EX. Oh, yeah, the EX, yeah. That's the whole strategy is they just took the F-15s and made them be able to carry way more ammo, like way more missiles. They're basically a fucking missile truck. And the F-35, so it's like an F-35 and four F-15s. And the F-35 is like the mothership, 10,000 feet above the F-15s using its sensor.
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And it's just sending the targeting data directly to the F-15s. So you turn them into a $200 million Wi-Fi router?
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That's right.
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It's like a mothership in an alien movie, essentially.
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F-35 is like a computer with wings. It is the smartest thing that has ever flown, and its sensor is, like, its radar is...
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beast and it was cool as shit like after i did the shot which was i'm so glad we hit our targets i was worried but i'm so glad it was it was a preliminary test and then afterwards the pilots were like radio down to us they're like you guys want to see us do some maneuvers look if i ever say no to that just go ahead and chop my dick off man like do i want to see f-35s do backflips and barrel rolls over top of me absolutely i do but you had good effect on target the wedding never saw it coming
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Yeah, that wedding party in a rectangle out there in the desert somewhere. Yeah.
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Hey, Brandon, you ever wake up in your bed feeling like you just fought in the war? Yeah, what do you ask? You ever wake up and feel like you slept in a sauna?
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Yeah, I believe that's called night sweats. Means you got a trash mattress, Brandon. Why are we talking like Macho Man Randy Savage?
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I'll show up under your bed and make ghost noises until you do. Go now. I just want to reiterate, none of this was in the script. I don't know why we started talking like Randy Savage.
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So I have a question that I'm, A, not sure if you can answer, and B, I'm not sure I know, I want to know the answer. Okay. You're talking about, like, those things, like, they're being, like, the most intelligent things that have ever flown and, like, they've got all this data and everything. To what degree is the DoD interfacing AI into stuff like that?
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So I don't know fully because the DoD compartmentalizes information really well, but I will tell you it was brought up to me on a project that I worked on and myself and several other NCOs who are really competent. What we did is we gave the AI a moral dilemma. So when I was talking about the CVT assessment, criticality, vulnerability, and threat, we prioritize the threats one through eight.
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All right.
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so we prioritize the targets one through eight and then i think it was like target three or four we just bombarded with missiles we threw everything at it now the logical response is to reserve your missiles on those higher priority assets because they are a higher priority the moral answer is to hey how about we protect these things equally and if priority one isn't getting fucking smoked we we send the resources to priority four so it's separate but equal it
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You couldn't.
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You couldn't resist. I got him to keep it in. You gotta segregate him.
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I get it.
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So the system, the AI prioritized it as a lower priority and it did the logical thing instead of the moral thing. And that's why we were like, look.
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Was that a pass or a fail?
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That was a fail. Okay. So our, like for us, what we ended up, like the agreement that we kind of came to, and this is not under NDA, this was just like a separate thing. We came to the agreement that AI can augment operators, but AI cannot make lethal decisions on behalf of operators. So that's where we came to.
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Like, if it can give me information faster and at the right speed so I know what I'm looking for, I'm all for it. But it should never be able to pull the trigger.
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It's like Brandon driving. Like, the car is driving. He just kind of has one hand on the steering wheel.
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Yeah, the full self-driving that is basically like if I close my eyes, it yells at you kind of shit. If I'm texting, it yells at you. Yep.
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Dude, I was in... It says it doesn't see your face.
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The fucking thing the White House released the other day, the Houthis gathering in the circle.
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Oh, yeah. The rectangle thing. So rumor has it, and this is through the rumor mill, I have no way to confirm this, but that that was a jasm. And I think that was the first time jasm. Jasm is the joint... Jasm. Jasm missile. I had a massive jasm this morning. Joint Airborne Standoff Strike Missile, I think. I'm shooting in the dark there. I'm sure somebody will correct me if I get it wrong.
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So were they, but it seemed to land.
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Did you see afterwards? It should look like the moon. Like it was perfect.
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B-Li, did you see that one?
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The president of the United States is tweeting snuff films. That's fucking wild.
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I'm here for it. This shit on LiveLeak, we used to watch the president's like, look at this shit, yo.
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But I've seen a lot of Predator feeds. I've never seen one that clear. Like, have you ever seen one that clear? I've never seen one that clear. Dude, tech is getting insane. Like, that was 4K. Wide angle, 120 frames, like that was beautiful.
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We're getting close to the fucking slow-mo replay.
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It's so good, man.
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This killing of 18 Houthis brought to you by Buffalo Wild Wings.
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there was a whole lot more than 18 there man i think afterwards like you see all their bodies just blown out i'm sorry that's fucked up i shouldn't like make fun of that yes that's the worst thing that's been said on this podcast like i'm a reasonable person but i don't like i'm i'm not one of those like i want to negotiate with terrorists we should talk with terrorists like
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you should be eradicated. Like you're either a terrorist or a terrorist sympathizer. You should give us the information. We'll pay you handsomely. Like when you, when I was in Afghanistan and someone gave us Intel, like, Hey, the Taliban are here. This is where their stuff is, blah, blah, blah. You got paid like.
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bank like ten thousand dollars a pop for good intel so you're either a capitalist or you're a sympathizer i'm sorry for bumfuck afghanistan it's like you're a king oh yeah it's uh 47 to 1 when i was there was the turnover rate so that's what 470 000 or 4.7 million i don't i don't math in public so you quite fine yeah yeah i mean that's just one piece of intel like you can leave afghanistan after that like i live like a king i'm out oh
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Unless we forget about you.
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Yeah, that was one of the things I was going to bring up.
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Yeah. I'm lost. I don't know how much of that you can say, but that's up to you. Well, the investigation's over.
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Yeah. Ready to go.
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I was telling you for the audience's sake that you didn't just, that you're like, yeah, I made this guy, like, you knew he fucking done the... Oh, he admitted to me.
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Once you realize, like, oh, this guy's a fucking...
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it's like oh all of a sudden i care a lot less about his side it was it was it was a muscle like instinctive reaction on his part oh you guys bully people off the internet wait do you see what i did so this guy cut me off i will never top that on twitter i just want you to know i will never top that so i'll try to make this short and sweet and give you the information that i i think i'm allowed to give because once again the investigation's over but i was uh
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My, my sister works with that shit all the time. Cause he's child crimes unit. So same.
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Not an icon situation.
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Your Miranda rights.
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That was the law school.
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I was like, yeah. I was shooting in the dark. I was thinking the same thing. Pledge of Allegiance.
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I get so turned on when you're talking about being a cop actually doing police work, real police work to help people.
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Tell us about the ATF, Brandon. Not to take the side of the ATF on fucking literally anything, but there are legitimate roles that they play.
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form arson investigations things where there's like a real victim it's like well yeah there's like real real shit there but like yeah no but there are also plenty of paper pushers that just want to like take out mom and pop businesses make their careers yeah bureaucrats do the arm brace touch the arm brace touched prison yeah now my career is going to advance so speaking of bad touch oh god
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I don't think I want to podcast. He just slowly puts a Burger King crown on me.
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Oh, no, I was saying get him and Christian Craghead on. Oh, I told him about Chris.
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What is his incentive to be doing this, right? Like, I don't know. Why is he being so open? Because he's helping me investigate her.
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The Photoshop guy, the swirl that was like a serial.
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Were you doing the Django Unchained thing where you don't go there to buy the Mandingo? No, seriously. You're not going there to fucking buy his wife. You're going there to buy the biggest Mandingo. You're talking about the woman, this, this, and this. I'm talking about the Mandingo. They're going to reveal the wife, Django's wife on the side. That's an investigatory.
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Does Buffalo PD have a wood chipper?
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Not necessary.
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That sounds like the laziest attempt to reel back what he said.
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It's like sucking on a balloon animal.
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Basically. The most disappointing balloon animal. Like sucking on the tread on the side of the road that's supposed to wake you up if you fall asleep.
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You pull that fast, it's like a little ripcord.
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It's like ripping a Beyblade.
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Oh, this is really funny in any other context. Hey, Brandon. Yes, Eli?
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Let's light this candle.
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We're waiting on that guy with the face over there and the beard, not the brown one, the slightly whiter one.
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Oh, my hero.
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Which guy?
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Not that I have much sympathy for those people, but that is, we were talking about this a little yesterday, that is a wild way to f*** yourself. Drowning? Is to intentionally drown yourself in a f***ing river. Oh, the United River is rough, too.
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Green Eyes Bearded. The racist. Green Eyes Bearded Dragon. Of the KKK.
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This guy, you know, totally off the topic of that diver. I mean, that's awful that it happened. But, you know, the fact that two people have done this in the Niagara River, this guy deserves like a medal from the fucking Buffalo. What are the odds he's doing it?
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What's that? What are the odds that Slim's tossing motherfuckers?
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And tell me if that's too far to say as a joke.
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That's some true detective shit right there. I mean, it's like the accountant. We're just like, you know, hey, we could do some awful shit to you and your wife or you could just take all that insulin.
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Yep.
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Anyways, your friends were at.
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It's the Grand Bearded High Green Eyes Bearded Dragon. Green eyes, green eyes.
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Why am I in all the racist episodes? It's time to duel. You're not a host. I know, but I'm on all the racist episodes.
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I mean, on the plus side, at least he cooperated with the investigation enough to fucking... You can keep that part in there. Open shut case, boys.
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That's a recording. He did the ultimate cooperation.
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That's how you cut government spending. You really cut government spending. So, the story ends. Save the taxpayers a lot of money. My face hurts. I've been smiling so much.
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Did you, did you like hand hurt from all the high fives you got from like other detectives or anything? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. No, no, no.
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The Influencer!
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Which I want you to know, I changed your name in my phone to that after the intro.
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I need to change mine now.
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It used to be Rich Angry Cops.
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Oh, fuck.
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This sounds like an A24 movie.
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It's the same thing that happened in True Detective. Remember that scene with Matthew McConaughey where he says, you should just **** yourself.
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I don't know why I just kept looking around the table like it was going to materialize.
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It's like The Happening, except instead of nothing, it's just Rich following you around.
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Three, two, one.
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All right, so I know this is probably an attorney question, but I'm genuinely curious now. Let's say that you have suspicion. Let's say you don't have a letter of consent, right, signed consent to search his phone, but you do have a warrant on his phone. Not to access it, but let's say you get— To collect it. Yeah.
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hi everyone welcome to the unsubscribe podcast i'm joined today by eli double tap fat electrician angry cops habitual line crosser brandon herrera myself donut operator you are getting into a star-studded podcast today what's gonna happen we don't know it's unsub versus kind of consensual literally we are yeah the battle we're also here kind of consensually we forced this to happen
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If you have a suspicion that maybe he's victimized other minors, are you allowed to, even though he's dead now, does that allow you to search his phone?
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I probably phrased it very poorly.
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If... Lawyer Jake, yeah. Yeah, Lawyer Jake popping up.
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I forgot. Fruit of the poisonous tree doctor.
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Rich just realized he dressed like me today, so he had to switch it up.
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On this episode of HLC Unsubscribed... Fuck, man.
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Missiltism versus influence.
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Here's another thing, though. If you had suspicion that he was victimizing other minors, Would they even still pursue that now that he's dead? Yes. So what's the purpose, I guess?
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Because if you hurt one kid, you obviously hurt other children.
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So that's what they're chasing. I guess I just never considered it where if they figured out like, all right, well, the perpetrator is dead. Do we still pursue?
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Absolutely, dude. If they hurt one kid, they've hurt multiple other kids. So you pursue that.
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Well, I will say we can't do all the stories that are out there because all Brandon's are still classified.
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You never want to just make a power vacuum and leave.
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Yeah.
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That's how the Taliban take control.
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Rich is just like the lawn sprinkler flamethrower right now.
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Are you getting a teardrop tattooed?
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Put all the wood chippers on your left ass cheek.
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Just buy a wood chipper and just carve an obvious one.
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Dude, you got a conus kill.
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Oh, yeah. Hey, how much have you spit onto this microphone? My God, it is visibly wet.
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So there was a... Rich, I mean this from the bottom of my heart. No, look me in the eyes. Thank you for your service.
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No, that's from the thing. Sorry.
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Forgot I had something in my luggage. For who? I have the official memorandum from the Department of the Army. Memorandum for Commander. Stand up! United States Army Civil Affairs Psychological Operations Command, Airborne, Fort Bragg, North Carolina. K-Pac, you're one of me! Subject, the acceptance and wear of former foreign badges.
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Can you fit your mouth around it? You just do the gluck, gluck 9000. I don't know.
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Under provisions of AR 600-8-22, Appendix D, Section 7342, Title V, U.S. Code, the following individuals authorized to wear the Latvian Parachutist Badge.
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Us!
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How does this fucking happen?
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You're an American fucking hero.
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Yes, I remember I was on like right after you did it.
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That's a full-on... I feel like I'm smuggling stolen Valor from my deal box to you.
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You're my forced Valor dealer.
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I think technically this is the authorization for the individual that gave it to you to wear it. Okay. This is the memorandum that he got.
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Jesus Christ.
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Here we go.
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Wait, that guy has stars?
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Hey, how you doing?
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Like, I don't understand, like, mentality-wise. Like, why could you not lean into that? So I made a series of tweets.
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I totally get it. But, like, if you're accidentally... thrust into the spotlight so i made a series of tweets referring to him as the tactical kool-aid man because like dude could just go straight through the fucking unit yeah he's a fucking monster and i'm like why would you not play into that like i they i think they took his picture and were like tougher people are hard to kill
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Like that was the whole big army's thing.
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Was he the one in the commercial where he says harder to kill? No, that was a different refrigerator.
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Yeah. It's just like, dude, why not lean into that? Like, obviously you're, you're fucking the top. Like, right. You are the absolute like top of your field. You're special forces in a unit commander. I got it, you want to be the quiet professional, but if you're thrust into that role, bro, play Captain America, play John Bass alone before he died on Iwo Jima, run that shit, right?
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overseas so you don't know the repercussions of that you're just like dude which i totally understand like the privacy concerns and stuff like that but i mean that being said when remember when isis released their kill list oh yeah like five ten years ago something tim kennedy was on it you know he's got a backpack full of grenades well so he's covered he's covered in that case yeah but how many of our friends were on that fucking list i wasn't i was so disappointed
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I guess that's it, folks. I'm going to go ahead and wrap up. I'm going to just.
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Like, it was double digits. Oh, yeah. People we knew on that list. But it... God, nothing ever happened. Yeah, what about your pussies?
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They didn't kill one of my friends! What about your dicks? Have they met the influencer?
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They didn't even try. They met, like... How many flights have they ever been able to even afford over here? At least three.
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You know, that is my favorite comeback on the internet is every time somebody says something about like an aggressor nation, I'm like, how about you get with the Taliban? You guys brainstorm. They tried for a year and failed. Maybe you guys can come up with a new plan to actually get me.
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All right. I'm going to shut up.
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They have really good helicopter pilots, though.
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I was so disappointed. They get in the cockpit, there's way more controls than a donkey. And I can't f*** it.
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You can tell Richard cares he's dressing for success. He looks just like me, drinking a bush light and everything.
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Where do you put your dick? Where does the penis go?
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Do they? Is it the reason why they have the, what is it, the Toyota, the Hiluxes? It's the only car they can't destroy.
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So the common thing that I've run into is that America ran out of Afghanistan. We were chased out and all that stuff like that. Does anyone here feel that way? Or where does your logic lie?
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So we did the math on this yesterday.
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Okay.
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Mm-hmm. GWAT deaths.
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Okay. United States. 5,200 something?
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So in Iraq and Afghanistan, I believe it was just over 7,000.
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No, we compared that to the total deaths in GWAT. So American deaths, roughly around 7,000, which is nothing to sneeze at, over the course of how many years? 21, 20 years.
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uh how many total deaths in giwa do you believe i know of afghanistan only which is estimated between for the taliban and a coalition forces for them uh between 51 and a hundred thousand total was 4.5 to 4.7 million Fuck.
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The KDR is 600 to 1. It's more than that. We did the math. Yeah, it's like 650 or something to 1.
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They're going to call us campers. That's what they're going to do.
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It's a lot of airstrikes. We got pulled out by anti-cheat.
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You know how many tactical nukes we could have called in?
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Oh, my God. A lot. Tell us about the missiles there.
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We were actually the only one in that conflict who could have called in a nuke. To answer your question, you have to like, people don't have a good grasp on like when a war ends, I guess. So the problem is, is like, in my opinion, a war ends when you dismantle the current government. Yeah.
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Whereas a lot of people seem to be under the impression the war isn't over until you dismantle the current government and get every single civilian on your side at all times.
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Right.
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Which is easy when communism is your opponent. Well, yeah, that's true.
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because people get food it's really easy to buy them over you want food or you don't want food you want to eat yeah well do you want to go home i mean we were doing that when they were still communist with the berlin airlift that's true i i it's just so i i broke down just afghanistan because i couldn't speak for iraq i like i i got bored and i was like i wonder what you know because for me a good measure of uh uh
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and a country's fighting force is if you took both of those countries and around the same time, you had them fight the same enemy. Holy. The Russians fought. Well, the Soviets fought Afghanistan from 1980. I want to say 83, 84 to 88, uh, Actually, maybe earlier because theirs was 10 years. And then we fought from 2000. Yeah. And then we fought from 2001 until 2021, 2022, wherever we did.
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So I was like, let's do a side by side comparison. Turns out Russia in 10 years lost 15,000 troops. in Afghanistan. We lost in 20 years, 2,400 troops.
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So Russia was 79 to 89.
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79 to 89. Okay. In their defense, how much of that was to exposure to the elements due to bad logistics of communism?
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I need to hear your best.
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That's true. You know, people always bring up- How many of them would have still died in Russia?
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that's totally true um but the u.s so then i was like all right well let's look at enemy kills the the russians killed between i want to say it was 75 to 90 000 in their 10 years of enemy troops which also like just to prove the fucking hammer that point home uh they were doing things like poisoning water holes yes they were it was genocide to them you didn't know that
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Today we're going to talk about a whole bunch of people doing some stuff at a time that I wasn't a part of and I'm going to get upset about it. Believe me. This is accurate. Where's my hot wife so I can put guns in and not have to pay for them?
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No, they were straight up pouring poison in water sources.
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They were putting landmines inside of teddy bears.
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Oh, they were just like, okay, hey. We were trying to avoid civilian casualties. They were trying to cause them.
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And I can prove that mathematically. So, well, at least by the numbers. So the US, we killed between 51 and 100,000 enemy combatants while we were there in 20 years. So relatively comparable. Now we look at civilian casualties. The US civilian casualties, best estimation for just Afghanistan, not Iraq, just Afghanistan, 49,000.
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Now, civilian casualties by the Russians in 10 years, a little over 1 million. They were killing everything.
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So, like, I don't understand why U.S. gets all this flack about us. Like, oh, constantly killing civilians. Like, the Russians are way worse. Like, tenfold to what we did. Actually, like, I think that's like 12 or 15-fold to what we did.
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Yeah. That's fucking wild. Yeah. Well, communism, right, Nick?
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Uh-huh.
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You love it.
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Big fan.
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Good fan. When's your next communism video? Who won the Cold War, Nick? I don't know.
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Us? Metallica? What do you want me to say?
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I would love that. America didn't win the Cold War. It was between the US and Soviet Union. Which one of those still exists?
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Thank God that show happened before they dropped the Reload album. Yeah.
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At least it's entertaining.
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Check out the woman that I banged. Ta-da!
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You're talking shit on the construction skills or the concrete pouring skills of people who could never conquer the third story building.
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The only thing they can build well is graves.
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All right. I got to ask a question real quick. Okay. So you guys, some of you have been to Afghanistan before. You got all these influencers who are like, oh, we're taking our vacation to Afghanistan on TikTok and stuff. How do you feel about that? They're doing that? Yeah, dude. Like these fucking little baby boy influencers are like, we're taking our vacation to Afghanistan.
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Griff seems to really like it.
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Like, obviously those people are just retarded.
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That's probably great if you're Muslim and a man.
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No.
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Yeah.
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It's a lot like going on vacation in North Korea. They're going to let you see what they want you to see, but if you spend enough time there, you're going to find out that women are for babies, men are for pleasure, so are goats, and so are fucking donkeys. I mean, tell me if I'm wrong, anybody. So we have more in common than we think.
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they have like it's it's it's crazy like the thing that i i would say overall bothers me most about afghanistan when i see like these young influencers go there like i i think back and you see like world war ii vets like you guys have had world war ii vets here on the podcast and i'm so fucking jealous of that by the way like those guys are just living legends and uh like they get to if they want to go back to normandy and like see where they've been previously
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They're treated like heroes too.
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Yeah. And I know like for people in GWAT.
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That was liberation in France.
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Yeah.
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I mean, yeah.
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I know for those of us in like GWAT, we'll never be able to do that. Like we'll never be able to go back. And so like when I see all this shit and like all these kids going over there, like they have no idea that we spent 20 years of just everything we had to give a generation of children and families hope.
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Like that was the thing that bugged me the most when we pulled out of Afghanistan and everything collapsed is like, I gave everything I had to give a generation hope. And the Afghans that we left in charge are cowards. Like that's the thing that burns me the most about the whole situation.
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Yeah. Influencers being. I met my first influencer in the wild.
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I did. It was some dude. He had like fucking stickers all over his bone stock Mustang GT. Like he didn't even have the fucking a regular license plate on it. He had like the stupid 360 camera sticking off the back of it. He's doing 40 miles an hour down Rogers Lane and just like switching lanes real quick thinking he's cool. And I was like, oh, you silly bitch.
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I'm just trying to go get some Chinese food, man. Like I love you. That was my first time ever seeing one.
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I think we've had the same Uber driver before. The guy who... The Afghani guy? Yeah, he was an interpreter in Afghanistan. Oh, hell yeah. Some of those dudes are legit. His whole thing is he's just trying to make enough money here to get his family out because his family is still there.
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Fuck.
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That's its own wild thing. Being able to leave your family there in Afghanistan.
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Yeah. Good luck. The whole pullout, I'm so torn because on the one hand, I look at it like my brain is torn, right? You got moral and then tactical. Tactical, leaving fucking quickly makes logical sense. Less bodies used. It's more expensive to get that equipment back. I totally understand that. But the moral aspect, we had a lot of allies and assets and people helping us there.
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We shouldn't have done that.
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That and I just don't believe in pulling out. Yeah.
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I do the push and pray. I push past all her important stuff and blow my load into her heart. What the fuck?
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Welcome to the unsubscribe podcast. I love how quickly we oscillate. It's like a metronome.
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How did Brandon... I know the story about how me and Rich met. Yes, it's one of my favorite stories.
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Because you're fucking Mike the Cop.
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Yeah. Because we were all hanging out in Charleston, South Carolina, because Cody just invited us down. That's the one I didn't go to. Yeah, that was the one you said you were going to. And just like usual, you were very late. By not going this time.
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We never know when Eli's showing up. That's fair.
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Yeah. I don't even know what time it was.
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Yeah, because that's when the riots happened in Buffalo. Shit was burning down in Charleston, too. I invited Eli to come down. We got a nice beach house on Isle of Palms in Charleston. He said, I'm going to the airport now. Yep, and then I didn't go. He didn't go. I'll be there in like three hours.
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Like, it's just ammonia, isn't it? You know it's good when the brand name is- AHH! I was over here!
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Don't worry. I do this to everyone. So I got, I got this big house. I was like invited all my friends out. Eli include Eli included. And, you know, my good friends, Brandon Herrera, Rich Comes. And what did you say to him, Brandon?
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You said, hey, hey. Oh, okay. I do remember this. Go ahead. The gun? Yep. Yeah.
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I legitimately thought, I'm like, oh, I'm pretty sure I've seen him around because the way you described him, like, oh, I think I know who you're talking about. And we're on the beach and I had said something and I don't remember what it was, but it was one of those like, I remember some shit like that.
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I had been not only like, was I called out for something off, but it was called out exactly who I thought you were. Yep.
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I think I got a whiff as it went by.
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And then I made, like, three videos about you freaking out on public service. Yeah.
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God. The knife hand of the judge is probably my favorite. He retired. Did he? Yeah, he's no longer... The influencer.
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Guy? Fucking guy?
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The funniest thing was, like, I'd known you for like a little bit, we were friends, and you would text me and you're like, I'm on the news again. Yep. I would just search it up and sure enough, Guy.
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I laughed so hard. Calling it a chest bump? It's like calling you an influencer.
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Ethan, have you seen that video?
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No, I don't think I've seen that one.
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I was just thinking about the one where... Dude, this little Puerto Rican kid tried to get his friend out of a police car, and Rich runs over and just chest bumps him.
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And he goes flying. I gotta see this, man. The only one I've seen before... I mean, I guess... before I really knew who you guys were, was when you pinned down the minority. I know that doesn't narrow it down.
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That sounds bad. The guy who was there with the skateboard, like hitting the, I think he hit your truck or something like that. And like, people were like, you can't kneel on him. He's a black man.
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That smells like embalming fluid, man. Oh, my God.
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the chest bump into space we can put this up on I gotta watch this the fire breaks out and the crowd starts interfering with the arrest that's when the commander in pig shows up oh I love it oh it's so good
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Oh my god. Remember when we enjoyed making videos?
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Once I get back on the streets, I'll let you know when I get... Cody, by the way, I think you should go back to the mustache. I really liked it. I like the beard. Lose the beard, keep the mustache. I think it was magical. Alright. It was good. Moody.
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Moody. Yes? Mustache only? Nope.
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My mother's saying no.
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Mm-hmm.
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Can I tell you something?
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No, you didn't.
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Dude, this, when you... King Troll was freebasing that shit. Dude, do not, like, just, like... Just come on camera first before you do.
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And it was a choose your own adventure.
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I'm upset now because I built my entire career off of watching Rich beat the fuck out of people. Wait a second.
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I haven't seen that one. And that's 800 videos. Bring it back here. All I know is I'm getting on Photoshop and taking the cover from the movie The Equalizer and changing it to the influencer.
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The influencer. What the fuck?
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Yeah, that's how that whole scene started.
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You're just fucking babies.
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So you had the victim saying fat boy.
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So if you ask the victim, let's say he's of the darker persuasion, if you asked him to say, is he the hard R in the white or the hard R in the black, could you get away with saying it?
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It's just the judge looking at Rich saying the words, you're under oath.
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That's a judge peer pressure to say it.
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To be fair, Joe Biden has said the same thing in the floor of the Senate. So... Say the word.
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Bro, all right, hold up. Sorry I didn't call y'all babies. Dude, like it is a full fucking reset.
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Not enough. Did you actually ever have a serious investigation where they were trying to fuck you up? Yeah, yeah. Once or twice. Damn.
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I'm going to go for a walk. Dude, he did what I did.
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When he specifically stopped on the side of the road and said, you shouldn't have had the sun go down and just broke out his ass. Yeah.
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nick how did you get into this circle because like i think you were the reason i ended up in this circle and we'll get into how i met eli in a minute because that's i've been waiting like seven episodes of unsub to tell the story of how i met eli oh i've got a story about eli too the second time uh no i mean i've told the story before just cody just hit me up on instagram was like hey friend i was like hi you want to come on my podcast sure and then i flew out here and i was on the podcast but my favorite story is like when he picked you up from the airport dude the first three minutes
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I didn't know shit.
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It was the first time I'd flown in 10 years. I didn't have Uber on my phone or nothing. I thought they were picking me up and he wasn't responding. Batty wasn't responding. I text Cody. He's like, yeah, I'll be there in like 15 minutes. I'll be in the Raptor. Okay, cool. Pull up, hop in his Raptor. Hey, I'm Cody. Hey, I'm Nick. How's it going? Blah, blah, blah.
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And then it's just like we're pulling out of the airport and it's just like awkward silence of like two people that don't know each other at all. And Cody just like trying to break the ice like... So what do you do? I was like, I'm an electrician. And Cody just goes, fuck.
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And then he drives me out to Batty's rental house at the time, which I'm telling you right now, Batty's house at the time looked like a house out of like the Devil's Rejects movie.
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It was literally like down a road that had not been maintenanced since it was built 40 years ago. And it's like, you got to put it in a four-wheel drive to get there. You get there, it's this little tiny house just out in the middle of the desert.
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Most importantly, the air conditioning didn't work.
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The air conditioning didn't work. It was hot as fuck. You open up the door. His living room had like 7,000 reptiles in it. I could touch the ceiling. And I was like, all right, I'm getting fucking murdered. Probably should have vetted these guys more. I was like, I'm going to go to the bathroom. I walk in the bathroom. There's a bathtub slash shower with no shower curtain, just the rod.
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I was like, oh, well, that's where I'm going to get my kidneys taken out of me later. This is awesome. Why does it have ice in it? So, yeah, that's how I got involved.
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Yeah. Oh. Oh, fuck. I just saw Connor get force reset.
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I do remember you asking me, why should I do long-form content, though?
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Yeah, that's true. It worked out.
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Me and Brandon and Eli, we were all like, do long-form content, Nick. I don't think anyone's going to watch an hour.
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It's true. My videos are two minutes long. Who the fuck is going to watch me for 30 minutes? Now you make the longest videos of any of us. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. Jesus.
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I don't know.
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We're not going to talk about the eyes and mouth thing that people steal. I was just about to make a joke about it.
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Yeah. He held down the power button for five seconds.
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How did you get in this group?
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So it's, it's a wonderful experience. Uh, so Eli messages me on Instagram. Uh, I think I'd been tagged in unsub videos like fucking a thousand times.
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That's not a smile.
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Was it show the message? Show just spawned out of the stairs. What the fuck was that? Well, okay. I guess it was show message me. It was like, Hey, you know, we'd like you to come on. No,
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The Taitaman is here.
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The Taitaman is here.
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Y'all keep talking sh**. Don't start your car.
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I was like, God damn it. Oh, my God.
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So show text me through Instagram was like, hey, you know, we'd like you to come on the podcast. And I was like, oh, yeah, cool. I've heard of unsubscribed, but I had no idea who was on it. I had no idea who you were. So I was like, I'm going to fucking look at Eli. Right. I don't figure out who the hell Eli is.
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I watched him do the PlayStation 2.
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I looked at who bad he was at the time because I think that was the last podcast with that group. Yeah, it was me. And kiss of death.
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it was me that's his nickname yeah right so i like six hours go by because eli doesn't do anything on time and i completely forgot that i had contacted unsubscribe i have a brother named eli i love my brother death but he's also a convicted felon and a deviant who gets a new cell phone every time the sun goes down oh my clientele So I get a text from Eli and says, hey, what's up? This is Eli.
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And I think it's my brother. And my response is something along the lines of, oh, would you get a new fucking phone for this time, dickhead? Right? Like something stupid. Not realizing it was fucking this Eli. Yeah, I was like, that's a weird response. And like, as soon as I said it, like my brain, like 30 seconds later clicked on, it was like, Oh fuck.
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Like I panicked and I was like, Oh, I'm so sorry, man. I have a brother named Eli. Like I thought this was him. And they, they, you know, you guys invite me out. And I like, honestly, it was a really good experience. I get here. Uh, still don't know where the thermostat is in this house. I have no idea where it is. Okay. Uh, I was like, everyone knows where I can see everyone at the same time.
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No one was here at the time. It was just me. And I was like, Oh, this is cool. Like I took a couple of
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selfies like i'm on unsubscribe right and like i text you like because i can see my breath in this house and he goes oh yeah hey come on over to here uh you know i'm here with brandon not realizing brandon meant brandon fucking herrera so like eli nothing personal i was not a fan of you i was the biggest fan of cody sounds like a dig i'm sorry
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and hated your content you looked in i was like geeking over fucking cody and i had seen some of brandon's content so i knew who he was i didn't i didn't really like know much about you and so like i walk into this bar and it's you and brandon herrera and i was like i my middle name is not fucking i think it is i'm pretty sure it's gonzalez yeah right It's Consuelo Porquito.
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But yeah, that was the first time I'd ever met Brandon. I remember taking a selfie with him. That didn't turn out very well because there was a big light behind both of us. And he probably thought I was a goober. I just thought you were a nice man. Yeah. And that was my first experience here. And I remember the second time I came, I'd never met Nick in person. We talked to each other.
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But I'd never met Nick in person. The second time, we were at another restaurant when I showed up. And Nick was like, hey, just come to this restaurant. I was like, cool. And the only open spot was next to Cody. And I remember geeking the fuck out. I was like, oh, my God, a standard operator. I geeked the fuck out for a few minutes. Yeah, that was my thing.
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Look, you were the only one I was really a fan of. Okay, give me a break here.
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Look, man, I'm telling the story as it went.
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Didn't have to tell a story.
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Oh, God damn it. Fuck you.
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Do you guys know that Eli has a magic cabinet in his kitchen?
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What? All right, bro.
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Now we're here for it. I went to Eli's right before I had to flight home and I was like, I want one of those Eli gummies. And he's like, cool.
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Oh, we're telling this story.
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And he's like, cool. And he walks over to a cabinet and spawns gummies. I'm like, okay, cool. And I eat it and I'm like, that's fine. And then like 20 minutes later, somebody else is like, I want a certain type of fungus. And he was like, cool. And he walks over to the same cabinet and hands out. I was like, okay, this is where he keeps his drugs. That's fine. And somebody's like,
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Somebody's like, I want a protein bar. And he's like, cool. He walks over to the same fucking cabinet. I was like, okay, okay. That's where he keeps all his edible shit, I guess. That's fine. That's fine. Whatever.
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Can I have a bottle of water?
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Bro, no. So then somebody, we're talking about 8-6 blackout because Tackett doesn't know much about it. And he's like, oh, bro, it looks like this. He walks over to the same fucking cabinet and there's bullets in it, too. It's the fucking Mary Poppins bag of a cabinet in his kitchen.
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I forgot about that.
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Eli reaches into his magic bag.
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And the worst part is, as it's going, I'm getting progressively more high, and I'm like...
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What the fuck is in that cabinet, man? So it's bigger on the inside. It's his retardus.
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I forgot your face was- Blackout and he's-
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the craziest part of that story is uh cody goes you know i'm looking for like a thick young latina moody comes out of there was i not provided i actually had an interesting question and i was thinking about this on the flight over here i don't know why i thought about it so we know communism communism communism summons nick i was just wondering what would summon the rest of you guys
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Like, stop resisting three times would probably be rich.
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Both of them.
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Old habits die hard.
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Latino, Latino, Latino.
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What about you, Brandon? AK. I don't know. That's a hard one, because, well... Trunnion, Trunnion, Trunnion. Trunnion, Trunnion, Trunnion. Trunnion, Trunnion, Trunnion. I still get people commenting just Trunnion.
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Trunnion. Mm.
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There's two trunnions on an AK. One's the rear trunnion that holds the recoil spring, dust cover stock, all that. Front trunnion is where the bolt locks up, and it also holds the barrel to the receiver of the gun.
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No, I was just like, I'm smelling it from here. Like, it's wild.
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It sounds like a sexually transmitted disease, in my opinion. My balls are sliding on your trunnion, Brandon.
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Like, never mind.
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Hey, you want to look at this? Oh, you've got a trunnion growing on your penis there.
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Choke Rich and hear the word trunnion.
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They're going to grab it from this episode.
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So well, there is a video and it was, uh, I saw it cause it's somebody sent it to me and it said, uh, Brandon Herrera says the N word is the name of the YouTube video. Yeah. It's just me firing a Palsa P 50. I think it was. And I just look at the camera and I go,
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nice i was like why does this have 40 000 views those comments have to be golden it was all tony gonzalez's campaign yeah that's that's all of the views some of the videos they used in that campaign were fucking hilarious dude they were great i wonder if you run again like since the last time how many like snippets they're gonna get from unsub or the unsub live or pepperbox you know they're gonna pay for a subscription
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What's wild is that they still had to outspend me 10 to 1 to even make any of it stick. Because it's crazy. Half the shit that they used to, they're just like, look, how can we make veterans hate this guy? And the more clips they showed, the more they were like, this guy's pretty.
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Oh, God, I'm getting residuals.
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Dude, like the whole like premise of the thing, like kind of blows my mind. Like I try and explain to even my students, like social media is more powerful than anything we know. And to put it in perspective, we are what? 23, 24 years past nine 11.
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and we have people advocating for terrorism because of social media because hamas has a better social media campaign than the idf does like social media is stupid fucking powerful and the powers that be don't understand how powerful social media is it drives me they're starting to which is interesting it's it's been very funny to watch that ship get steered by the caboose oh god yeah
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That shit has some recoil. All right, you boys want to do a podcast now?
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When they try to use social media and they have the little hairy sissons. Oh, my God.
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Choose your character. The new White House, like all the comms they've got there have been fucking killing. Oh, it's great. The new social media team has been hilarious.
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I love when you get like the weebs or the fucking super tards, liberal tards or whatever. Everyone knows I don't pick sides. I just... I call both sides retarded if they're stupid, but like, they're like, I can't believe we have the president of the United States sharing this. I'm like, fucking awesome. Terrorists dying. It's great. I love it. I love every bit of it.
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Let's fucking do it. Oh, my God. Starting defense. Seat at the table.
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Getting some like fentanyl dealer deported to Studio Ghibli copies is hilarious. Oh, the fat lady? If it was a lady, then fuck it. I don't know what that was.
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I can give you plenty of advice on that.
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Well, think about it. If you would have spent maybe $2 million more, you probably would have beat him.
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uh it was way less well that was probably that was less than i spent total because you you you lost by what like 70 something votes it was 400 votes in a runoff election so we we we progressed from the uh from the primary uh to a runoff so it was just me and him and i think they like he and all of the uh you know packs super packs everybody that was running ads for him something like 13 million i think is what it ended up being that's fucking nuts
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ah rich how's the merv doing man i've got three of them now you want to they're multiplying i have three because when we did uh we did the podcast up there in buffalo you're still you're still doing it yeah sorry i'm just i'm not all right we came up there for buffalo and you had you brought the merv out for us it was fucking amazing you have three now i have three
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$13 million to beat a YouTuber as an incumbent. Which, by the way, incumbents already have like a 93% re-election rate. It's crazy.
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I would say probably next time you have to put Cody on your payroll. It was savage. You know what we can do after they spent $1.3 million?
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$13 million? You know what we get to do? This. That was the only reason I almost beat your opponent we get to get drunk and talk shit You know what happens if you lose the streets mother happens if I lose Crazy God damn, best job ever.
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Best job I ever had. I do have to do a quick shout out to my boy Jank Wagon here. He's Jank Wagon. It's a 1068 that was constantly falling apart and lighting on fire. It looks like a toaster with tracks. My boy is having some liver failure. He's a good dude. I told him next time I'm on Unsub, he's a hell of a dude. Jank Wagon's fucking awesome people. So I told him I'd do a shout out on Unsub.
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I'll do 21 push-ups for you.
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Yeah, 21.
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We hope Jank Wagon's doing okay.
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Oh, dude. I want big oak trees, the moss hanging off of them.
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What is your scent? What's the scent you're going to use for the table?
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You've been waiting your whole life for this. Yeah.
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Oh, yeah. This is your first and only one, isn't it?
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Yeah. What? It wasn't you, Rich. Oh. I'll still marry you. Shut God every time.
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I thought you were sad. I was trying to build you back the fuck up.
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You couldn't read the subtext that said awkward silence in parentheses? Yeah. That's what Rich was going for.
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Yeah, I was trying to break the awkward silence by making a statement about someone I care about.
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Did the parentheses say something about the awkward silence?
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No.
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I understand missiles, not people, okay? That is my fucking tism. We got the tism titan over here when we're talking about fucking cameras.
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That's a great shirt. It's just, I can read missiles, not people.
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I can handle some smoke.
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Okay, we don't talk about that, all right?
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All I said is that you were going to be explicitly named in my... All I'm saying is I think you've got good enough hand-eye coordination where you could... the first time... Jesus! You can't put that one in.
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You just can't put that one in. You beat me to that shit. I was about to say he got the good shit.
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Jesus. That's how I know I got in the right friend group is they immediately make shit.
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Look at me.
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Yeah, we'll do a 10-minute after show. Complete chaos. Well, guys, thank you for coming to the unsubscribed podcast. I was joined today by Eli Doubletap, fat electrician, angry cops, habitual line crosser, Brandon Herrera, myself, don't operate it. Join us on Patreon for the after show. Love you.
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Habitual line crosser dot com.
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Maybe this just isn't the episode for that.
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It'd be like any Buffalo news outlet you can find rich.
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I would just love to see the fucking fake reviews. It's like five star. Detective Richard High, my wife, and it was fantastic.
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Yeah.
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Basically, if you guys don't know what Rich is putting down, he takes old fire trucks and turns them into the coolest fucking bars ever. I'm a bad bitch. And then you pick us up in it.
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I like how all the other live shows, it's like, drop us off in the back. And then we go to Buffalo. It's like, pull up with the sirens on. The Murph.
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Oh, and planes.
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This is my free juice box shirt.
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You know what I'm going to have as an after sex snack? Your gushers. And some of that string cheese.
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That's the real next autism shit.
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Good morning, A. Hello.
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Let's talk to NPR's Scott Horsley. So, Scott, what can you tell us about the tension between Trump and Powell?
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Yeah. And, you know, when I think about like the way people have thought about spending, I mean, spending was up last month. So, I mean, if there's all this uncertainty, why are people spending money?
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Now, where else should we look for the effects of these tariffs if we're kind of trying to search for them?
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But can Trump push Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome Powell out more than a year before his term ends?
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Global trade will slow, which will hit the economy worldwide because of these policies. And of course, prices for us will go up markedly. Buckle up. This is going to get really bumpy for us.
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Okie dokie.
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It's just buckling up all the time with the economy. That's NPR's Scott Horsey. Scott, thanks.
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The Trump administration demonstrated, quote, willful disregard for a court's order and is likely in criminal contempt.
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NPR's Adrian Florido joins us now. So tell us what the judge said in this ruling.
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Okay, so then what does the ruling mean now for the Trump administration?
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Okay. So how is the White House responding?
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Yeah. And this is not the only case where judges are trying to force the Trump administration to obey court orders. Judge in Maryland also demanded an explanation for why it's ignoring her order to help bring back a man mistakenly sent to El Salvador despite having legal status. So what's the big picture here, Adrian?
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That's NPR's Adrian Florido. Thanks a lot.
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President Trump says his administration is exploring how to use prisons in El Salvador to detain U.S. citizens who commit crimes.
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NPR's Brian Mann is following this. Brian, I've seen the video and you're about to play it. I mean, it sounds like the president is serious about locking up American citizens abroad.
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That's the real fear that we have now is that he is going to try to evade judicial review of deportations of U.S. citizens.
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Okay, so Brian, if the Trump administration moves forward with this idea, I mean, do we know what the deportation of American citizens would look like?
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That's the real fear that we have now is that He is going to try to evade judicial review of deportations of US citizens.
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Well, the context for this was a series of questions about whether non-citizens in the U.S. deserve due process. The president believes, frankly, he has a mandate, he thinks, on immigration and said if you talk about due process for people who are not in the country legally, you'd have to deal with millions of trials. And he was pressed on this by the show's moderator, Kristen Welker.
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The backdrop to this is the high profile case of a man who was sent from Maryland to El Salvador, despite a court order saying he should specifically not be deported there. The Supreme Court has called on the U.S. government to facilitate his return. But thus far, he remains in El Salvador.
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And one last related point, Steve, here is that last night, Trump said he's ordering the federal government to reopen and rebuild one of America's most notorious notorious prisons, Alcatraz. He told reporters he wants to do this because of radical judges who've been insisting on due process for people in the country illegally.
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That we should remind folks, this prison, Alcatraz, is now a tourist attraction. It actually hasn't operated as a prison in decades.
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You know, there were a couple of things that caught my ear, particularly when the moderator asked the president if tariffs are here to stay for the long run.
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I mean, the president told reporters on Air Force One yesterday that there could be some trade deals this week. But at the same time, Steve, he also suggested that this broad tariff dynamic is not an actual negotiation. He said at the end of the day, he will set the terms of these tariff deals because he sets the deals. Other countries do not.
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You know, tariffs are key to the president's economic vision. In fact, just last night on social media, he announced plans for yet another tariff. This time, 100 percent tariff rate on movies produced outside of the United States. You know, one last thing to note, Steve, is that this week, Canada's Prime Minister Mark Carney is coming to Washington.
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